"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[not william stenchever]

I'm just tired of having to walk on egg shells for Null's pet retard. It's get old after a while.

The ignore button will set you free.

 

[Mikoyan]

As much as I don't want to join or encourage Lidl's Jim Suicide Fetish Discussion Circle, have any of you ever read the fine print of a policy? Most times, self-deletion's back on the menu with payout after (usually) a few years. And I doubt he's been getting big buck policies for about that long in his condition anyway.

Though the idea of Jim stumbling towards Ralph in a totes kawaii Jade-designed shirt that says "Front: Towards Enemy uwu" is entertaining.

 

[nelly98]

He could also strap himself with plastic explosives and wheel himself to meeheecoo to visit his estranged E-son, but I reckon just passing out and going to the anime dimension is the more humane option.

 

[NSA]

That is some fucked up shit. Hopefully one of the heavy pain meds is helping.

I'm compelled to quote some Job:

Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord.

In all this Job sinned not, nor charged God foolishly.

 

[Space Police]

I am convinced there is an unfortunate number of people on this forum that are unloved and don't have families. What a rancidly simplistic view on life and death; the type only a psychopath or a complete autist could have.

You should demonstrate to us how easy it is for a loved one to end another's life when they're still cognisant, or that's what I'd say if I imagined you actually had anyone that loved you, which I doubt.

No one thinks Metokur is a handsome chad.

It's amazing that the faggots that don't follow Metokur can't understand what's its like to have a content creator that's actually respected by the overwhelming majority of their community. One day you might understand. Maybe. I'd work on getting loved ones first.

It's not being a psycopath or an autist; it's being objective. The most value Jim could provide to the world at this point is the insurance payout and bereavement funds from his fanbase that his wife will get. Nobody actually respects him, nor is he worthy of respect. He's a loser with whom other losers can laugh, similar to how Jack Scalfani is a worthless fat guy with whom other fatties can eat. Once Jim is gone, his wife won't have to worry about caring for him and fighting a battle she will inevitably lose; she will get to focus on healing and building a good, happy life for herself.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It's not being a psycopath or an autist; it's being objective. The most value Jim could provide to the world at this point is the insurance payout and bereavement funds from his fanbase that his wife will get. Nobody actually respects him, nor is he worthy of respect. He's a loser with whom other losers can laugh, similar to how Jack Scalfani is a worthless fat guy with whom other fatties can eat. Once Jim is gone, his wife won't have to worry about caring for him and fighting a battle she will inevitably lose; she will get to focus on healing and building a good, happy life for herself.

You can't think of a single good thing Jim has done? Like I don't know, the Bathtub Ross shit? Literally anything at all? Also how do you know his wife isn't happy? She wouldn't have stuck with him this long if she wasn't. She would have left when the cancer showed up, as is statistically the most common thing to happen when married people get cancer.

 

[Axiom.]

Once Jim is gone, his wife won't have to worry about caring for him and fighting a battle she will inevitably lose; she will get to focus on healing and building a good, happy life for herself.

Wow nice bait post, so contrary, I'm so jealous at your basedness, notice me senpai

 

[Space Police]

You can't think of a single good thing Jim has done? Like I don't know, the Bathtub Ross shit?

Is Bathtub Ross dead or in jail? If the answer to either of those questions is no, then that was as useless as the Sharty doxing Goonclown.

Also how do you know his wife isn't happy? She wouldn't have stuck with him this long if she wasn't. She would have left when the cancer showed up, as is statistically the most common thing to happen when married people get cancer.

Wives of terminally ill men are never happy when their husbands are still alive. Their lives are filled with stress and worry to the extent it would be considered abuse if their husbands were able-bodied. Terminally ill people can be abusive; just look at the deathfat section on this forum. The longer these men stay in vegetative, useless states, the harder it is to end the grieving process when they're gone.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Is Bathtub Ross dead or in jail? If the answer to either of those questions is no, then that was as useless as the Sharty doxing Goonclown.

He got committed to a mental facility last I heard. So yes.

Wives of terminally ill men are never happy when their husbands are still alive. Their lives are filled with stress and worry to the extent it would be considered abuse if their husbands were able-bodied. Terminally ill people can be abusive; just look at the deathfat section on this forum. The longer these men stay in vegetative, useless states, the harder it is to end the grieving process when they're gone.

Are you Jade? She married Jimbo for some reason bro, and she stuck around this long for some reason. You might call it love. Holy shit you are cynical and hate this man.

 

[Space Police]

Holy shit you are cynical and hate this man.

I don't hate Jim, and being cynical always ensures safety. Locking your doors at night and downloading antivirus software could be called "cynical" acts, but we do those things to keep ourselves safe. I don't have to rally behind anyone just because they're popular online.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I don't hate Jim, and being cynical always ensures safety. Locking your doors at night and downloading antivirus software could be called "cynical" acts, but we do those things to keep ourselves safe. I don't have to rally behind anyone just because they're popular online.

You want Jim to die because he isn't "contributing" anything. That is hatred, spite, A-logging, whatever you want to call it. Also SAFE? Where did Jim Medicare touch you? He's just a dude on the internet. That does a stream when he feels like it.

 

[Tad Loaf]

I don't hate Jim, and being cynical always ensures safety. Locking your doors at night and downloading antivirus software could be called "cynical" acts, but we do those things to keep ourselves safe. I don't have to rally behind anyone just because they're popular online.

There's different degrees to it, yes locking your door is smart, but if you were to install a dozen doors each with a dozen locks with a dozen different alarm systems it would be just downright retarded.

 

[peepooman]

It's not being a psycopath or an autist; it's being objective. The most value Jim could provide to the world at this point is the insurance payout and bereavement funds from his fanbase that his wife will get. Nobody actually respects him, nor is he worthy of respect. He's a loser with whom other losers can laugh, similar to how Jack Scalfani is a worthless fat guy with whom other fatties can eat. Once Jim is gone, his wife won't have to worry about caring for him and fighting a battle she will inevitably lose; she will get to focus on healing and building a good, happy life for herself.

It's not being a psycopath

Same vibe as anons on 4chan who start their posts with: ">be me, >be not gay" and then go on to write the gayest shit possible.

 

[Londo]

It's not being a psycopath or an autist; it's being objective. The most value Jim could provide to the world at this point is the insurance payout and bereavement funds from his fanbase that his wife will get. Nobody actually respects him, nor is he worthy of respect. He's a loser with whom other losers can laugh, similar to how Jack Scalfani is a worthless fat guy with whom other fatties can eat. Once Jim is gone, his wife won't have to worry about caring for him and fighting a battle she will inevitably lose; she will get to focus on healing and building a good, happy life for herself.

That's not even remotely close to being objective.

Dude Null of all people simped for Jim until he realized Jim sees him as another one of the online retards. Many people will miss Jim. I know that small brain of yours can't disengage the rot its endured through years of letting the online persona take over, however you come across as someone that would throw their family members in a river with cement around their feet during their time of need.

Also lol @ the fight that has broke out in here. Rename this thread to Jim's driveway because Kiwis are in civil strife over him.

 

[KFC Manager]

WHY WONT YOU DIE METO-CARE?!!!

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Because painting the wall of your home with brain matter and blood is kind of a shitty thing to do to your wife?

That kinda depends on the wife. Some deserve it.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

and she stuck around this long for some reason.

no bro according to the gigabrained users of this thread she's screaming WHEN WILL YEW DIEEEEEE MEDICARE at him all day every day. Get a clue.

 

[repentance]

Makes sense, I didn't think of the life insurance. Although doesn't he get plenty of meds already that could be used to OD in a similar way? But I guess the insurance would want to investigate that...

Insurance likely wouldn't know. Post postmortems aren't often done on the terminally ill who are expected to die soon anyway because sudden death can occur at any time.

The real issue is that if you have a high tolerance for pain killers, then the effects of heroic doses become less predictable. You can end up surviving with brain damage.

In countries with sane voluntary assisted dying laws (Canada is not one of them), the processes have been developed to be certain and peaceful. Because it's a legal medical process, no question arises of whether other people present should intervene.

Local laws and available resources have a huge impact on end of life care.

 

[WelperHelper99]

no bro according to the gigabrained users of this thread she's screaming WHEN WILL YEW DIEEEEEE MEDICARE at him all day every day. Get a clue.

Its so baffling that people can't comprehend the basic human emotion of love. She would have left as soon as he got cancer if she was in it for the E-fame and money. Happens all the fucking time in marriages. But she didn't. Why? I guess she likes Jim and he makes her happy. She may never marry again when he passes, it might be too hard for her to let go. Like, can nobody understand love, and non transactional relationships where you just love eachother and are in it for the long haul?

 

[Desktop User2]

Dude Null of all people simped for Jim until he realized Jim sees him as another one of the online retards.

When was that??? Because the general impression always was that Jersh hated O-Furniture because he basically monetized the site´s content before him. I never heard of anyone saying Null simped for Medicare.