Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
A majority of women under 40 have tattoos are women collectively low Intelligence human garbage
This, though it also applies to men.
Does Hedonism 2 have extradition treaties with the US? Possible new Balldo Bunker location if not.
I hope so. A Balldo expat saga would be hilarious. Maybe in Romania, for a Tate crossover in the eventual jail ark?

You don't want the kids to be with Ourwife and April. That's not a win over Nick. The keeeedz best bet for moralfags' concerns is grandparents.

That said, he is looking shifty, I bet he thinks he can find his way out of this trouble still and own da trolls.
 
He'll never be able to own a firearm again or even be around them. I didn't know he was much into guns until I saw the arsenal they confiscated at the Balldo Compound so that's going to sting a bit I think, probably even more than being known as a convicted child abuser.
Is he into guns or just into copious consumption? Like expensive bottles and expensive bad art? Wasn't his excuse that he had not shot any of them in months? That is not being into guns apart from owning all sort of shit...
 
I can't, that would involve Kayla moving more than 100 meters/300 feet.
Tie a bottle of pills to a stick then tie the stick to her back.

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Never to be seen again.
 
Is he into guns or just into copious consumption? Like expensive bottles and expensive bad art? Wasn't his excuse that he had not shot any of them in months? That is not being into guns apart from owning all sort of shit...

IMO its more owning guns as a political statement. I don't think he is much interested in guns other than just having them around. Its not even copious consumption because he didn't have particularly expensive or unique guns.
 
Is he into guns or just into copious consumption? Like expensive bottles and expensive bad art? Wasn't his excuse that he had not shot any of them in months? That is not being into guns apart from owning all sort of shit...
IMO its more owning guns as a political statement. I don't think he is much interested in guns other than just having them around. Its not even copious consumption because he didn't have particularly expensive or unique guns.
Probably some combination thereof. He's obviously a true believer in gun rights (gotta defend the Balldamo from the cops and Kiwifags). And 2A guys are far from immune to the consoomerist doom loop.

It's not uncommon to have lots of guns and still not find time or money for a range day. Shooting is expensive. And he needs that money for drugs and booze.
 
He’s truly the Stockton Rush of low IQ law streaming, plumbing unexplored depths of moronity. Will he reach the SS Baldo before the case implodes??
You've actually nailed it. Been watching the Oceangate hearings side by side with the Nick streams. If Stockton Rush had been a lawyer, he would be Nick. Just with better hair.
 
Or Option B. Try and grift off this so his winemom fans fund a futile and monumentally embarrassing public trial so he doesn't lose a personal penny mounting a losing defence against the indefensible.
i really think hes going to try and fight this to the end. at first i thought he was like ralph in that he knew he did wrong but just wanted to get away with it as painlessly as possible but I think he's actuslly convinced himself he's Rosa parks ie the next Floyd to ruin everything
 
IMO its more owning guns as a political statement. I don't think he is much interested in guns other than just having them around. Its not even copious consumption because he didn't have particularly expensive or unique guns.
What about the car? The tacky ass house? The sex dungeon additions? The wildly overpriced tattoos? Dude is a total wigger, I’m surprised he doesn’t have a grill.
 
What about the car? The tacky ass house? The sex dungeon additions? The wildly overpriced tattoos? Dude is a total wigger, I’m surprised he doesn’t have a grill.
He's mirror Ralph

Ralph grew up poor, Nick grew up rich
Ralph's parents abused him, Nick had his power ranger doll confiscated
Ralph is obese, Nick is underweight
Ralph is niche, Nick almost went mainstream

Now they're both hedonists that are struggling financially, miserable, and bait suicide

It just proves that degeneracy ruins everyone and leads them to the same place
 
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If the whores had any self respect they'd be telling Nick to man up and absorb fault so at least the kids have one parent who can feasibly get a real job, cast a vote and teach them gunhandling in future.
Man up to what? Here's what everybody misses. Nick can fall on his sword, declare the coke was his all along, etc. It doesn't matter. Drug Possession Charges are not a zero sum game. Kayla was a homeowner too. It was in her bedroom. Nothing Nick can say would reduce her charges or culpability. The DA may offer a plea that reduces Kayla's exposure while ass raping Nicky. But taking it to trial ends with both fucked.

April isn't in much better shape. What can Nick say to shield her? He already tried. The police and DA have it documented as a clearly provable lie. He's a worthless witnesses for her defense.
 
Oh, I think we're well beyond plea deals. The judges changed on all his cases to make sure he doesn't have any ability to claim bias.
The judicial system is pissed at Nick. He has wasted their time and been an arrogant prick about it.
They're almost never beyond plea deals. It's just that the deal offered starts to run pretty close to what he'd get by going to trial.

It's an exchange for value. They knock a little off for each little bit of time and money they save. The closer you get to trial (especially if it starts looking really good for the prosecution), the more prep they've had to put in, the less your plea is worth to them.
 
So are we betting he first resurfaces with snarky comment and "corrections" in chat on smaller YT channels?
I don't think there is any way, regardless of however many mental gymnastic olympic medals Nick has, that he can spin being DENIED this hard without the entire chat immediately tearing him to shreds.

Remember he pussied out of his last stream with 'technical difficulties' that were suspiciously only present on platforms where the chat was openly hostile, he has nowhere else to go but lolcows, even his former ballwashers have turned.

It's over, not even a 13th amendment defense can save Nicky from how hard we own him.
 
That's why he didn't read us the latest filing last night as the Nick of a few months ago did, why he hasn't even done any Trump & Guns streams for a few months, and why his streams are so low energy compared to reminding Eric July who da realest nigga is and reading Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed. Nick is growing weaker, becoming the collective property of the Kiwi Farms.
He remembers what happened the last time he went live on cocaine and streamed about local judges ruling against him, and things have only gotten exponentially worse for him since. Now his problems are not just civil, and the civil hasn't gone away, but criminal, too, and only getting worse and worse.

The walls are closing in.

He's utterly buck broken.

His next tattoo won't be a tattoo, but a brand of a Kiwi bird on his ass to mark who owns him.
 
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