"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 169 37.8%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 278 62.2%

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Is that legal where he lives? To my casual understanding only some states allow that in burgerland. Big pharma probably lobbies against allowing people to legally off themselves because they can't profit from the dead
Why would you even need to do this in America where everyone has a gun at home and you can buy a shotgun at your local Walmart? Assisted suicide makes more sense in countries where you don't have that option.
 
Why would you even need to do this in America where everyone has a gun at home and you can buy a shotgun at your local Walmart? Assisted suicide makes more sense in countries where you don't have that option.
There's a lot of people who don't have the courage to do it, some didn't have a gun before becoming bed ridden and may no longer have the physical capability to go out and buy one and I'm sure there's other reasons.

Regardless of the fact its fucked these companies want you to suffer to death for profit.
 
Is that legal where he lives? To my casual understanding only some states allow that in burgerland. Big pharma probably lobbies against allowing people to legally off themselves because they can't profit from the dead
That and it would be a nightmare for insurance companies, and we can't let the multi billion companies struggle here in amerishart
 
Why would you even need to do this in America where everyone has a gun at home and you can buy a shotgun at your local Walmart? Assisted suicide makes more sense in countries where you don't have that option.
I think drifting to sleep after being given an ultra turbo sedative and mega dose of opiates is a little different than blowing your brains out with a shotgun. Lmao.
I'm sure there's other reasons.
Religious would be the top among them I would think. Suicide is a mortal sin in Catholicism and many other Christian denominations, but if one were to rules lawyer it, someone pushing something into their IV can be excused as not done by their own hand.
 
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Why would you even need to do this in America where everyone has a gun at home and you can buy a shotgun at your local Walmart? Assisted suicide makes more sense in countries where you don't have that option.
Because painting the wall of your home with brain matter and blood is kind of a shitty thing to do to your wife?
 
Why would you even need to do this in America where everyone has a gun at home and you can buy a shotgun at your local Walmart? Assisted suicide makes more sense in countries where you don't have that option.

You truly are a retard if you think suicide via bullet and assisted suicide are the same thing. Can you fuck off for like just once on the farms with being a contrarian cunt?
 
Ralph will cry for real over him when he goes, literally his hero.
Wouldn't put it past Ralph to cry and say "We had our differences but I'll miss him" just to attract attention and superchats. It's an opportunity to grift after all.
Then next week he'll go back to hating Jim and telling everyone he's glad that Jim finally died, because Ralph only knows how to hate.

You truly are a retard if you think suicide via bullet and assisted suicide are the same thing. Can you fuck off for like just once on the farms with being a contrarian cunt?
I think you just fell for the most obvious bait from a known attention whore.
 
Religious would be the top among them I would think. Suicide is a mortal sin in Catholicism and many other Christian denominations, but if one were to rules lawyer it, someone pushing something into their IV can be excused as not done by their own hand.
Religion is pretty darn good suicide prevention though.
Also, "rules lawyering" is for jews.
 
I'm not in a hurry to see any picture of him in his current state. And I honestly think of the shitty overfiltered image with a cap was the real deal, he would just look like a "normal guy". I only see a prime Jim face reveal being entertaining if he looks like a chissled chad or like a fucking hobgoblin.

My biggest wonder is if Jade will be more proactive online after Jim passes or if she will just maintain a low profile. Hopefully for her own good, she'll stick with 2.
 
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I think drifting to sleep after being given an ultra turbo sedative and mega dose of opiates is a little different than blowing your brains out with a shotgun. Lmao.
Here phenobarbital taken orally is used if someone is able to self administer the dose.

It's also not classed as suicide and is recorded on the death certificate as death from the underlying illness. Death benefits and life insurance are unaffected.
 
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Death benefits and life insurance are unaffected.
That's probably the biggest reason to not blow his head off (outside of the very nasty cleaning process that leaves for Jade). He has made it incredibly clear that he wants to make all of the post death processes be as clean and straightforward as possible. I can only imagine how much of a shit show the process would become if he eats a gun and suddenly the insurance company is telling you to fuck off.
 
I'll answer the questions. Jim won't do a face reveal because he's actually not the handsome chad you all imagine him to be, and he's afraid his e-children will make fun of him. He won't have Jade end it for him because a) he's a coward and b) he's making up the cancer-AIDS anyway. You're welcome.
 
I'll answer the questions. Jim won't do a face reveal because he's actually not the handsome chad you all imagine him to be, and he's afraid his e-children will make fun of him. He won't have Jade end it for him because a) he's a coward and b) he's making up the cancer-AIDS anyway. You're welcome.

I am convinced there is an unfortunate number of people on this forum that are unloved and don't have families. What a rancidly simplistic view on life and death; the type only a psychopath or a complete autist could have.

You should demonstrate to us how easy it is for a loved one to end another's life when they're still cognisant, or that's what I'd say if I imagined you actually had anyone that loved you, which I doubt.

No one thinks Metokur is a handsome chad.

It's amazing that the faggots that don't follow Metokur can't understand what's its like to have a content creator that's actually respected by the overwhelming majority of their community. One day you might understand. Maybe. I'd work on getting loved ones first.
 
Here phenobarbital taken orally is used if someone is able to self administer the dose.

It's also not classed as suicide and is recorded on the death certificate as death from the underlying illness. Death benefits and life insurance are unaffected.
Makes sense, I didn't think of the life insurance. Although doesn't he get plenty of meds already that could be used to OD in a similar way? But I guess the insurance would want to investigate that...
 
Terminal sedation is always an option but it might not be the path he wants to take.
My fathers last few hours at home in hospice care he started crying out for his mother. I knew it was almost time so I gave him an extra dose of morphine and Ativan even though my mother was against it. It was just a normal dose not an OD. I wouldn't want to die screaming and knew he wouldn't either. I'll hope for sedation when it's my turn as well.
 
I am convinced there is an unfortunate number of people on this forum that are unloved and don't have families. What a rancidly simplistic view on life and death; the type only a psychopath or a complete autist could have.

You should demonstrate to us how easy it is for a loved one to end another's life when they're still cognisant, or that's what I'd say if I imagined you actually had anyone that loved you, which I doubt.

No one thinks Metokur is a handsome chad.

It's amazing that the faggots that don't follow Metokur can't understand what's its like to have a content creator that's actually respected by the overwhelming majority of their community. One day you might understand. Maybe. I'd work on getting loved ones first.
There would be basically one situation I would kill a family member: they're on fire, covered in napalm, and about to die in 5 seconds, something like that, something out of a war story, and I'm just ending the suffering. Other than that, "assisted suicide" is horrifying. I couldn't sign off on that. I doubt Jim's wife could either.
 
Makes sense, I didn't think of the life insurance. Although doesn't he get plenty of meds already that could be used to OD in a similar way? But I guess the insurance would want to investigate that...
That would 100% come up post-mortem, so odds are it would void it. It could also potentially get whoever administered the dose or was his main caregiver into deep shit.

He's better off talking with the many many doctors he sees about it as I'm certain a painless way out should he chose to take it does exist, however it would normally be advisement on a case-by-case and state-by-state basis.

He could also strap himself with plastic explosives and wheel himself to meeheecoo to visit his estranged E-son, but I reckon just passing out and going to the anime dimension is the more humane option.
 
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