Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Constellationzero]

You fucking bigots missed the big one:

Sally Shine has Ehlers Danlos.

 

[pippeyyy]

Do you think munchies like Anna wish they had real disease like cancer and get disappointed when they are perfectly healthy and have nothing to blame? It all seems like fun and games for them.

From a total non-scientific antidote but I worked with a few very fat women in my office. They always worked the front end and they attributed every single ache, pain, cold, cough, you name it to something serious. When the doctors would not confirm that they would throw fits, and blame medical bias. It never dawned on them that nothing but fat could be wrong with them. We used to laugh at that and wonder if fat brought about hypochondria or if they were like that before. I feel like with Anna fat caused hypochondria.

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[Amberglow]

You fucking bigots missed the big one:

Sally Shine has Ehlers Danlos.

Does she though? Has she ever actually been dx’d or she just ‘suspects‘ it along with a host of other ailments and conditions. I met someone who kept going to the doctor for a back problem and then got pissed off because the doctor bluntly told her to take off 50+ pounds and she’d get better. She actually lost 75lbs to just to prove him wrong and uhmm, he was right.
Anna continues to reject trying the simpler fix.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Ilona gives absolutely no shits anymore and her teeth are sharp in this one. It's relatively amusing.

 

[Catto Gatto]

From a total non-scientific antidote but I worked with a few very fat women in my office. They always worked the front end and they attributed every single ache, pain, cold, cough, you name it to something serious. When the doctors would not confirm that they would throw fits, and blame medical bias. It never dawned on them that nothing but fat could be wrong with them. We used to laugh at that and wonder if fat brought about hypochondria or if they were like that before. I feel like with Anna fat caused hypochondria.

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I, too, had a munchie coworker but she claimed to have Lupus. She would loudly announce she was having “lupus flare ups” to get out of things she didn't want to do. Of course all 3 of her children supposedly had Ehlers-Danlos, PANDAS, and some other mystery issue that required them to have matching sets of leg braces. At the time I knew she was full of shit, but didn’t realize that munchies all choose the same “illnesses” to claim so looking back on this now is hilarious.

So one day I overheard this coworker telling someone on the phone that she was never officially diagnosed with lupus. She had been to 4 different doctors trying to receive said diagnosis and none of them would cave. But she just “knows” she has it so that should be good enough for the rest of us to accept! This, in and of itself was not surprising. I just couldn’t believe she admitted it out loud. The only doctor she needed to be seeing was a psychiatrist.

These people are sick in the head and absolutely resent the fact that they don’t have any kind of serious disease to elicit sympathy. I’m loving this new munchie arc for Anna. Bring on the Lupus and Chronic Fatugue Syndrome!

 

[lonelygorl15]

I can't remember if she (candidly) told us that she had monster periods when she had the gynecological procedure (that she's now saying was for a tumor), but I wouldn't be surprised if she did. She wouldn't be the first massive woman to have The Shining-tier periods, and any woman can end up anemic if her periods are bad enough. Of course, the less I know about Anna's lady troubles, the happier I'll be.

I just love that she's claiming MCAS now. She's speedrunning the munchie greatest hits. I can't wait to see what she claims next-- POTS is the obvious choice, but I'd perish from laughter if she goes for the ever-popular gastroparesis.

She claimed to have PMDD a couple of years ago, when it was trendy on TikTok. Haven't heard her mention it since then

I don't follow any munchies, but Anna claiming to have a number of rare, incurable diseases reminds me of when celebrities claim to have lupus, fibro, lyme disease, or whatever. Some disease that their publicist cooked up that is hard to disprove, because in reality they fucked up their body with hard drug use (or they actually developed an illness from hard drug use). It's the new "hospitalized for exhaustion".

Sorry for the dumb tangent there but that's what these fat lying cunts do, the 400 extra pounds they're carrying is a result of all the chronic illnesses they have and is completely out of their control.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Stop using candidly good lord. Also I wasn't expecting her to really go full munchie but damn I was proven wrong

I guarantee she heard someone use that word once and decided to ape it to make her look more polished.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Are proper squats possible for someone of her size? Her gunt would hit her legs and prevent her from bending if she didn't do a weird crab stance and bend forward.

I remember her bitching about burpees and I'd like to see a video on that. I'm no personal trainer but I've had one and I just can't imagine them direction Anna to do deep squats, burpees etc. Those arm windmills that she can't even maintain for 30 seconds are more her speed

Spoiler: replying with fitness talk, skip if fatty-boom-boom who finds it dumb

She could do half-squats. She could also do wide-stance 90 degree squats. So long as she didn't try to press her chest to her fucking knees and did them /properly/, these would be in her wheelhouse (starting with half-squats of course to build muscle strength prior to trying to go deeper). Her biggest issue is her using her lower back to try and lower her whole body instead of hinging at the hips, as I'm sure you well know.

So yes, ATG squats are completely beyond her because of her gunt size, wide-stance or not. But she could easily do halfs while keeping her back straight and her posture relatively upright, arms forward to counterbalance her upper body instead of fists clenched under her chin.

I'd also love to see her try burpees. That'd be hilarious. She could just bounce off her belly while the fat wobbles upon impact with the ground to accomplish her 'pushup' and get immediately back into her 'jump'stance.

Also was not a personal trainer, but worked with one at each duty station I was at throughout my career. Also learned a lot about proper form and exercise running the physical training portion of Chief Initiation while still active duty, which is where I really learned a /lot/ about exercise manipulation to accommodate disabilities and the importance of reps vice max with regards to weight and resistance training.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Most likely POTS, as fibromyalgia isn't that trendy these days.

A disease that requires her to eat a fuckton of salt? It's coming.

The transition compilation was a few days ago; I've been catching up. Do you see what I see?

She squeezed her pancake moob on the right into the boob compartment, but the left side has escaped! How sloppy and unaware can you be? If you're going to go braless for a seven second video, at least scoop the girls up where they're supposed to be.

 

[OttoWest]

Those shoes were a bad choice:

Her feet couldn’t look any more like trotters than if they were dangling from the ceiling of an abattoir.

 

[thejackal2]

Her newsletter dropped. It's boring. The whole 200 words (wow, much depth!) is just her saying she's got a bit part in this shitty movie.

 

[OttoWest]

She finally got her IMDb credit. And she’s at the very bottom of the cast list. Of course her headshot has her mouth open. Everyone else has a normal professional headshot.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Even IMBD has next to no info about this travesty.

Four Weddings and a Funeral was a damned fine movie back in the day but oh boy…

If this is supposed to be either an update or a farcical take; there are SO many ways to turn this into a complete shit.

In passing, I don’t envy any director who has to try and rein in Anna’s really BAD overacting.

 

[Cherry Pie]

Do you think munchies like Anna wish they had real disease like cancer and get disappointed when they are perfectly healthy and have nothing to blame? It all seems like fun and games for them.

Yeah, I do. I also think they're like Boogie and they hear "you might possibly have symptoms that appear to be ____, let's run some tests" and they get excited and go home, immediately rushing off to tell everyone they have ____.

Even IMBD has next to no info about this travesty.

Four Weddings and a Funeral was a damned fine movie back in the day but oh boy…

If this is supposed to be either an update or a farcical take; there are SO many ways to turn this into a complete shit.

In passing, I don’t envy any director who has to try and rein in Anna’s really BAD overacting.

I don't know why she's so proud of it. If I was in such a shitty movie, no one would ever know about it. That shit would be buried.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I can't believe so many of you would just casually sit in the over-sized Seating when brave Amy Ramadan died on the beaches of Normandy to bring the „fat binch" to doctors' offices.

None of the drs surgeries I’ve been to even have “fat binches”. They just have matching chairs that either have arms or no arms. I was in a waiting room earlier this week just looking at the chairs, thinking there was no way the design of the chair would support a heavyweight. They had what I’d describe as a “C” base frame, seat is supported by a straight metal frame that curves into a front only support to a u-shaped base. I’ve seen fatties go down on these before so was surprised to see these in a drs waiting room.
Like this https://images.app.goo.gl/3cH2cidjwvRzWEve8
Hospitals are different though and seem to have multiple bench seats. Great for laying down on and taking a nap during hours long waits.

but I'd perish from laughter if she goes for the ever-popular gastroparesis.

Gastroparesis isn’t entirely unlikely given she’s back on Wegovy. However to claim gastroparesis she’d need to be showing significant weightloss, which isn’t going to happen.

 

[Tomato flowers]

Anna has disgusting banana fingered man hands that she holds at weird angles and it gives me the heebie-jeebies.

 

[Barbarella]

Can anybody post the newsletter? TIA.

 

[Cranky Old Broad]

Ilona gives absolutely no shits anymore and her teeth are sharp in this one. It's relatively amusing.

Ilona sperging about Anna’s abysmal form, missing the point entirely. Anna shouldn’t be doing squats at her size. I’m not a pro, just an old fart who was once athletic and even I know that her knees are under terrible stress and she’s one wrong move away from a major blowout just doing normal things. Like walking.

 

[Constellationzero]

A disease that requires her to eat a fuckton of salt? It's coming.

The transition compilation was a few days ago; I've been catching up. Do you see what I see?
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She squeezed her pancake moob on the right into the boob compartment, but the left side has escaped! How sloppy and unaware can you be? If you're going to go braless for a seven second video, at least scoop the girls up where they're supposed to be.

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Those shoes were a bad choice:
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Her feet couldn’t look any more like trotters than if they were dangling from the ceiling of an abattoir.

These two posts smell like feet, corn chips, B.O., day old farts, unwiped ass, sweat, and that back up sandwich from the gas station she'd lost between her Lovecraftian thighs.

She should get a set of new sponsors: ULine, Aramark, Cintas, and EcoLab.

 

[thejackal2]

A force of good turbo autist backed up her old data blog to the way back machine.

It is painfully boring and full of the typos and grammar errors we've come to expect.

Here, have some old ugly pictures of (always) fat anna: