"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 204 36.8%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 351 63.2%

  • Total voters
    555
Speaking of what has Tonka been up to?
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My go-to assumption for someone disappearing from the internet is that they found a better use for their time than making videos about internet gayfabe.
In Jim's case, the better use for his time will be getting set up into palliative care with goofballs injected directly into his spinal cord via IV drip. With all of the broken bones, and pain medications I fully expect that we will have many long durations of Jim being too out of commission to even mention anything.

If Jim were to really die, either Jade will eventually post something, or some of Jim's alogs will find the death notice in the local news announcements.
 
Million dollar dono at least for a face reveal. Plenty of richfags willing to pay their resepects.
Jim should take inspiration from Wu-Tang and sell the opportunity for one wealthy fan to gaze upon the countenance of Metokur. Just a 60 second Zoom call, no recording allowed, but enough time for the winner to try to memorize his features forever.
 
Million dollar dono at least for a face reveal. Plenty of richfags willing to pay their resepects.
If he's given his permission to his wife to be as shameless as possible with it, I can see it happening. I wouldn't even be surprised if he already had a few videos recorded of him talking about whatever (lolcows, his life, a motivational speech) showing his face and using a decent mic, to be put each behind a steep paywall.
 
If he's given his permission to his wife to be as shameless as possible with it, I can see it happening. I wouldn't even be surprised if he already had a few videos recorded of him talking about whatever (lolcows, his life, a motivational speech) showing his face and using a decent mic, to be put each behind a steep paywall.
Pre-recorded Deviants after Dark series, each episode released at a certain fundraising milestone, and the last episode includes a face reveal while he talks about how his most deviant fetish is missionary sex with his loving wife.
 
I don’t know why people care about how a guy who makes videos shitting on internet retards looks like irl, but seeing him right now would be probably really fucking depressing, regardless if you just like his streams or actually developed a parasocial relationship with Daddy Gym. Shit man, the face of a cancer ridden, dying internet funny man is definitely not a thing I need to see.
 
He might post a pic of his face when he was in better health if it meant more money for jade.
I don't expect a pre recorded goodbye message. I think he stills sees himself as just a guy who made videos and streamed about things that interested him.
It just so happened that he managed to be more entertaining than most of the Sektur faggots and his mere existence infuriates some people to this day. Even post death people will still seethe over that damn metokur and his outer heaven army of sweeties.
 
He might post a pic of his face when he was in better health if it meant more money for jade.
I don't expect a pre recorded goodbye message. I think he stills sees himself as just a guy who made videos and streamed about things that interested him.
It just so happened that he managed to be more entertaining than most of the Sektur faggots and his mere existence infuriates some people to this day. Even post death people will still seethe over that damn metokur and his outer heaven army of sweeties.
Ralph will cry for real over him when he goes, literally his hero.
 
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Hope the meds are working for him. I can't imagine the pain he's going through.
Spontaneous fractures aren't uncommon following cancer treatment but the extent of Jim's is exceptional. The weeping oedema in his legs is likely also a long side effect of treatment. I've seen that get so bad that people have to pick up their legs to move them at all, which would be difficult for Jim.

The extent to which they can control his pain will eventually get down to how lucid he wants to remain. Terminal sedation is always an option but it might not be the path he wants to take. In his shoes, I would probably have chosen assisted dying before now.
 
In his shoes, I would probably have chosen assisted dying before now.
Is that legal where he lives? To my casual understanding only some states allow that in burgerland. Big pharma probably lobbies against allowing people to legally off themselves because they can't profit from the dead
 
Is that legal where he lives? To my casual understanding only some states allow that in burgerland. Big pharma probably lobbies against allowing people to legally off themselves because they can't profit from the dead
they could easily wheel him to the canadian border and wait for nature to take its course
 
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