Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Not 6 Foot]

Awww, a promise ring. Her daddy is going to love that when you pick her up on prom night, you fat fucking deviant fat bastard.

Was gonna say, that thing looks like the stupid little cheap ring I got for my girlfriend back in high school. Emphasis on stupid and cheap.

 

[Caesar]

Emphasis on stupid and cheap.

The girlfriend?

 

[Preacher ✝]

Yet another Boogie Documentary has dropped.

This one is by someone named Nick Nobody which is appropriate since I've never heard of him.

 

[Caesar]

This one is by someone named Nick Nobody which is appropriate since I've never heard of him.

He basically does documentaries on people who get posted here. He's been growing quite a lot recently I think. He's alright, I've seen a few of his videos, but they were already on stuff I know about so I don't bother anymore.

He's not bad for a kiwituber for normies though.

 

[deadniggerstorage]

This guy took out a $5k loan for a dog for a fucking hooker and then begged for money on the Internet. Harambe would be disgraced if he saw this turbo gorilla nigger.

Nick Nobody, 92k subs - 17k views on Boogie doc in 7 hours

Boogie1488, 3.999 million subs - 22k views on rage bait (child abuse) in 3 days

Go fuck yourself you fat piece of shit.

Still haven't found a positive comment, here are a few -

"Why is it that genuinely good people lose their lives, and you get to keep yours?"

"you talk to her like your daughter" x3

"I'm being serious here Boogie. I used to like you."

"This girl is destroyed. Something is wrong with her."


How can one man fuck up so badly? Is he such a monumental fuck up that we should just let it slide? Seriously, it takes dedication to be this much of a piece of shit. My God.

Click baiting beating your pre-schooler? Fucking psycho dude, like really. He doesn't live in reality. Dez1 gets mentioned, right in front of Dez2. What a gentleman.

"No one held a gun to your head to start a Seeking Arrangements account and blow over 200K on whores instead of fixing your fucking leaking roof." ,@YaBoi - beautiful

 

[Windy Moors]

- Blames a "nervous breakdown" for him yanking his hair out, thus causing bald spots in his hair.

Boogie pulls his hair out so it exactly matches male pattern baldness. That's strange. He really shouldn't be so self-conscious about losing his hair, nobody is paying attention to his fat head, because they get utterly transfixed by his truffle shuffle waddle.

- "The good news is that I'll be uploading to this channel more because income will be less from Lolcow Live".

The end is nigh. Keem will eventually cut the two fat tards off from his money teat.

Boogie is still VERY fat and I would not have sex with him.

That's a very damning statement from someone with your username!

 

[Caesar]

Boogie pulls his hair out so it exactly matches male pattern baldness. That's strange. He really shouldn't be so self-conscious about losing his hair, nobody is paying attention to his fat head, because they get utterly transfixed by his truffle shuffle waddle.

What is up with that horrible fucking hairstyle anyway. He can't really think it looks good.

 

[NegaBoogie1488]

His male pattern baldness may have been his own doing. Taking Testosterone shots to boost his T may also had another side effect, losing hair.

Not saying that it is the reason because his counterpart, Jordie, is a bald mother fucker and I am pretty sure he has 0 T since he was born, but there is a coloration between hair loss/ male pattern baldness and high T.

Regardless, all of boogies woes have been self inflicted. He has the easiest path to success and all he has to do to achieve it is to shut his mouth. Shut his mouth to food and shut his mouth when talking. He will lose the weight that plagues him and he will stop lying. Seriously it’s simple math, it take burning 3500 calories to lose a pound and the same to gain it. Shits easy with self control.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

yeah it’s a shame boogie is losing his hair, he is such a good looking dude otherwise.

I really hope he doesn’t somehow impregnate the child bride.

 

[AnOminous]

yeah it’s a shame boogie is losing his hair, he is such a good looking dude otherwise.

I really hope he doesn’t somehow impregnate the child bride.

It would have to involve putting a condom on to catch it if he's even capable of fucking his own fat pad any more, then a turkey baster. It's not like he's getting that Vienna sausage buried under a Sarlacc pit of a gunt into anyone else.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

That thing has no sperm.

 

[Caesar]

It would have to involve putting a condom on to catch it if he's even capable of fucking his own fat pad any more, then a turkey baster. It's not like he's getting that Vienna sausage buried under a Sarlacc pit of a gunt into anyone else.

Boogie himself will tell you he can only do "HAMS" - hands and mouth stuff.

As gross as it is, that accronym might be the funniest thing he's ever said. When he acted it out on stream was gross, though.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

He really shouldn't be so self-conscious about losing his hair, nobody is paying attention to his fat head, because they get utterly transfixed by his truffle shuffle waddle.

On top of that, he legitimately looks better with shorter hair so why not just shave it all off? Wear a hat if you're that self conscious about it.

But nah, we know he'll just go get some hair plugs done as cheap as possible and then draw as much attention as possible to it just like with his terrible teeth.

 

[Local Farmer]

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boogie has popped the question.

Of course he proposes with the Autism ring

 

[The Hungry African]

Everyday I come to the farms in the hopes of learning this fat fuck has died and everyday he finds new ways to make me hate him more. For once in your life boogie, do the right thing and just DIE.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

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boogie has popped the question.

DEZIREE DON'T DO IT, HE MADE HIS LAST WIFE SIGN AN NDA!

BOOGIE WILL LEGALLY BLACKMAIL YOU DEZI! DEZIREEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

[The Wichita Lion]

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wings and Kelly commissioned a custom 3D printed model of their pet cat Rocko, the creator posted about it and Boogie replies that he has ordered one too. I bet you these aren't cheap (I emailed to find out), but the first thing I noticed (and the user below) is how Boogie is yet again publicly favouring Sammy with no mention of his less preferred dog Leo to be found.

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My heart seriously breaks for that lil guy, he will forever be number two. He loves Sammy enough to shell out for one of these prints, but Leo just isn't worth it! And he does it so openly too, I think in his head he legitimately thinks it's cutesy how obsessed with Sammy he is while he could clearly take or leave Leo. Fucking loser.

Also custom sculpted 3D prints of your pets is exactly what people 'struggling to afford life-saving medication' () are spending their money on, what an intelligent purchase when you've been crying about your financial instability!

Let's not pretend Boogie actually cares about Sammy either. Sammy has and will always be a tool Boogie uses to get back at Dez for leaving him. She wanted Sammy and Boogie refused to give him up because he knew he could torture her just a little bit longer by keeping him. Since the divorce that dog has been overfed, and it wouldn't surprise me if it doesn't drop dead within the next year. Boogie may not be outwardly hateful to Sammy like he is Leo, but he 100% does not give a shit about either dog.

 

[Sugriva]

So the liar tattoo was as fake as his cancer?

 

[Officer Barbrady]

So the liar tattoo was as fake as his cancer?

The fake cancer and fake tattoo pretty much go hand in hand really. Both were done for sympathy and to elicit 'Boogie so brave' comments. Both were hidden until he's in need of some asspats or financial needs, and uses it on his vulnerable audience. Both got swept under the rug until third parties bring it up and he has to conjure up some bullshit to try and validate either lie.

Also, lol:

Spoiler: Context

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

A wild idea for LCL: Tell Ralph to audition for Tommy's old spot. Live. Someone will set him off, Boogie will try to big league Ralph, and it's off to the races with Rage Pig versus Fake Cancer Fat Fucking Fat Bastard. Everybody wins except for Keem, which means it's a perfect plan.

Unironically, Ralph would be far better for the show than Tommy. Plus there would inevitably be a Lolcow Live Pillstream that would be golden.