"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 203 36.6%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 351 63.4%

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Its so baffling that people can't comprehend the basic human emotion of love. She would have left as soon as he got cancer if she was in it for the E-fame and money. Happens all the fucking time in marriages. But she didn't. Why? I guess she likes Jim and he makes her happy. She may never marry again when he passes, it might be too hard for her to let go. Like, can nobody understand love, and non transactional relationships where you just love eachother and are in it for the long haul?
yeah idk I mean there's not liking jim which is fine, but to about claiming jade doesn't love him or is waiting for him to die to be happy is the epitome of mental illness. I'd be worried about where someone was at for having that even pop into their head, unless I guess they're just epically 4D underwater backgammon trolling sweetiecels?
 
Suicide is a mortal sin in Catholicism and many other Christian denominations, but if one were to rules lawyer it, someone pushing something into their IV can be excused as not done by their own hand.
As I understand it, Jim isn't particularly religious, something of an agnostic, but has been taking a look at the spiritual side of things as nearly anyone would when close to the end. As for me, if I were dying a slow and sometimes excruciating death, I'd like to think I'd ride it out to the end partly because suicide is a sin in my faith and partly because death is something that should be fought just as a matter of principle. Fuck you, death. Work for it, bitch.
 
Insurance likely wouldn't know.
They would know by checking the death records, if you could just pull the oh X died somehow how many people wouldn't start scamming company's.
Honestly, im starting to worry most retards here are either to young to have actually gotten insurance without mommy and daddy or too fucking poor to get even the shittier ones
 
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yeah idk I mean there's not liking jim which is fine, but to about claiming jade doesn't love him or is waiting for him to die to be happy is the epitome of mental illness. I'd be worried about where someone was at for having that even pop into their head, unless I guess they're just epically 4D underwater backgammon trolling sweetiecels?
It just tells me they are lonely miserable people with nothing going on in their lives. They don't know what love is. Any attempts they have made at love have been bitter and harsh. So they can't understand why Jade doesn't leave Jim (because their GF/BF ditched them for far less).
 
When was that??? Because the general impression always was that Jersh hated O-Furniture because he basically monetized the site´s content before him. I never heard of anyone saying Null simped for Medicare.

He made it a big deal when he managed to get Metokur on for a 1:1 conversation. Out of all the personalities; of all the people on the Internet.

Simp's not the right word to be fair - but respected him is more accurate.
 
He made it a big deal when he managed to get Metokur on for a 1:1 conversation. Out of all the personalities; of all the people on the Internet.

Simp's not the right word to be fair - but respected him is more accurate.
He made a big deal? It was kinda momentous because everybody gathered they hated each other and I´m pretty certain at least Jersh did for a while, specially because Metokur rarely cited the site where he was obviously lifting things for his lolcows streams.
 
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He made a big deal? It was kinda momentous because everybody gathered they hated each other and I´m pretty certain at least Jersh did for a while, specially because Metokur rarely cited the site where he was obviously lifting things for his lolcows streams.

I didn't get that vibe from the last livestream they did together.
 
It's nice of you to assume these gaggle of retards even got a gf/bf to begin with.
I assume everyone on this site, unless pictures or sufficient evidence is provided, are 35 year old balding men in mom's basement. Anyone that says they had sex on the internet hasn't had sex, same with saying you have a 140 IQ. I was merely engaging in hypotheticals.
 
I liked it. It was a slower paced stream that felt like two of the most experienced users on this part of the Internet having a fireside conversation. Not everything has to be high energy.
If you want to have a reference for Jersh´s past demeanor towards O´Furniture, you can look at how he talks about Turkey Tom. It´s EXACTLY the same, he just cant hide it. Tom at least quotes the site a little more.
I assume everyone on this site, unless pictures or sufficient evidence is provided, are 35 year old balding men in mom's basement. Anyone that says they had sex on the internet hasn't had sex, same with saying you have a 140 IQ. I was merely engaging in hypotheticals.
LMAO wait a minute, is Medicare actually grooming little kids??? Was Sargon right all along??
 
Jim should get a convertible and put a brick on the gas and a rope around his neck, leading police on a chase all throughout Minnesota, all while wearing a crotchless fur suit. As he reaches 100 miles an hour, as all these onlookers and newscopters are watching, he pulls a cord, opening a parachute. It catches the wind decapitating him, sending blood everywhere. Cameras zoomed in on his cancer dick, waving in the wind, and before they can cut the feed, you see there's writing on the parachute.

VOTE KAMALA
 
They would know by checking the death records, if you could just pull the oh X died somehow how many people wouldn't start scamming company's.
Honestly, im starting to worry most retards here are either to young to have actually gotten insurance without mommy and daddy or too fucking poor to get even the shittier ones
I think you missed the bit where I said why it's unlikely that an autopsy would be done, which means the death certificate would list the underlying illness as the cause of death. We were specifically discussing ODs of painkillers, something which terminal patients are likely to be taking in high doses anyway.

Here, suicide is only an exclusion for the first 13 months of a policy anyway - the rationale is that covers all the big "firsts" which follow life events which might make you want to kill yourself. Given the horror stories I've read about insurance in the US in general, I have no doubt it is different there.
 
no bro according to the gigabrained users of this thread she's screaming WHEN WILL YEW DIEEEEEE MEDICARE at him all day every day. Get a clue.
If the haydurs weren't just low effort trolls then they could at least get Luma to turn their fanfics into a visual format and provide some entertainment value, but that would require more work than a hospice patient.
 
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Parasocialism and it's consequences for the internet have been a disaster for the internet.
 
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