Horrorcow smartschoolboy9 / Stefanie Schoolie / truth_sticks_11 - Man from Doncaster, England who has a fetish for school uniforms, heeled miniboots and may or may not be a pedophile.

[TokiBun]

Like it was said earlier hopefully once interest from retards dies down David will be active again and continue to reveal more about himself. Really good approx timeline!

 

[AssignedEva]

1994: David writes a letter to the London Evening Standard complaining about lax school uniform policies. He lists his address as Ashlake Road, Streatham.

This caught my eye, I'd missed it. Ashlake Road is a very small road; there's only about 19 houses on it. They'll be expensive now, but if you turn the streetview back to 2008

you can see a couple of buzzers about showing the big properties were subdivided into flats. Also one other point of note at the end of the road is The Stanthorpe Hotel, a shitty little bedsit/B&B. Back in 2008 it had this sign:

081 phone numbers only existed in London between 1990 (before that they were 01) and 1995 (after that they were 0181), which means it was definitely a hotel in 1994. Although it's technically on Stanthorpe Road rather than Ashford Road, but could be a place a broke single man was staying.

If we assume he was living in a flat on the road, this might still be a lead... sort of. He'd show up in the phone book. If he moved there in the early 1980s - prior to BT's privatisation in 1984 - those White Pages are a matter of public record and can be searched on Ancestry.com. Unfortunately after 1984 they're not. If you're too young to remember they listed people by name and road address, so GIBSON, D with a reference to Ashlake Road might confirm if he was there.

Although thinking about it, it'd likely be registered under his mother or stepfather's name if he was living with them, and there's always the chance he was ex-directory. If we had a digitised 1994 London phone book we could easily search all references to Ashlake Road and map out a list of likely surnames, if there's only 19 houses... but such a resource doesn't exist. Frustrating. I think the best best would still be the Doncaster Archives to try and find that newspaper article on him to actually confirm his name.

 

[Unbiased]

Could this be him? On a March about the Kirren Point disaster.

I remember watching this video and thinking they did look fairly similar, but as far as I know he didn't actually live there at the time of the explosion.
It seems he moved to Bournemouth/Doncaster in the early-mid 90s, and he never actually states he was present for the explosion, which I'm sure he would do as he likes to go into such specific details about his childhood.

Very nice summary @WhatZitTooya

For a bit I was really surprised one of those big YouTube channels didn't offer Keeley Peart a few thousand $ for an interview and hear her entire story... but then I remembered British libel laws and how insane they are.

@Daphne Conner Moon as @AssignedEva pointed out, Phone Books on Ancestry, maybe this could be a lead?
Searching for "Alter" in London? Searching for 88 Kerrin Point? Or just Kerrin Point in general and see if anything interesting comes up?

 

[Anne Boleyn]

I haven't really seen this picked up on in Stefanie's poem in the Streatham Society newsletter from 2018. She talks about David's ex-girlfriend Zoe who lived on Stanthorpe Road from 1992 to 1993. She says that David lives close to Dunraven, Mount Nod Road and Stockfield Road.

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Zoe's lived on Stanthorpe Road, which crosses Ashlake Road. However, Dunraven, Mount Nod Road and Stockfield Road are a far distance away, so it's possible he had a different address prior to 1994.

For posterity, I looked into the "David Sandfast" who wrote the below poem. He lived at 3 Penistone Rd, London SW16 5LU and was married in 1969 so we can rule him out.

Just an FYI: The phonebook records on Ancestry are a bit sloppy. I found a D W Alter in the 1979 record, but when I looked at the original image it's a mis-transcription of "Atter".

 

[Unbiased]

Just an FYI: The phonebook records on Ancestry are a bit sloppy. I found a D W Alter in the 1979 record, but when I looked at the original image it's a mis-transcription of "Atter".

I messed up my last post, I searched Altar instead of Alter
When I search Alter, there are a lot more results.
What we would be looking for is the surname Alter, in London, between 1965-1975, this would be his parents as he would have only been a child and not in the phonebook
Anywhere in the Lambeth, Brixton, Streatham area is an added bonus
This is under the assumption that his actual surname is Alter, which is the earliest name people recall and all other names (London,Stockwell,Stansfield etc) are areas/roads relating to his childhood. And this only works if his parents were even in the phonebook.

 

[Anne Boleyn]

I messed up my last post, I searched Altar instead of Alter
When I search Alter, there are a lot more results.
What we would be looking for is the surname Alter, in London, between 1965-1975, this would be his parents as he would have only been a child and not in the phonebook
Anywhere in the Lambeth, Brixton, Streatham area is an added bonus
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Here are all your Alters in the London postcode area for the 1980s. None of them seem particularly useful.

1980:

1984:

If I'm honest, I'm on team Is Alter Even His Real Surname? And this feels like a dead end because Ancestry doesn't let you search the phonebooks by address without a surname.

 

[Unbiased]

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If I'm honest, I'm on team Is Alter Even His Real Surname? And this feels like a dead end because Ancestry doesn't let you search the phonebooks by address without a surname.

Is there anything before 1980?

Could be a coincidence but this address is 3.7 miles away from Kerrin Point/Ethelred Estate

 

[Crex Crex]

1975: David is singled out and publicly berated by a teacher or headmaster in school. The incident is highly traumatic to young David. His grades suffer and he wishes to transfer to Dunraven School in Streatham.

I wonder whether his obsession with RP'ing as a schoolboy is an attempt to live out a fantasy of an ideal school life he's never had.

 

[AssignedEva]

Zoe's lived on Stanthorpe Road, which crosses Ashlake Road. However, Dunraven, Mount Nod Road and Stockfield Road are a far distance away, so it's possible he had a different address prior to 1994.

This is just off to one side of the top of his road:

That little thing clipped to the lamp post is a bus stop sign (it has timetables on it) for the 315 Bus for the Gleneldon Road/Bournevale Road bus stop. Actually, it's an old picture, the timetables have gone now (but in the most recent streetview you can see Lambeth Council have put in a bin and there's people waiting, it's a hail-and-ride section). 5 stops later (about 10ish minutes) is Valley Road/Caroline Close, which drops you off at the corner of Leigham Court Road, right next to Dunraven Primary and Secondary.
The route would have been the 115 in the early 90s. I'd say the odds are on him spotting schoolkids waiting for the bus and following them to discover their school, and potentially following some other kids home to some streets nearer the school

Here are all your Alters in the London postcode area for the 1980s. None of them seem particularly useful.

1980:
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1984:

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If I'm honest, I'm on team Is Alter Even His Real Surname? And this feels like a dead end because Ancestry doesn't let you search the phonebooks by address without a surname.

Yeah, the problem is it cuts off in 1984, when he'd have been at most 22. The only name that would show up in the phone book would be the person British Telecom had down as being the bill payer, so if David was living at home it'd have been his stepfather who had a different surname. If he wasn't living at home, then not everyone had landlines by then, or it could have been a party line (or he could have been ex-directory).

I'm spitballing here but based on this timeline -

• ~1962: She gives birth to David in Lambeth.
• 1962-64: David's father is out of the picture and she starts a relationship with a different man who ends up becoming David's stepfather.
• ~1964: She gives birth to David's-half sister.

I'm beginning to wonder if the family set up is maybe white Dad, Asian Mum, Jamaican stepdad. The stepfather would probably have been seen by David as "Dad" but he'd have had an English surname. Jamaican stepdad maybe gets the family into their nutty fellowship church at David picks up some patois, but David's older brother who possibly actually remembered his real Dad maybe engaged with it a bit less (hence why he lapsed). Might also explain why David then became obsessed with his white half after Stepdad was out of the picture, coupled with standard 1970s school bullying. This is pure conjecture, though, we still don't really know for sure what David's ethnicity is beyond brown.

 

[lil retard]

I was thinking something like this should be in the op

It would be if it was factual and not based on reddit theories and bullshit. All of you keep posting the most retarded shit without any proof and then ask why it's not in the OP.

Reddit’s bungled Paul Blart Mall Cop investigation into SSB9 has forced me to create an account after lurking for years.

You didn't lurk this thread long enough. That's for sure.

 

[Unbiased]

The official twitter account for Greenwich Police in South East London have tweeted about SSB9
"An investigation is ongoing" not sure how serious this is though.

 

[Secondhand Giggle]

Zoe's lived on Stanthorpe Road, which crosses Ashlake Road. However, Dunraven, Mount Nod Road and Stockfield Road are a far distance away, so it's possible he had a different address prior to 1994.

Did you mean Stanthorpe Road is far away? I don't know if we're looking at two different places but these look to be very close, 5 minutes by car (the top pin is on the corner of Stockfield Road and Mount Nod Road). Not that it matters, to be perfectly frank. All we can say is he uses details of actual locations and events in his poems, which isn't particularly groundbreaking.

It would be if it was factual and not based on reddit theories and bullshit. All of you keep posting the most retarded shit without any proof and then ask why it's not in the OP.

Yeah, this is wild speculation. I don't think we know a single thing for certain about him. Can't agree on a name, can't agree on an age, can't agree on an ethnicity.

 

[lil retard]

The official twitter account for Greenwich Police in South East London have tweeted about SSB9
"An investigation is ongoing" not sure how serious this is though.
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Kids still use snapchat? That's the most shocking part for me. Anyway, translation: we know about him. Please stop reporting him to us.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

I haven't really seen this picked up on in Stefanie's poem in the Streatham Society newsletter from 2018. She talks about David's ex-girlfriend Zoe who lived on Stanthorpe Road from 1992 to 1993. She says that David lives close to Dunraven, Mount Nod Road and Stockfield Road.

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(archive)

Zoe's lived on Stanthorpe Road, which crosses Ashlake Road. However, Dunraven, Mount Nod Road and Stockfield Road are a far distance away, so it's possible he had a different address prior to 1994.

For posterity, I looked into the "David Sandfast" who wrote the below poem. He lived at 3 Penistone Rd, London SW16 5LU and was married in 1969 so we can rule him out.

Just an FYI: The phonebook records on Ancestry are a bit sloppy. I found a D W Alter in the 1979 record, but when I looked at the original image it's a mis-transcription of "Atter".

Yet another thing we DID miss.

If he lived in or around Dunraven beyond 1992 that means he didn't move south with mum in Bournemouth or at least not long term (that is if this isn't SSB9 being 'poetic' and refusing to just say it like it is) and this is consistent with his reply to that other David about COG in which he mentions living in London prior to moving to Milton Keynes.

I'm going to share some theories here, organized from most to least likely (according to me).

• Last paragraph is one of the events that lead to SSB9 losing his mind. SSB9 apparently started doing this shit in 1992, maybe the move was to put distance between them.
• The phrasing in the third paragraph gives me the impression that the Doncaster case had a precedent here and Zoe wasn't as fond of the relationship. For all I know she was a student and David was young or young-looking enough to pursue a friendship unbothered.
• Until proven otherwise, I think SSB9 had at least two objects of obsession in his life: a woman in the church, Ruth, and a woman in education, Zoe, unless both are one in the same.

This is pure conjecture, though, we still don't really know for sure what David's ethnicity is beyond brown.

I personally feel the dads could be reversed. David grows up patois and his obsession with whiteness (and slight fixation on French) is because of growing up with a smart, Norman-looking step-dad. If the sister really is a half-sister, maybe David resents her because she resembles 'his' dad more closely. The obsession with whiteness could come from both vitiligo and a deep sense of self-loathing as one of the few black people in his life abandoned him. But this also is just a theory.

• Going on this sister envy, perhaps the line that 'she looked like a man' compared to how "Stephanie describes 'Darren' could be interpreted as SSB9 interpreting beauty/youth/smartness as qualities exclusive to those in good moral standing, so David in pure tranner fashion chooses to believe he passes better than his sister.

The main thing we are missing to make a real timeline is explaining why SSB9 ended up in Doncaster in the first place and where he really is now. If he read Barbara Fenney's letter, which is very likely given his track record, and the theories that the letter was written because he had grown to big for his bridges are too be believed, maybe he moved to Doncaster in service of his new church. But he also could've converted to his current church to repent, if he even does, of what he did in Doncaster.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

The official twitter account for Greenwich Police in South East London have tweeted about SSB9
"An investigation is ongoing" not sure how serious this is though.
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It's real alright. Only they would be retarded enough to blatantly speak out to the masses "WE ARE CURRENTLY CRIMINALLY INVESTIGATING THIS MAN" while SSB9 is DFEing, only giving him more reason to and go off the radar. As is, they are massively out of touch and unaware. If they weren't, they'd know that massive internet autists who have done their fucking jobs 90% of the time are having a hard time finding ANY possible lead on this degenerate.

Leave it to the british cops to be fucking idiotic. But what can you expect from oi oi your loicense bruv people.

 

[Beautiful Border]

I personally feel the dads could be reversed. David grows up patois and his obsession with whiteness (and slight fixation on French) is because of growing up with a smart, Norman-looking step-dad. If the sister really is a half-sister, maybe David resents her because she resembles 'his' dad more closely.

I know I've said this before, but when David uses the word "smart" he uses it in the context of being formal/well-dressed, not intelligence. If you say someone is "dressed smart" that doesn't mean you're saying they are smart. Any take which is reading into his use of that word too much is barking up the wrong tree.

 

[Viktor_Suvorov]

If British police have no problem covering for horrifying gangs of pedophile sex traffickers to protect their precious refugees, I don't have much hope for them to actually investigate this relatively milder creep

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

I know I've said this before, but when David uses the word "smart" he uses it in the context of being formal/well-dressed, not intelligence. If you say someone is "dressed smart" that doesn't mean you're saying they are smart. Any take which is reading into his use of that word too much is barking up the wrong tree.

Look, it's on me. I should've wrote that I meant that meaning of the word. So I meant dapper gentleman of croissant stock.

Returning to YouTubers, there's this guy called Dankyjabo that has made three videos on SSB9 (he is the YouTuber that Pyro ripped footage of) and he made the same clickbait so I hate his ass now.

To save youse some time. No, he hasn't been found. This guy takes all his updates from the subreddit so he unironically has less info than us. Half the video is about a TikTok grifter called Ezekiel that has faked knowing SSB9 and even made an 'interview'. The last couple of minutes are Dankyjabo talking about how the subreddit thinks he is 'defending' SSB9 because he doesn't fall for the same bait they do. His other videos don't really add anything besides summarizing. I almost feel like blackmailing him to go to the Doncaster Archives.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

To save youse some time. No, he hasn't been found. This guy takes all his updates from the subreddit so he unironically has less info than us. Half the video is about a TikTok grifter called Ezekiel that has faked knowing SSB9 and even made an 'interview'. The last couple of minutes are Dankyjabo talking about how the subreddit thinks he is 'defending' SSB9 because he doesn't fall for the same bait they do. His other videos don't really add anything besides summarizing. I almost feel like blackmailing him to go to the Doncaster Archives.

So, he's mutahar?

 

[mentally retarded user]

Adolf Hitler please kill this nigger now