Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[datura_binge]

I always thought it was just a quirky teenage edgelord way of saying cover by substituting a letter.

 

[Can of Spam]

Well I heard that Nick always liked sucking big black bull cock and scraping his teeth along the shaft.

So now you're saying we need confirmation from Drexel too on how much teeth Nick uses when sucking cock?

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Well I heard that Nick always liked sucking big black bull cock and scraping his teeth along the shaft. No allegedly about it.

And we have the real reason he doesn't do crack and wants to keep his teeth.

 

[GoudaChris]

My masters degree in ms paint, inspired by a post earlier

 

[AnOminous]

Why isnt nick streaming? doesnt he have a youtube channel?

He's utterly felted, buck broken, owned, and contemplating eating snorting a bullet.

 

[Fapcop]

Will you drive all those brats to school and activities? That already drove a fine man to drugs and debauchery.

Why yes! Everyone will get to take turns to choose what we listen to on the way out. No radio on the way back though, so they can learn to enjoy silence and we can spend some quality time chatting about the day. They’re only young for so long, you know!

And Kayla has to come along! No more pilling out at home. Kids need a healthy role model as to how a happy married couple interact.

Ok what the fuck. I just used start page to google “Nick Rekeita shower” to try and get a fast picture of the orange shower of shame…and all the results were porn. Some straight, some gay, and some Danny phantom. What the hell is going on with that algorithm?
For the record I have never looked up any of this stuff prior.

Spoiler: Proof, NSFL

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Dear lord. Wonder if there are some farmers at Google having some fun with the algorithm.

Either way, the kids will definitely have to change their names if they’re ever to have a chance in life.

Rekieta is a pretty rare name, I think they’re the only “Rekieta’s” in Minnesota for example.

Imagine looking for a job, and every time your employer googles your name out of curiosity, links with stories to hook sex, cocaine and getting blacked show up.

Fucking grim.

 

[SargonF00t]

I think Kayla called it the "qover" in a text message but there were no obvious context clues as to its origin. I have always assumed it has something to do with the word "coven" as in, a coven of witches or vampires. Ultimately I think it only makes sense to those actively engaging in the cocaina.

I thought it was an edgy combo of "Coven" and "QAnon", as cringe as that would obviously be.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

I bet the Sean shit is just some basic bitch gossiping about other lawtubers.

It's really not impressive. Pretty boring for the most part.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I thought it was an edgy combo of "Coven" and "QAnon", as cringe as that would obviously be.

Queen of spades cover

Qover

It's really not impressive. Pretty boring for the most part.

Please verify yourself at your earliest convenience, you know how it is with socks and balldoguards SEAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

 

[ShinyStar]

.

I thought it was an edgy combo of "Coven" and "QAnon", as cringe as that would obviously be.

I figured that it was an acknowledgement that they all had something to hide, and would each cover for the others. Turning the c into a q was to make it quaint and endearing, so they could imagine that it was the outside world that was messed up for not recognizing the virtue of their unorthodox relationship, rather than admitting that what they were doing was so utterly shameful that it needed hiding.

 

[Captain Manning]

You might be able to ask her directly during the live cam shows she will have to make to make ends meet after Rekieta absconds to Tijuana with April.

That's a fate worse than Ralph. I'm pretty sure the Mexican city Ralph lives in is better than Tijuana.

When I was a kid, my parents took me on a day trip to Tijuana because they wanted me to appreciate what poverty is. I bet Nick's parents spoiled him rotten, and never did anything like that. Which is why he's such an asshole.

Ok what the fuck. I just used start page to google “Nick Rekeita shower” to try and get a fast picture of the orange shower of shame…and all the results were porn. Some straight, some gay, and some Danny phantom. What the hell is going on with that algorithm?
For the record I have never looked up any of this stuff prior.

Spoiler: Proof, NSFL

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Google is smart. It correctly interprets "Nick Rekieta shower" as "degeneracy," and redirects you.

It's a feature, not a bug.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

Why isnt nick streaming? doesnt he have a youtube channel?

I think theres a 90 percent chance he's relapsing at the moment

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

April and Kayla have tried tempting him out of the shower with everything from a line of baking soda so he doesn't fail the FAMILY COURT required drug tests, they've clanked around in the bins and left a loaded gun just outside the bathroom, hoping his unquenchable thirst for racoon blood will draw him out, but alas he is a shriveled up prune of a man, desperate to remain in the shower as his crying is indistinguishable in the constant flow of water.
Like tears in the rain.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

like most things nick is wrong about, the case is neither as interesting nor difficult as he is pretending it is. there are no magic lawyer words or aces up the sleeve. they did their best to get a franks hearing to get the warrant tossed, but they failed. with the warrant admissible, the alternatives are either go to trial and get destroyed in more ways than one, or plea out. i assume the penalty/sentencing for each option will be basically the same, unless the state has something up its sleeve for upping the charges, that's also possible

trial will be a long and expensive process. financially, it will be ruinous, and may make him look like an even bigger fool than he appears as right now. it will also make a lot of his enemies a lot of money and generate a lot of entertainment at his expense. the only upside for nick to going to trial would be to control the narrative and maintain his innocence to the increasingly small group of people who believe his every word. he could get away with being convicted but maintaining his innocence, thereby maintaining his pride, and some people would buy it, but probably fewer than do currently.

a plea deal would be the beginning of a redemption arc. admit fault and get back to basics. focus on the content people want to see, take it seriously, and get your life together. a felony might get in the way of a promising full-time legal career, but it won't get in the way of a streaming career. there's far more upside to admitting defeat and potentially growing your audience than obstinately maintaining innocence and perpetually shrinking it, while also incurring massive costs.

taking the plea and getting his life together is obviousl the better choice. and for that reason, i doubt he'll take it.

honestly, it's more sad than anything else. i remember back in 2018 or whenever it was that the vic stuff happened and i was explaining to my wife what nick was doing and how cool of a concept it was; an expert explaining boring, technical writing about an interesting topic in an engaging way. it really was lightning in a bottle and a great genre he stumbled into. it's hard to imagine a more extreme fall from grace. but until he really hits rock bottom, there's always further to fall.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

The law varies widely but most places have some form of drug induced homicide, though they prosecute it under a number of theories from felony murder to some specific statute on providing drugs that leads to an overdose. It's also different if you're an actual dealer in which case they often go for the heavier charges.

Fun fact, there is a girlcow who died this way. Her dealer pled guilty to manslaughter and got three years, IIRC. Rest in pepperoni, Kadeelyn.

Kadee is a 21 year old malingering girl who fakes almost every single 'well-known' illness for sympathy and attention. She constantly invades the communities of people actually with these illnesses with her attention-grabbing posts. She is unemployed and lives with her parents. She does everything she can to shine the spotlight on her and she produces milk almost every day with her constant posting.

 

[thebigdream]

QOME OUT YE QUCKOLD

 

[AltisticRight]

I think theres a 90 percent chance he's relapsing at the moment

In his recent totally not forced to rehabilitation cope stream he talked about relapse and prolapse, and then some infographics involving Black men and White women.
Of course those interested him the most.

Time to start throwing yourself on the mercy of the court, Nick. No matter how hard you think you're getting fucked, they can always fuck you harder.

on a scale of Balldo to Ricardo, how hard?

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Feels like this B^U template is highly appropriate today. Anyone wanna take a shot? Maybe paste in the rekieta faces? Which one is more appropriate? The coke face or the struggle seshion face?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I usually make an effort to avoid anyone in public that looks like they stink, and Rackets looks like he reeks of BO and meth.

I wonder who smells the worst in the Balldo Bunker? Nick, with his greasy unwashed hair, liquor and cum on the breath, and lack of underwear? Kayla, who smells like bed sores and probably never showers because she's zonked out on pills? April, with her filthy rotting pussy stench? We all know Nick's house looks so disgusting you can smell it through the bodycam footage and that nobody washes their clothes (or the children's clothes), so the people in it can't smell much better.

Why isnt nick streaming? doesnt he have a youtube channel?

Daddy (this thread) has grounded Nick from streaming, and like any bootlicking cuckold, Nick is slavishly obedient to authority. Sad!

 

[Captain Manning]

BTW, lost in all this is that Cog actually caught a bit of a W here. He preserved the cokestream, in an unaltered state, to where the judge doesn't give a fuck that the Detective watched a reupload of it on Cog's channel. Cog argued with Rekieta on Twitter... CORRECTLY... that he didn't alter the video any, and it shouldn't matter. In the end, he was right.

Fair is fair.

Imagine being so brain damaged even Cog can earn a W off you. How embarrassing.

I'm not encouraging any pozloading my neghole, but maybe Spicer's Finest should do a wellness check?

Nah, just wait for him to fire up a stream, all fucked up, so he can explain to the world how he's still winning. It'll be funnier that way.

Plus, the Sheriff's department can watch it like they watched the last one.