Official Kiwifarms White Feather Campaign - Don’t be a coward

Grub said:
I live in Canada. Why the fuck would I wanna go fight for that shit?
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Squishie PP said:
As long as surplus humans exist, the banking elite can literally just make their host countries throw human walls at each other. Once they are out of cannon fodder, maybe we will start seeing drone warfare become more of a priority.
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You have such a lack of imagination it's unreal...
 
Feral Postie said:
I'll fight. I want to fly an airplane in the war.
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I wouldn't mind if I was a drone pilot of some sort. Operating a drone swarm would be especially fun, from what I can tell. Would be nice if the US military stopped relying on gullible men and third-world mercenaries and moved to 100% drone warfare.
 
Squishie PP said:
wat mean?
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Come on, a war date doesn't have to be that. Take her to a war museum, go pilot a regular camera quadcopter over the local hobos or whatever for shits and giggles. There's plenty of war movies to watch too, ranging from documentaries to romance. Hell, grab some MREs to try. So many things to do while dreaming of napalming niggers in a third world shithole (and if she isn't down for that then I'm afraid she ain't the one).
 
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KittyGremlin said:
Come on, a war date doesn't have to be that. Take her to a war museum, go pilot a regular camera quadcopter over the local hobos or whatever for shits and giggles. There's plenty of war movies to watch too, ranging from documentaries to romance. Hell, grab some MREs to try. So many things to do while dreaming of napalming niggers in a third world shithole (and if she isn't down for that then I'm afraid she ain't the one).
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Ahh, I must have taken you too literally. I don't care about dating, so my mind doesn't drift in that direction.
 
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I don't really want to die for queer bummer's government...

Now dying for Christ? THAT'S worth the sacrifice.
 
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Fighting in a war would be pretty cool, actually. You get to go to places literally nobody else can go, be part of executing brilliant strategies most people only read about (even if you're a little foot soldier), and come home with a bunch of skills that make you uniquely positioned to do lots of great things. I support Israel and Ukraine and hate Putin and Hamas, so it's not like I'll be fighting for something I don't believe in. The downside is that many military guys spend their days on some base waiting for something to happen, but if you work hard and go above and beyond you'll probably get to see the battlefield, and even if you do spend your entire career on the base you'll be set for life with money in the bank (because you get free food, housing, and a paycheque, your only expenses will be shaving cream and underwear) and at least one skill that will be valuable to employers in the future.
 
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What this dumb bitch doesnt realize is that I am too smart to be drafted, I will simply shit myself at MEPS like a real man so I dont have to fight for the evil jews and Ukranians and advance the interests of my nation, and instead sit in my parents basement on Kiwi Farms and play videogames, so if you think about it I actually am kind of an activist/freedom fighter.
 
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Magnitude2717 said:
What this dumb bitch doesnt realize is that I am too smart to be drafted, I will simply shit myself at MEPS like a real man
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With how strict MEPS requirements have gotten the past couple years you could probably get disqualified for far less.
Mild injury from a sport? Got in a fight back in middle school? Nope, you're out. Some waivers might get you exempt from certain things but it's otherwise a pretty damn selective process nowadays.
Shitton of the people that pass MEPS embellish details or outright lie on some shit, though they're starting to tie medical records into it now so that'll end up narrowing it even further.
Recruiters have been getting memed on for good reason
 
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