Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Frogget-me-not]

Wait. Whut?

Or that you're an insufferable attention seeking retard. JFC. https://archive.ph/FUWvo
Ya gotta love that they offer a breakaway lanyard- how did they know there's a potential strangling hazard? https://archive.ph/BuClJ

You really can't hate these "look at me, I'm DAMAGED!" people enough. Find some self respect. FFS.

So, an unironic munchie equivalent to the “please be patient I have autism” hat?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Had Hayden the TSA pooner yesterday - classic in every way. But like my Hon the flight attendant earlier this week, Hayden was very pleasant - jolly, even!

The only surly trans I've seen recently were arty college students - who were more shoegazers than outright surly, and no different in that regard than at least half of any other kind of student - 99% were either benignly unengaged, scowling at the floor, or palpably uncomfortable. Weird, man. I think [COVID + internet] has severely fucked Da Yoot.

Those very low sneaker socks under fishnets were a game changer for eliminating the crisscross patterns on the soles of the feet and also the pain of strangled toes (obviously this only works if you're wearing boots - not sure how people in regular shoes got past the discomfort).

If you're wearing boots, why do you need low sneaker socks? I think I'm reading too closely, but I'd think you could wear any ankle sock and it wouldn't show. I'd be in a high a sock as I could get away with!

But as for wearing them with heels, peds cut low enough to barely come up over the toe/heel/sides could help a little, depending on cut of shoe.

Another trick: put the ped (or some kind of sole-only pad) on before netted stockings. Even a doubled piece of fabric on the sole is a buffer for the types of netted hose that might have knots or otherwise be painful.

And if jamming them in pointy toed shoes that are tight on top/that will rub blisters, put on some prophylactic bandaids or something like these to put some space/softness between you and the shoe.

 

[Fapcop]

Had Hayden the TSA pooner yesterday - classic in every way. But like my Hon the flight attendant earlier this week, Hayden was very pleasant - jolly, even!

The only surly trans I've seen recently were arty college students - who were more shoegazers than outright surly, and no different in that regard than at least half of any other kind of student - 99% were either benignly unengaged, scowling at the floor, or palpably uncomfortable. Weird, man. I think [COVID + internet] has severely fucked Da Yoot.


If you're wearing boots, why do you need low sneaker socks? I think I'm reading too closely, but I'd think you could wear any ankle sock and it wouldn't show. I'd be in a high a sock as I could get away with!

But as for wearing them with heels, peds cut low enough to barely come up over the toe/heel/sides could help a little, depending on cut of shoe.

Another trick: put the ped (or some kind of sole-only pad) on before netted stockings. Even a doubled piece of fabric on the sole is a buffer for the types of netted hose that might have knots or otherwise be painful.

And if jamming them in pointy toed shoes that are tight on top/that will rub blisters, put on some prophylactic bandaids or something like these to put some space/softness between you and the shoe.

Ladies, I’m trying to follow these instructions but it’s very confusing!

Could you please post a pic wearing these fishnets/stockings and boots or whatever so I can see whatever you’re trying to explain?

Thanks!

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

Ladies, I’m trying to follow these instructions but it’s very confusing!

Could you please post a pic wearing these fishnets/stockings and boots or whatever so I can see whatever you’re trying to explain?

Thanks!

Oh no you don't, I'm not falling for that one again!

 

[Incecticyder]

I encountered a poon today. On the bus stop and the bus. Wonderful, porselain skin. Propably early stages of T. A bit pudgy (chubby not in the cute/sexy mombod/milfy way but the slightly unhealthy diet and living kind of way) Dressed like a metalhead (chains, jeans and black, leather jacket) and you would normally assume a dyke. The true giveaway was that mustach that made her look like a 14 year old boy.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I knew my field was gonna be filled with gender people before I started but it's genuinely ridiculous how much there is now.

Click for troon paleontologist with hilariously clocktastic name who gives an answer 4x as long as anyone else interviewed (and definitely does not masturbate to dragon-on-Emilia-Clarke hentai):

https://www.popsci.com/science/are-dragons-real/

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

My friend and I took a couple classes at my local yarn festival this weekend.

I could have sworn the instructor was a male. A little short, but not terribly so. 5'6 maybe, I dated a guy in college that was around his height. No hips, just straight up and down body, gay lisp. He 100% looked and sounded male.

My friend thought he was a pooner, because she'd seen pictures of this instructor with makeup and long hair. I assumed he was just a twink who had fun with gender expression.

I did call that his "girlfriend" was a tranny though, he said he didn't like his girlfriend's video games. I was still assuming he was a gay male, so went with tranny girlfriend.

My friend and I debated this all weekend. When I got home yesterday I did some Google sleuthing and found a class on Craftsy where he used she pronouns, found a linked in with a girl face, and an Instagram where he announced that both he and his girlfriend were now trannies.

She really, truly fooled me. I spent nine hours listening to her and watching her walk around. Not once did I think girl.

Here's the tranny in question.

Old picture:



Newer pictures:

 

[cybertoaster]

Saw a pooner at the bar last night, it was a table full of 30something women and there was this little chick with short hair and a pube mustache that looked glued-on.

 

[TismFarmer]

Ladies, I’m trying to follow these instructions but it’s very confusing!

Could you please post a pic wearing these fishnets/stockings and boots or whatever so I can see whatever you’re trying to explain?

Thanks!

Is this the 'Where exactly do you put the tape to measure your bra size' deal all over again?
Yeah, Fool me once...

 

[indomitable snowman]

New person in my work building that I saw today is a tranny. He was wearing the meme spinny mini skirt and the worst part, there was as stain in the front!
It was vile seeing what I presume is his "gender joy stain" in a supposed professional environment.

 

[CorporateMemphis]

I dunno, I think it depends on the age of the child. Some really small boys like putting on dress-up frocks for kid logic reasons (who the fuck knows why kids do anything), but if he was 15 that would be odd!

I used to like playing dress ups when I was a kid but there was no harm in it in 40 years ago. These days gender ideology has ruined the ability of kids to play in that way because half the population thinks it’s a sign of “gender identity” which necessitates a trip to the “gender clinic” and we all know what that means..

 

[TismFarmer]

Guys! Guys!
I'm so excited!
I got to say the thing!!

Was getting burgers last night and saw a revolting sight. Sitting at the table by the counter was a disgusting AGP. He had bald in front but stringy greasy long at the back hair, a dirty yellow tube top that in no way helped the toobmoobs he had, there was, no joke, at least 10cm (4 inches) between them. Until I got close I didn't realise it was wearing a very very short PVC fake leather miniskirt that I doubt covered his balls when he stood up and smelled very strongly of melty plastic for some reason. Maybe it was just his smell. It was exactly like the smell you get when you fuck up your electronics and you can smell the melted wires before you even open the back. And filthy bare feet!
I think the teenage workers were too scared to kick it out.
It was talking on its phone very loudly and started to describe the fun he had on his date last night. Extremely graphically. One family with kids just got up and left and the rest sat there looking SO uncomfortable.
I couldn't resist. I mean, trust me fellow Kiwis, I really tried to be good.
But...
I walked up to him and said in a loud voice
"Sir, this is a Wendy's!"

It was glorious! He started spluttering about how he's not a sir but it was hard to hear over the other people laughing. I will probably never again be in the position where I have the perfect comeback, and the balls to use it!
It's the next day and I'm still randomly giggling when I remember the look on his face as he left. It was just completely deflated. I'm sure he was getting off on their discomfort and I just instakilled his boner.

 

[LargeChoonger]

Guys! Guys!
I'm so excited!
I got to say the thing!!

Was getting burgers last night and saw a revolting sight. Sitting at the table by the counter was a disgusting AGP. He had bald in front but stringy greasy long at the back hair, a dirty yellow tube top that in no way helped the toobmoobs he had, there was, no joke, at least 10cm (4 inches) between them. Until I got close I didn't realise it was wearing a very very short PVC fake leather miniskirt that I doubt covered his balls when he stood up and smelled very strongly of melty plastic for some reason. Maybe it was just his smell. It was exactly like the smell you get when you fuck up your electronics and you can smell the melted wires before you even open the back. And filthy bare feet!
I think the teenage workers were too scared to kick it out.
It was talking on its phone very loudly and started to describe the fun he had on his date last night. Extremely graphically. One family with kids just got up and left and the rest sat there looking SO uncomfortable.
I couldn't resist. I mean, trust me fellow Kiwis, I really tried to be good.
But...
I walked up to him and said in a loud voice
"Sir, this is a Wendy's!"

It was glorious! He started spluttering about how he's not a sir but it was hard to hear over the other people laughing. I will probably never again be in the position where I have the perfect comeback, and the balls to use it!
It's the next day and I'm still randomly giggling when I remember the look on his face as he left. It was just completely deflated. I'm sure he was getting off on their discomfort and I just instakilled his boner.

I don't care if this is fake, it's a great story. I'm not 100% sure I've encountered troons, but that's only because I couldn't decide whether they were that or just seriously unhygienic men

 

[Dr. Butt]

he stood up and smelled very strongly of melty plastic for some reason.

I've heard this about them before, and have noticed it myself around an AGP that goes to the same electronics store as I do. I don't know if it's the hormone injections or something to do with the dickchop or both.

 

[Bigdinoass]

View attachment 6455581Two troons engaged I keep up with via social media. The ‘woman’ is a staggering 200~ cm.

 

[gampboonerisms]

I join the checkout line at an Old Navy. Three women are working the tills. The queue is moving slowly.

I’m standing behind a few other customers, amusing myself by scrolling on my phone. Every few minutes I take a step forward as another customer finishes and the queue advances.

As I near the front of the line, I hear it: the unmistakable croak of a testosterone-addled pooner, rising above the din of the store. My head raises on alert.

I scan the customers in front of me, but they all seem normal. My eyes move to the checkout ladies. The furthest away from me is tall, young, and is dressed like a woman. It’s not her. The woman in the middle is addressing a customer. No pooner croak.

Then the customer in front of me is called up to be served, and as I reach the front of the line, I spot her. She’s working the till closest to me. Standing at no more than 5 feet tall, I couldn’t see her in detail until now.

Her short stature is exacerbated by her kyphotic hunch. Her gaunt cheeks are peppered with sparse pubic hair and numerous, angrily inflamed pustules. Her limp, lifeless hair is styled in a pseudo-mullet that calls to mind images of an emaciated and growth-stunted Liam Gallagher. Her thin frame is obscured by a baggy shirt that hangs off of her narrow shoulders, no doubt purchased from the boy’s section. Her name tag reads “Jake”, with her pronouns proudly listed as “he/him”.

I can’t contain the massive smirk that grows on my face. My first real pooner spotted in the wild. I’m smug, elated even. “I know what you are, Jake” I think to myself.

I’m salivating for the opportunity to politely call her “ma’am” and ruin her day, but the moment never comes. I’m called forward to another till. My transaction is processed, and I leave.

This has the exact tone of cuil theory. You ask for a hamburger. I give you a raccoon.

smelled very strongly of melty plastic

meth. Ive heard people who smell of burnt plastic are meth cookers.

 

[TismFarmer]

I don't care if this is fake, it's a great story. I'm not 100% sure I've encountered troons, but that's only because I couldn't decide whether they were that or just seriously unhygienic men

Its 100% real, although I made it sound like how it felt rather than how it probably was. The 'other people laughing' were just the table next to him who could easily hear, but in my heightened state it might as well well have been the whole restaurant because I felt 10 feet tall.
Unfortunately the repulsive smell was real as well. Luckily that Wendy's is nowhere near where I live because I will always associate it with that awful smell.
And @gampboonerisms, you are most likely correct. There is a big problem in this city especially the part where I was. It's not uncommon to find broken meth pipes in the playgrounds and parks.

 

[glass_houses]

Saw one the other day. I was pulling up at some lights and I noticed someone walking down the path on the other side of road. First I noted the strange juxtaposition of the double layered sari silk wrap around skirt and a black tshirt with a logo that I couldn't see but suspect was a metal band logo. Longish hair. The individual was on the short side, so I didn't immediately identify him as a troon, but the concave chest combined with massive Doc Martens in a seven league stride gave it away a couple seconds later.

Here's hoping that he's not taking hormones and he's just riding a trend that will have no lasting effects other than embarrassing family photos. He looked really young, at least from where I was.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

There were some very dainty very definitely real natal gorls on my flight last week. Didn't particularly want to be caught photographing them and punched in the face by an angry dude with a falsetto voice and a terrible outfit, so I didn't get fantastic pictures. But the linebacker shoulders and jutting brow ridge on the grey shirt one in particular were stunning and brave™, and I definitely couldn't tell immediately that they were all were tranners, honest.

I live between two places where trans people are vanishingly rare, and most years I'm (un)lucky to even see a solo one. Seeing four all together like this was hilarious, and the one standing up in these pics kept tossing his hair like he was in a Herbal Essences advert or something. Grey shirt here would have been not-entirely-unattractive if he'd stuck to being a long-haired metaller dude, SMSC I guess.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

I found out someone I used to work with trooned out. I'm pretty sure he has taken the name of a popular TV character from when we were growing up, in the pics I've seen he's dressed like her but more fetishy. All with a 5 o clock shadow despite heavy filters.

The really sad thing, and reason I'm posting, is that he had a long term girlfriend and was buying a house with her. There's a few pics of them together with him as a troon, but she's untagged and unfriended him. She's now engaged to someone else. He's in a way worse job, honestly below his skill level, probably cos no one wants to hire a troon.

The slightly awkward younger guy I remember, with a bright future and stable relationships, has thrown it all away to become a hulking hon. A story as old as troons.

He showed absolutely no indication of this when we worked together.