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[piombo]

first and foremost even if i know who he is i still cannot withstand his faggy twink voice, billions of ears must bleed.

as written by struggler, the tldw is that this entire video is completely masturbatory, first four minutes is where the relevant shit is, and it showcases how much of a stupid nigger this newfag rètard is:

1. first thing that he says is the game being in the "best" state it's been in a long time by sucking off le new content (mediocre ugly maps and cosmetics that aren't any better), "QoL" updates (fixes to the maps in question or just minor bugfixes) and le 7th comic being teased.
2. fucking thinks that fixtf2 had an impact on the game recieving the bare minimum, and makes a quick comparision of le new content with cs2 patch notes.

after this he starts to go with "disproving" the allegations this trip had

1. they were let in by an employee (most likely a tf2 developer), and they were totes good boys about it, who this guy is? no you won't know since we have to protect le privacy of the employee in question (most likely the tranny that did the 64bit version of tf2)
2. they took the book, but still agrees that it's gonna get thrown in the trash (wonder why)
3. the movement was juuuuust about le bots bro, anyone that says otherwise is being a lying cunt!

past these four minutes it's all about le history of what happened on their pov, how he felt about it and what they did to make this trip a reality, to a background of emotional music + a metric fuckton of "oh woe is me" bullshit.

 

[Conan]

first and foremost even if i know who he is i still cannot withstand his faggy twink voice, billions of ears must bleed.

I can't find the picture buts it's the one with the impossibly scrawny asian/hapa dude with headphones, that's how I picture every tf2 YouTuber looks when I hear their voices, especially this guy

Weezy, thewhat, greatblue; why do all these guys sound like the same 5 foot tall hapa neet

 

[Eternal Struggler]

Weezy, thewhat, greatblue; why do all these guys sound like the same 5 foot tall hapa neet

Haven't been up to date with TF2 very much, but I'm pretty sure Big Joey and Bearded Expense are the only two TF2bers that overcame puberty.

Perhaps the secret is to become a Heavy main...

 

[Rudy Coleman]

Left this on as background noise while doing other things. This could've been an 8 minute short and concise video, but the twink had to start felating himself about how a big and strong boy he is for delivering a book on Valve HQ.

"My motel cancelled on me and I had to wait 7 hours on an airport during nighttime. Most people would have went cRaZy but not me!!! I'm fucking based!!" I get that public transports sucks ass, but it sucks ass for all of us, and bullshit like that happens all the time. We don't need to hear your relatively ordinary story while you inject sad, sentimental music, many deal with worse.

Nevertheless, it seems that Valve's actually doing something about the bots, so props to them I guess. Can't help but feel jealous he got a tour of Valve HQ.

gabe opened that book and looked at my entry "gorge Floyd sneed" and disregarded the entire thing

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

gabe opened that book and looked at my entry "gorge Floyd sneed" and disregarded the entire thing

When George Floyd Sneed tells me to fix my game, I listen.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

first and foremost even if i know who he is i still cannot withstand his faggy twink voice, billions of ears must bleed.

as written by struggler, the tldw is that this entire video is completely masturbatory, first four minutes is where the relevant shit is, and it showcases how much of a stupid nigger this newfag rètard is:

1. first thing that he says is the game being in the "best" state it's been in a long time by sucking off le new content (mediocre ugly maps and cosmetics that aren't any better), "QoL" updates (fixes to the maps in question or just minor bugfixes) and le 7th comic being teased.
2. fucking thinks that fixtf2 had an impact on the game recieving the bare minimum, and makes a quick comparision of le new content with cs2 patch notes.

after this he starts to go with "disproving" the allegations this trip had

1. they were let in by an employee (most likely a tf2 developer), and they were totes good boys about it, who this guy is? no you won't know since we have to protect le privacy of the employee in question (most likely the tranny that did the 64bit version of tf2)
2. they took the book, but still agrees that it's gonna get thrown in the trash (wonder why)
3. the movement was juuuuust about le bots bro, anyone that says otherwise is being a lying cunt!

past these four minutes it's all about le history of what happened on their pov, how he felt about it and what they did to make this trip a reality, to a background of emotional music + a metric fuckton of "oh woe is me" bullshit.

It's like playing the same thing for 17 years thinking it'll still dominate the market wouldn't make you delusional at some point.

By the way, 75% of his comment section is botted. Ironic

 

[stonegalaxy]

Weezy, thewhat, greatblue; why do all these guys sound like the same 5 foot tall hapa neet

Besides how they sound, a lot of them also has some sort of speaking style that I fucking hate. Weezy, Squimjim, Greatblue etc. use this talking style in their videos that I pretty much grew to loathe very quickly. At least talk like a normal person ffs. I only heard Greatblue speak on stream so I know he could do it.

 

[Mai]

Besides how they sound, a lot of them also has some sort of speaking style that I fucking hate. Weezy, Squimjim, Greatblue etc. use this talking style in their videos that I pretty much grew to loathe very quickly.

Weezy, thewhat, greatblue; why do all these guys sound like the same 5 foot tall hapa neet

They are all truly dorks and unironic limp wristed fags besides a couple. I've wanted to start a youtube channel for years to be a normal person in a sea of chronically online gay losers, but it's not worth it at all.

 

[97vampyrs]

Why have I never seen this taunt used ingame (besides the brief period I owned it a decade or so ago)

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

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Why have I never seen this taunt used ingame (besides the brief period I owned it a decade or so ago)

For many years it was only used to annoy others by using it in knee deep water and causing a very loud splash. Then Delfy made a video on it and it got fixed shortly after.

 

[piombo]

For many years it was only used to annoy others by using it in knee deep water and causing a very loud splash. Then Delfy made a video on it and it got fixed shortly after.

it didn't?
even if delfy is a lying russian subhuman retard, it's still possible to earrape people with it

 

[Spliongus]

it didn't?
even if delfy is a lying russian subhuman retard, it's still possible to earrape people with it

You used to be able to spam it in water. The water would immediately cancel it, allowing you to taunt again, but the angelic chior, beam of light, and birds would still appear. And the birds could lag the server too.

IIRC you could to the same thing with the Shred Alert taunt.

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

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Why have I never seen this taunt used ingame (besides the brief period I owned it a decade or so ago)

To see it you have to die to a medic who then decides to taunt you with the specific taunt (or be near a medic doing it during setup or victory). Most players, after gaining uber, will decide to conga or something with other players during setup and victory.

It's also probably not popular amongst medic mains since they're the ones who want to be seen as "wholesome uwu" and the meet the medic taunt is too mean-spirited/prideful for them to do (they'd rather do the WACKY chair taunt or accordion taunt instead, or any of the other taunts).

 

[97vampyrs]

It's also probably not popular amongst medic mains since they're the ones who want to be seen as "wholesome uwu" and the meet the medic taunt is too mean-spirited/prideful for them to do (they'd rather do the WACKY chair taunt or accordion taunt instead, or any of the other taunts).

Yeah sounds about right. A shame alot of these earlier taunts go unused because they're mean spirited in a community full of wholesome 100 trannies.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

To see it you have to die to a medic who then decides to taunt you with the specific taunt (or be near a medic doing it during setup or victory). Most players, after gaining uber, will decide to conga or something with other players during setup and victory.

It's also probably not popular amongst medic mains since they're the ones who want to be seen as "wholesome uwu" and the meet the medic taunt is too mean-spirited/prideful for them to do (they'd rather do the WACKY chair taunt or accordion taunt instead, or any of the other taunts).

I played (probably a thouand) hours of 6v6 TF2 and it's honestly hilarious how the UwU healer trope is just the polar opposite of reality. Every single good medic I've met (or WoW healer) has been outspoken and dominant, pulling his gang of tards around to great success. They're literally the role with the most perspective on the engagement and the entire game is set up around them not dying. No medic? Free team wipe if your own team is any good.

The few women in 6v6 TF2 all played medic and once the crossbow got whitelisted, they all became irrelevant. No longer was being leashed to a soldier all game enough; you needed to land midair arrows and do cool shit, and women just couldn't. I saw several teamspeaks and teams break in half over women dragging their late-teen cucks around between teams, not unlike a "healer/tank combo" joining a guild and demanding the entire raid team being created around them, only to disappear a week later.

I remember one real life nurse being proud of herself for learning to be social and daring through 6v6, only to then a week later tell me "Oh i'm going on my first solo trip!-" to visit every single one of her cucks in real life. A dickriding tour if you will. Now they commission gay porn of their hairy manly medic OC banging other people's.. spy OCs? I honestly didn't even know people made TF2 centric OCs, only that furries loved putting their TF2 cosmetics onto their main class.

Speaking of: Came upon a Pyrocynical subreddit post asking why so many troons watch his shit religiously, and I caught myself thinking "it's literally just the TF2 generation". It's that exact age group that devolved into one of hundreds degenerate communities, often overlapping. Haven't seen any such spawning pool event since, but I guess everything is severely degenerate now. Cropped porn and ahegao is rampant in vtubing, fan art, youtube thumbnails, AI..

 

[didelphigina]

Besides how they sound, a lot of them also has some sort of speaking style that I fucking hate. Weezy, Squimjim, Greatblue etc. use this talking style in their videos that I pretty much grew to loathe very quickly. At least talk like a normal person ffs. I only heard Greatblue speak on stream so I know he could do it.

That's TF2 youtubers for ya. The lot of them are the same. They edit (and talk) like Mr. Beast, they have those specific speech mannerisms and patterns that you can smell from just a thumbnail away, they shill lousy sponsors like there's no tomorrow (still don't get the point of sponsers other than you get the bag from it. I thought I was watching YouTube, not regular cable TV where I have to deal with the inevitable ad—whatever, I got sponserblock.), and none of them know background music choices past non-copyrighted Nintendo/Kevin MacLeod music. Rarely have I seen any TF2 Youtubers stand out from the rest. Like with many genres and communities on YouTube, the lot of them follow what gives them the big views.

 

[piombo]

The few women in 6v6 TF2 all played medic and once the crossbow got whitelisted, they all became irrelevant. No longer was being leashed to a soldier all game enough; you needed to land midair arrows and do cool shit, and women just couldn't. I saw several teamspeaks and teams break in half over women dragging their late-teen cucks around between teams, not unlike a "healer/tank combo" joining a guild and demanding the entire raid team being created around them, only to disappear a week later.

which is why i can confindently say that real women don't really play this game outside of medic, engi and pyro, (and that's if they play this game to begin with), since in all cases it's about being either a REMF (pocketing, passive engineering, pybroing) or the most braindead thing in existance (pocketing again, mini-sentries, phlogging with a pocket up ur ass).

Now they commission gay porn of their hairy manly medic OC banging other people's.. spy OCs? I honestly didn't even know people made TF2 centric OCs, only that furries loved putting their TF2 cosmetics onto their main class.

the burly beast was a fucking mistake and i will keep on saying it, that cosmetic started the worst type of fujoshitting and i hate modern cosmetics so much it's unreal, outside of this it's a similiar case to tf2tubers, where their identities hinge more on their cosmetics rather than themselves.

and since medic talk you reminded me about that pic that gets spread around on tf2g (that i didn't download because i want to have nothing to do with it) about a woman on deviantart that decided to make a DIY medic fucktoy or something, people say pyro is the unmatched champion for fucked up shit in this game, but me thinks medic contends at this title.

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

I played (probably a thouand) hours of 6v6 TF2 and it's honestly hilarious how the UwU healer trope is just the polar opposite of reality. Every single good medic I've met (or WoW healer) has been outspoken and dominant, pulling his gang of tards around to great success. They're literally the role with the most perspective on the engagement and the entire game is set up around them not dying. No medic? Free team wipe if your own team is any good.

Well, I said "medic mains." I never said they were actually good at playing medic.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

It's also probably not popular amongst medic mains since they're the ones who want to be seen as "wholesome uwu" and the meet the medic taunt is too mean-spirited/prideful for them to do

Fuck off i've never known a UwU medic, and i'm definitely not one i regularly use the most mean spirited taunt i can find. I especially like pointing and laughing at them for the kill cam.

The meaner it is the funnier it is, especially if you die to a cross map shot from a needle or the crossbow. Real medic mains are mean as shit its great fun.

 

[ReceiveAndAsk]

Fuck off i've never known a UwU medic, and i'm definitely not one i regularly use the most mean spirited taunt i can find. I especially like pointing and laughing at them for the kill cam.

The meaner it is the funnier it is, especially if you die to a cross map shot from a needle or the crossbow. Real medic mains are mean as shit its great fun.

I always laugh taunt when I get a random crit melee kill.