He's been bitching about it specifically for a couple weeks now asking for Daddy Elon to "fix it", but he's been attempting it himself for ages and failing the entire time. It's just Fatty being jealous that other people can appear successful at shit he fails to do.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Marc
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This is Jack we're talking about. He's due to say something about "engagement farming" so fucking nonsensical as to reveal that he doesn't actually know what it is.
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Well he does have a swelled head so maybe in that sense.He thinks he's big brained
And faggot doesn't understand what a near miss means in stellar terms. Anything that comes between the Earth and the Moon is a near miss.
And what's the major ingredient in coffee? Caffeine. What's the major ingredient in energy drinks? Caffeine. Well that and sugar. But then Fatty does drink his coffee piss weak so...Engages in Engagement Farming right after
No that's too gay for him and he can still fool himself into thinking that he's straight because he's married to a woman and some guys enjoy prostate stimulation that way so it's not gay okay MOM?!
Jr would be more into the David DeCoteau filmography. For those that don't know he either makes low budget family fare like, "A Talking Cat?!" or softcore homoerotic porn under the 1313 series of movies. So he can watch that as his fat wife pegs him and dream it's one of the boys there on screen doing him that way.
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There is some hysteria about the taurine in energy drinks possibly causing strokes. I believe I’ve heard Jack call out that ingredient specifically.
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Taurine actually lowers blood pressure so I would think there's no connection between the two. But what do I know? I'm not a doctor.
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Grifters love to make up fake shit about food because the average person can't understand it. Just because an ingredient is hard to pronounce to nimrods like Jack Scalfani doesn't make it good or bad, but somehow that's an argument nowadays.
>ewwww I never did high school chemistry and can't read big werds this must be bad!!!!
They should shut the fuck up.
They started going after MSG, I didn't care because I'm not yellow
Then they came after carbs, I didn't care because I'm not fat
Then they came after caffeine, I don't care because I don't drink coffee
Now they're going after taurine, I still don't care because I don't drink energy drinks
It's funny to see the people who bitch about these typically cook with plastic coated pans (like you know, Gordon "MSG is a thickener, how-dah cheese" Ramsay).
Any ingredient must be used in moderation. Too much water can even cause poisoning. The amount of MSG, caffeine or taurine, or even salt and pepper to cause adverse effects is really high. Is anyone using 50g of MSG in every meal for years? Salt?
Ridiculous.
Just moderate sugar intake and don't eat too much fried stuff.
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That not only is not true, but taurine is even used post-stroke to reduce neuron death.
It's a fundamental amino acid.
It's the massive amounts of caffeine, and possibly other ingredients, that might increase your stroke risk for a couple hours after drinking them. If you're slamming them all day long like Fatty was and have high blood pressure already, which Fatty almost certainly has, then you're going to be at a constantly elevated risk of a stroke.
But obviously, Fatty's real problem is he's morbidly obese and a lazy piece of shit. The energy drinks wouldn't have given him a stroke by themselves.
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This is Jack Scalfani. I take it as read that almost nothing he ever says is true.
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Same thing Lucas Warner does. Learns a new word that he doesn't understand but it makes him feel smart saying it, and repeats it ad nauseam whether it fits the situation or not.
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i know we know he's retarded but that movie was so gratuitously "edgy" and gory. almost every woman in the whole movie was a stripper/sex-worker/go-go dancer in scanty lingerie, constant murder, maiming and graphic dismemberment, people doing cocaine, premarital sex, frank discussions of blowjobs and buttfuckin', and during the final showdown a priest gets shot and a church gets blown up. all that aside, even as a batista fan who enjoys stupid action movies, killer's game was notably soulless, cynical and empty of any values... like it had been written by an AI exposed to garth ennis without the intellect or ideological critiques. though it is true, no dudes kissed
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At this stage of brain death, Jack's film reviews are a question of whether his inability to accurately recall what he watched is a memory issue or a vision issue. I suspect that the only way he is able to relate to or relive the experience is by summoning any sense memories to do with how gratifying the number of pahkorn n sodie refills he had during the moovy was:
"What I remember, guuuuuys...*death rattle gurgle*...is...feeling so full...that uh...I could uh *inappropriate laughter to stall for time while he tries to form the words*...I remember that I could barely breathe. So I'm giving the movie...that I watched...*visibly confused and distressed*... a perfect...five out of five" *wet belch, pinches nose, looks at Tammy for direction* So uh...no nudity, no bad language, no political agendas...Just uh...I had a good time." *Eyes and corners of mouth pointing in different directions during final frame*
"What I remember, guuuuuys...*death rattle gurgle*...is...feeling so full...that uh...I could uh *inappropriate laughter to stall for time while he tries to form the words*...I remember that I could barely breathe. So I'm giving the movie...that I watched...*visibly confused and distressed*... a perfect...five out of five" *wet belch, pinches nose, looks at Tammy for direction* So uh...no nudity, no bad language, no political agendas...Just uh...I had a good time." *Eyes and corners of mouth pointing in different directions during final frame*
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a terminal posture
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Maybe this has come up before, but what is the point of the QR code in his videos? If I am watching on a phone how can I QR my own phone? If I am watching on a computer, I can just get a link in the text box below. Maybe there are a tiny number of people watching youtube on a TV setup? I can't recall a single other video on youtube with a QR code.
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When you e-mail your coworker the funny video and he prints out the e-mail, other people in the office can scan the QR code to get the video. Duh.
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Jack: Only buy raw meat that has bones in it, otherwise you’re eating lab-made fake meat! Don’t even buy lunch meat, make your own! They’re trying to kill us!
Also Jack: Let’s go to Wendy’s for nuggies!
Also Jack: Let’s go to Wendy’s for nuggies!
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That was then. This is now. You can't hold his past statements against him. You need to only focus on those he's said now.
Either that or lab grown meat is okay when it's in the form of nuggets?
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Jack taking pictures of Tammy's absolute dump truck of an ass after eating those sauced up wings.
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I hate the idea of finger food covered in sticky gorpy crap. I want that shit on the side.
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I don’t eat food prepared by Newport-Americans.
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