Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

What was the date of that clip?

It is kind of mind boggling that he actually seems to sincerely believe his Hail Mary pass is a sure thing. I guess narcs are so completely convinced of their own superiority that they even manage to lie to themselves.

I used to think him talking about how the Frank's hearing was a slam dunk was just a way to trick the 10 or so wine moms he has left into thinking the government was screwing Nick over and nothing happening was his fault, but it probably just was some kind of coping mechanism for himself to deny reality.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I used to think him talking about how the Frank's hearing was a slam dunk was just a way to trick the 10 or so wine moms he has left into thinking the government was screwing Nick over and nothing happening was his fault, but it probably just was some kind of coping mechanism for himself to deny reality.

100% denial. Addicts are capable of rationalizing anything and expect everyone else will believe it too.

 

[where's baldo]

So Nick is left with 3 choices.

1. He gets Kayla to say it was all hers and Nick knew nothing about it. I doubt the prosecutor goes for it.
2. He needs to find a third person to blame. Namely Aaron somehow hid the cocaine.
3. Plea deal for probation.

the dusted nose on video might throw a wrench into 1 and 2, and his dusted brain will blow up 3

 

[Vibralldo]

the dusted nose on video might throw a wrench into 1 and 2, and his dusted brain will blow up 3

Yeah, now that the video is 100% verified real and evidence, saying it's Kayla's cocaine isn't gonna work since Nick is on video using it

 

[Gorbus]

Do you think the other members of the Qover have realised Nick's been retarded the whole time yet, or are they still entrenched in balldolusion?

 

[Law]

If the whores had any self respect they'd be telling Nick to man up and absorb fault so at least the kids have one parent who can feasibly get a real job, cast a vote and teach them gunhandling in future.

You think Nick would listen?

 

[AltisticRight]

Aug 22, 2024 (a day after the Omnibus)

Court Day Results - Legal Experts Baffled​

This title aged like the inverse of Balldo, or like fine cheese.
Baffling, myopic even!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Do you think the other members of the Qover have realised Nick's been retarded the whole time yet, or are they still entrenched in balldolusion?

I expect Nick will melt down and they will get scared, our wife will seek the counsel of her parents and maybe be saved by taking a plea before Nick and ruin her entirely and April will shower call Keanu and get talked into flipping on Nick.

Fingers crossed, this would be great Kino.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Is there an over/under on when Nick does another stream or at least appears in a chat somewhere still trying to lawsplain all this away?

 

[Peace Through Power]

Funny and weird new Elissa clip

It sounds like Nick was threatening to release some DMs from Sean. Pretty desperate

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Is there an over/under on when Nick does another stream or at least appears in a chat somewhere still trying to lawsplain all this away?

He either streams within a week or two or he murder/suicides the qover in a fit of narc cult leader rage

 

[ChromaQuack]

He either streams within a week or two or he murder/suicides the qover in a fit of narc cult leader rage

Statement from the Kiwi Kontrol Kollective:

As the owners of Nicholas 'balldomale denial' Rekieta we have decided that he will be DENIED the right to stream and explain how this is actually a W for him.

Let it be known, Nicholas 'bitchfit' Rekieta is henceforth forbidden from streaming until further notice.

 

[Mouse Cop]

I think Nick might actually kill himself after this. Don't do it, buddy. You have so much to live for.

 

[Desktop User2]

the qover

You know, it takes a truly great mind to, when your life is falling apart, you are fighting three different court cases and strung out to go on and think: "gee, you know what would make my life easier right now? A financially dependent second wife."

 

[Stupor Mario]

I think Nick might actually kill himself after this. Don't do it, buddy. You have so much to live for.

I can see him living for revenge. Lord Balldo shall become the Phantom of the Balldo.

 

[Peace Through Power]

He either streams within a week or two or he murder/suicides the qover in a fit of narc cult leader rage

That would be an interesting poll for the thread. How will the qover end?
1.) Chris Benoit
2.) JF Gariepy
3.) Divorce rape
4.) Lowtax

 

[200MB]

Funny and weird new Elissa clip

It sounds like Nick was threatening to release some DMs from Sean. Pretty desperate

Being able to admit you were wrong is a good thing Nick. Your life would be in a much better place if you just tried that one simple trick.
You should still totally pwn Sean by releasing the DMs though, just like you did with Josh. I'm sure this time you won't come off as an unhinged vindictive retard.

EDIT:

Aug 22, 2024 (a day after the Omnibus)

Court Day Results - Legal Experts Baffled​

It's impossible to watch this without a shit-eating grin after balldo was BTFO so hard.

 

[Desktop User2]

2.) JF Gariepy

I can buy Kayla going for a walk in the woods and getting lost forever, probably more than Mama JF.

 

[Swole McPole]

You know, it takes a truly great mind to, when your life is falling apart, you are fighting three different court cases and strung out to go on and think: "gee, you know what would make my life easier right now? A financially dependent second wife."

Perhaps he thinks there's money to be made in cuckoldry? Perhaps he thinks the bulls might pay for the privilege of accessing our wife's 'ruined' body, or April's stanky puss if she conceals the stank by dipping it in Summer's Eve after every third or fourth bull?

Perhaps Nick's a real one after all?

 

[Desktop User2]

Perhaps he thinks there's money to be made in cuckoldry? Perhaps he thinks the bulls might pay for the privilege of accessing our wife's 'ruined' body, or April's stanky puss if she conceals the stank by dipping it in Summer's Eve after every third or fourth bull?

Perhaps Nick's a real one after all?

I think crackwhores.com is closed forever, maybe he has a niche to explore.