A new season of Hell's Kitchen is starting tonight.
I'll let you guys know if there are race war undertones like there were last season.
Edit to add: Ok, this season is pretty good. Like last season, a disproportionate amount of black people are on the show. This year, some of the angry black women are angry black lesbian women. One of them even has a shaved head.
There's a bonus Jew on this season. His arms are covered in shitty IDF tattoos, Jewish writing and Jewish stars. Every single person became disgusted with him.
They were tasked with receiving a semi truck full of wine, food, and restuarant supplies that they will use this season. It was a huge truck packed to the top with boxes. It took them a long time to get everything out of the truck. One person decided to not work, and instead to try to just coordinate who would carry what.
I'm always amazed by Jewish people living out stereotypes on TV, but I don't want to get sidetracked and off topic.
There's another show on after Hell's Kitchen called Crime Scene Kitchen.
It also has black people on it. On tonight's debut episode, all of the black people struggled way more and were more stressed out than their non-black competitors. In the end, a team of black women were humbled, eliminated, and then they cried and cried. Sniffling, saying, "they were just better than we were."
We've all heard of narc injuries before. This was like that, but different. An injury to the false perception of black culinary supremacy. It was much more severe.
The plot of the show, by the way, is that a team of people enter a kitchen. Someone else has just cooked a dessert in the kithen. The team needs to go through and collect evidence and clues of what was cooked. There are recipe cards of different recipes, and the people have to look at what ingredients are available and what was left behind (caramel in a pan, for example, or butter wrappers in the trash) and use that to determine which of the few recipes was cooked. Then, they have to try to cook it. It's less of a cooking show and more of a logic and reasoning game show.
It's an easy concept, but they just can't do it. It reminds me of those online videos of military recruits in Afghanistan trying to do jumping jacks and failing miserably at it. They just can't do it, you guys.