Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
Why does this shit looks AI generated... Is it really official art?
Yes, it got out quiet a while ago if I remember well, back when it was still Dreadwolf and not Veilguard.

Personnaly after having spent hours upon hours looking at AI arts I dont think it is but I would not be surprise some of it is. It has a weird, generic high-fantasy look. A bit flashy for assassins too.
 
The Antivan Crows: "Antiva's shadowy protectors!" Yes, they're terribly protective, what with the completely amoral murder-for-hire business model and purchasing whore orphans to raise as brainwashed murder machines. Did we forget Zevran is so traumatized by what he's suffered at the hands of the Crows that he attacks you mostly because he expects you to kill him, or that becoming his friend means turning against them after a lifetime of abuse?

For such hateful narcissists, troons sure do love the whole "everybody is FWIENDS" slop.
This is probably less a case of woke shit and literally they just forgot their own past material. The crows are not treated remotely as a heroic or noble organization. In either origins or DA2. Making them into heroes is probably one-for a Rook rogue class option, and two they just don’t care about continuity at all.
 
“Fucking Tourists”: Dragon Age Co-Creator David Gaider Responds to People Calling Dragon Age: The Veilguard a Woke Game

And after David Gaider making public tantrums like this, it will help boost sales on launch again, lol
Huh, where have I seen this before, it’s almost like this is the exact playbook the Saints Row Reboot and Concord Devs were reading from, let’s see how successful those have been - oh wait, they’re fucking dead.

Welp, good things come in threes. Hopefully this three is EA finally losing patience with Bioware and these retards getting shuttered.
 
This looks like nothing to me, they used to be way better at expressing mood through artwork.
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Here is all the background stories if you interested.

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Notice how all these stories have something in common. its either freeing slaves or standing up to your superiors.
These are all extremely terrible for roleplaying. From the very start your character's moral compass, capabilities, beliefs, and occupations are all completely filled out for you. What's the fucking point of having a character creator if I can't influence the protagonist at all?
 
“Fucking Tourists”: Dragon Age Co-Creator David Gaider Responds to People Calling Dragon Age: The Veilguard a Woke Game

And after David Gaider making public tantrums like this, it will help boost sales on launch again, lol
calling us, the OG fans of the series tourists? we've been there from the start, the ones they're pandering to are the tourists who most likely haven't even played the original game or DA2. it's sad to see all these writers who's been there for decades who worked on the earlier works not only trashtalk their fans but ruin their own work to pander to their new woke tourist fans...
 
These are all extremely terrible for roleplaying. From the very start your character's moral compass, capabilities, beliefs, and occupations are all completely filled out for you. What's the fucking point of having a character creator if I can't influence the protagonist at all?
As if your dialog options won't be:

A) "YOU ARE EVIL AND I WILL HECKING KICK YOUR BUTT!"
B) "YOU ARE EVIL AND I WILL FUCKITTY FUCKY KILL YOU FUCK!"
C) "SO, THIS IS HAPPENING?"
D) more Info > require pronouns
 
calling us, the OG fans of the series tourists? we've been there from the start
'Tourist' has become the new leftist retard buzzword of the week, you see it all over Twitter now. The best way they can think to discredit and destroy old fans of a property they're raping is to imply everyone who is upset is some random nobody getting in on the action from the outside to grift. I saw them claiming everyone complaining about the new Ghost of Yomei trailer were tourists as well.

No, CHUD! It is you who is the strange weirdo coming in to politicize games that I have definitely been a fan of for way longer!
As if your dialog options won't be:

A) "YOU ARE EVIL AND I WILL HECKING KICK YOUR BUTT!"
B) "YOU ARE EVIL AND I WILL FUCKITTY FUCKY KILL YOU FUCK!"
C) "SO, THIS IS HAPPENING?"
D) more Info > require pronouns
I mean, yeah, but I'm just pointing it out.
 
David Gaider has been a loser for a long time. I suspect he was only a halfway decent writer when he was tard rangled in the early 00s. He's senior now since most everybody else is gone.

I hope this game fails so that Bioware is put out to pasture. EA is garbage, but imagine paying 890 million for Bioware over 15 years ago and getting worse and worse work.
 
calling us, the OG fans of the series tourists? we've been there from the start, the ones they're pandering to are the tourists who most likely haven't even played the original game or DA2. it's sad to see all these writers who's been there for decades who worked on the earlier works not only trashtalk their fans but ruin their own work to pander to their new woke tourist fans...
At this point, the people working on the game are actual tourists...

'Tourist' has become the new leftist retard buzzword of the week,
Interesting how the same people who complained about "gatekeeping" are now doing the same by calling peopole tourists when it suits them.
 
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I mean those fuckers are tough, tough to the point of probably being able to survive their own stupidity by adpating fast and reproducing fast. They were pulled from an atrocious and very dangerous envrionement to another and then to a peaceful one after a victory against the rakni. Environment and circonstances shape a specie to a degree. Krogan were not shaped for peace, not properly, not even close.
Just remember folks: until gunpowder was invented the number one cause of death for Krogan on Tuchanka was "eaten by predator". Yes, there were (emphasis on the past tense) creatures that hunted down the Krogan as a food source. There's a reason why they have eyes in between that of a predator and a prey species, and its because they evolved as both at once. Obviously after cannonballs entered the survival equation things changed drastically, but the Krogan were never, ever meant to live in a place that wasn't as hyper-lethal as Catachan, if not more lethal than Catachan. In ME2 Mordin Solus lays out pretty clearly that the genophage was meant to do what predation could no longer do: put a damper on their numbers so they didn't reproduce out of control. In ME3 Bakara has a similar sentiment, that technology made the Krogan too soft, as in they no longer needed to fight and bite every day just to survive, with the inevitable end result.
 
That's kinda true. Dragon Age always had hay romance options. Thing is, in Origins, those made sense.
I think it was proto fag shit, it's clear that more attention was given to the lesbian romance because straigth dudes can still accept two hot girls kissing, but Zevran the butt fucker was the canary in the coal mine, courtesy of our old good friend Gaider
 
Someone here mentioned that they thought it was weird that Corypheus survived DA2, but having just beaten it it definitely looks like that was the intention. I helped Larius and when "he's" thanking you he's got a creepy grin and scary music is playing as he says "thx 4 freeing me from my prison bro :evil:". Then it says that Larius was never seen after. It definitely fits what we see in Inquisition.
That DLC was mostly ass BTW, the Genlock Alphas are some of the most unfair and annoying enemies in the game. Corypheus himself was kind of cool, but a very weirdly designed battle for this type of game.
Now that's finished I've started the assassin DLC and already I'm sick of this fugly Tallis nigger. I do not want more melee party members when they all end up killing eachother with AoE damage.
 
“Fucking Tourists”: Dragon Age Co-Creator David Gaider Responds to People Calling Dragon Age: The Veilguard a Woke Game

And after David Gaider making public tantrums like this, it will help boost sales on launch again, lol
That's... that's not how the term "Tourist" is used when talking about communities, Gaider. Quite the opposite, really: it applies more to people who are only familiar with the most recent instalments of a franchise while ignoring its history. You can't call someone who has been interested on a franchise for more than a decade and was there from the beginning an outsider, no matter how you try to spin things. Call people chuds or grognads if you need to and call it a day, no need to link it to tangentially poisoned discourse.
The term "tourist" adds insult to injury when you consider the fact that what they are doing with the franchise could be more accurately called "gentrification": sanitizing it and making it more palatable for "cooler" audiences while bulldozing its identity and displacing the smelly original fans somewhere where they can't be seen or heard, despite them being the reason your propriety has any value left to begin with.
 
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