Lolcow Joshua Block / @worldoftshirts / JoshuaBlock2001 (and his fans/harassers)

[AnOminous]

This is a degenerate, alcoholic, drug addicted, retard of a man who we see rolling on the ground, flopping, falling over and generally just having little regard for physical stability...

...yet that hat remains a pristine white.

Don't people keep stealing it? So maybe he never has one long enough for it to get dirty.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Don't people keep stealing it? So maybe he never has one long enough for it to get dirty.

Maybe. All I know is, if I put on a white shirt or hat and I'm SOBER and don't act like a retarded weeble, I'll have a stain on it within an hour. How is there not even at least dried booze stains on it after a single night of wilding?

 

[Kiwi Fairy With Bow]

Josh is live and complaining about his hangover on youtube

 

[FKA Joshua Roberts]

Maybe. All I know is, if I put on a white shirt or hat and I'm SOBER and don't act like a retarded weeble, I'll have a stain on it within an hour. How is there not even at least dried booze stains on it after a single night of wilding?

Plot armor is the only explanation. I know for a fact I have seen people throw it on the ground and such before. Josh is one of the cleaner cows though so I wouldn't be surprised if he gets it cleaned with the rest of his clothes and such.

 

[AnOminous]

Plot armor is the only explanation. I know for a fact I have seen people throw it on the ground and such before. Josh is one of the cleaner cows though so I wouldn't be surprised if he gets it cleaned with the rest of his clothes and such.

What are you talking about? We've seen him shit, piss and puke on himself simultaneously and then show up in the same clothes with that visible on them for several days in a row.

 

[FKA Joshua Roberts]

What are you talking about? We've seen him shit, piss and puke on himself simultaneously and then show up in the same clothes with that visible on them for several days in a row.

Talking about the hat that is always seemingly pristine. For a cow he is pretty clean but by no means is he clean by normal human standards is what I meant. Not sure if he has more than one hat though, he seems to only have the one but I don't think it's ever been verified one way or the other and I doubt he would admit to having multiple hats due to people liking to swipe it.

 

[AnOminous]

Talking about the hat that is always seemingly pristine. For a cow he is pretty clean but by no means is he clean by normal human standards is what I meant. Not sure if he has more than one hat though, he seems to only have the one but I don't think it's ever been verified one way or the other and I doubt he would admit to having multiple hats due to people liking to swipe it.

I'm sure he has multiple hats.

 

[semitooth]

I'm sure he has multiple hats.

he does. he's been seen putting his cleaner hat away several times and bringing out a dirtier one on Mr. based's stream.

edit: Mr based is live, big snooze fest so far. will update if anything happens I have nothing else to do this evening...

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

Josh reminds me of a Dostoevsky novel where the ending is never happy, but despite all the violence and suffering, is peaceful. In the end, Alyosha was powerless at saving Dmitri from debauchery, Ivan from insanity, or young Ilyusha from sickness and death, yet the chant "Hurrah for Karamazov!" is one of the most spirited in all literature. I think the happiest end to Josh's story is that his grandpa doesn't survive him.

 

[Beeeeeejams]

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View from above ^ (how long until he gets in legal trouble for threatening to kill people?)

Nice sized crowd. He truly is the town retard.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Been a min since I checked in.

Glad to see Josh still being Josh.

Thank you Mr Based for the quality work.

 

[Kiwi Fairy With Bow]

Right now he's freaking out (not a major one) because he lost one of his hats, he said, "It's dangerous to have 1 hat" .So he has multiple hats. He says he can't wear his hat out because he doesn't have a back up,. So yes, Josh does carry multiple hates and he owns multiple hats.
The only reason his hats aren't that filithy is because he has multiple and he only wears them for tik toks and not out in public anymore is what I assume. He's ordering more hats right now on live stream.
He says the Hat is worth more than his life

 

[JawnClawdVanDamn]

Right now he's freaking out (not a major one) because he lost one of his hats, he said, "It's dangerous to have 1 hat" .So he has multiple hats. He says he can't wear his hat out because he doesn't have a back up,. So yes, Josh does carry multiple hates and he owns multiple hats.
The only reason his hats aren't that filithy is because he has multiple and he only wears them for tik toks and not out in public anymore is what I assume. He's ordering more hats right now on live stream.
He says the Hat is worth more than his life

https://www.westmarine.com/west-marine-yacht-captain-cap-P019643378.html?queryID=97724056abd9acbd315381cbfc2e8d1b&objectID=19643303&indexName=production_na01_westmarine_demandware_net__WestMarine__products__en_US

This is the only hat he considers official... Be a shame if they ran out....


Adding on to not double post but it looked like he only had around $700 in his bank account while he was waving around the screen panicking about people hacking his account.... How much is Mr. Based giving him vs taking himself? Because it does not look good.

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

How much is Mr. Based giving him vs taking himself?

I'm honestly not convinced Mr. Based even pays him half the time. I can see an arrangement where he promises Josh like $200 per stream but pulls something like, "Well, I had to book you a $100 hotel, paid $50 for a haircut (‽), bought you a trinket necklace, and took you out for dinner, so you actually owe me $50." Also, the way he treats Josh's old shirt like biohazardous waste in tonight's stream is pretty sensible.

I swear this kid exists exclusively to be clipped by autists willing to suffer 4+ hours of some tattooed Jew criminal and a terminally online mental retard, but the gems can be pretty funny. at the 2:10:00 mark in tonight's stream, I had to stop my random seeking because Josh verbalizes an apparently sincere desire to eat cat meat after someone suggests he visit China as his 10th country and eat dogs.

He says the Hat is worth more than his life

2:17:50, by the way. "That hat's worth more than my life." Now I'm legitimately curious as to how many hundreds or thousands of dollars he's spend on dumb hats from West Marine, considering they normally retail for $25 each. Also, shortly after talking about spending 4 hours to buy a hat, because apparently shipping doesn't exist in Josh's universe, he came up with a brilliant and sober repartee to parry the "put the fries in the bag" ween insult: "I don't work in the fast food industry."

I tend to update these posts as new info comes to light, and at 2:35:30, Mr. Based admits to getting hair transplant surgery. 2:40:30, Josh is talking about celebrating his monthlong abstinence from hard liquor with an espresso martini. 2:51:10, Josh goes into detail about his nuanced understanding of the law, expressing a desire to be jumped so the court can freeze the assets of the plaintiff's family.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, shortly after talking about spending 4 hours to buy a hat, because apparently shipping doesn't exist in Josh's universe, he came up with a brilliant and sober repartee to parry the "put the fries in the bag" ween insult: "I don't work in the fast food industry."

Apparently that really sends him into a screeching frenzy. That particular insult really pisses him off.

Even though he's doing just that. Just tune in to this retard's streams and you'll get endless vomiting, shitting, pissing of self, such content. And free freakouts too! Previously you had to pay the sideshow carny extra to see the freaks, but now they just put it all out there for free.

If he had any sense (and ability to exist other than in his shitting/pissing/puking moment of the now) he'd start making his own hats in bulk and selling them.

Fun fact: zoomers will buy anything.

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

Apparently that really sends him into a screeching frenzy. That particular insult really pisses him off.

Yeah, I just paid $100 of my parents' money to tell a retard online to put the fries in the bag and call him a diaper boy.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, I just paid $100 of my parents' money to tell a retard online to put the fries in the bag and call him a diaper boy.

Good jerb. But ironically shitposting is still shitposting. Why did you do that?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Forever Drunk just dropped on Mr. Based channel. It's horrendous, worst Josh song yet.

Spoiler: Archive

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Looks like "drinking and dying alone" by KingcobraJFS has some competition.

 

[NoosJunki]

Looks like "drinking and dying alone" by KingcobraJFS has some competition.

Literally a more successful musical career than Russell Greer

 

[Palmer Bangs]

Thought this was pretty funny and actually a little wholesome. Josh gets sent tons of Taco Bell hot sauce packets and a giant cheezit, he procedes to eat a few hot sauces then make a TB Hot Sauce Cocktail with some Titos.

Spoiler: Videos