Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

Racist Parrot said:
pelvis doesn't lie you fucking skinwalker.
Click to expand...
Hips dont lie!
Spoonomancer said:
I just think it's really funny how upset Colton gets at being called fat even though he isn't that fat compared to some cows on the farms like the Gunt or even Jim Sterling.
Click to expand...
Could be part of his defence mechanism. Which certain words will trigger, like fat, woke or man. Which is of course everything he is underneath his skinwalker appearance. Any insult can be used, completely ignored until his endocrine ravaged brain spots the magic words. Avoiding the words will get further with him. There is no getting past his hate, thats his personality now, being 30, he is unlikely to change now. 40 is going to devastate him. 41 years, well, you get the point.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Dumb
Reactions: Battyforluv, sixuglymidgets, Nameless One and 5 others
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Maybe if he wants to finally lose his virginity, Colton should switch from the MLP community to the Furry community. I hear those dudes will fuck anything. That blue wolf even eats shit so probably won't mind Colton's aroma.
Click to expand...
Until a furry tangles with him, and goes searching for online dirt and ends up here. Then there will be fursuited callout videos posting his racism. Furfag Colton gets banned from a fur con and the cycle continues.
 
  • Like
  • Dumb
Reactions: Battyforluv, Mankirk, sixuglymidgets and 4 others
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Maybe if he wants to finally lose his virginity, Colton should switch from the MLP community to the Furry community. I hear those dudes will fuck anything. That blue wolf even eats shit so probably won't mind Colton's aroma.
Click to expand...
I think his reputation precedes him. I was at a meeting of the Royal Manticoran Navy where I mentioned the issues with Colton I've been having due to the fact the group has a booth at a con he namedropped in his threatening texts. Now I won't be attending this con, but I was afraid he'd go up to them and tell tall tales and impugn my good name. When asked for the name of the problematic troublemaker, I told them "Amanda Lochmann", and a few of them knew the name.
 
  • Informative
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: Mankirk, Arkin O'Brien, h2_jGX and 12 others
Assistant Manajerk said:
I think his reputation precedes him. I was at a meeting of the Royal Manticoran Navy where I mentioned the issues with Colton I've been having due to the fact the group has a booth at a con he namedropped in his threatening texts. Now I won't be attending this con, but I was afraid he'd go up to them and tell tall tales and impugn my good name. When asked for the name of the problematic troublemaker, I told them "Amanda Lochmann", and a few of them knew the name.
Click to expand...
Out of curiosity, what does Colton actually smell like? You've been near him long enough to know.
 
  • Horrifying
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Battyforluv, Admiral Throbnelius, Mechanical Pencil and 4 others
Axiom the Fucker said:
How far does Colton's history go? I feel like there's just genuine lore lost to time.
Click to expand...
Well, he is infamous in a few circles for his transphobic, misogynistic, and racist bullshit. I do recall a story where he allegedly pushed an FtM to self termination, a tale assumed by a few circles to be legit (I honestly can't attest to the veracity of it in any way).
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Horrifying
Reactions: sixuglymidgets, h2_jGX, The Un-Clit and 6 others
Assistant Manajerk said:
I do recall a story where he allegedly pushed an FtM to self termination, a tale assumed by a few circles to be legit (I honestly can't attest to the veracity of it in any way).
Click to expand...
He's like a more unhinged, less self aware Gordon. Colton already crossed over with Zoey who is connected to Talbott and Pissminge, Coltonverse needs to happen.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Dumb
Reactions: Battyforluv, sixuglymidgets, Admiral Throbnelius and 4 others
Axiom the Fucker said:
He's like a more unhinged, less self aware Gordon. Colton already crossed over with Zoey who is connected to Talbott and Pissminge, Coltonverse needs to happen.
Click to expand...
I really hope that Fatrick crossover happens. Not condoning cowtipping, but the idea of these two screaming at each other would be hilarious. They have enough to disagree on that it might produce more pig rage than this thread.
 
  • Optimistic
  • Agree
  • Dumb
Reactions: Battyforluv, Admiral Throbnelius and Glowie
Schizoid Wife said:
I really hope that Fatrick crossover happens. Not condoning cowtipping, but the idea of these two screaming at each other would be hilarious. They have enough to disagree on that it might produce more pig rage than this thread.
Click to expand...
Just a pipe dream my dear, Tomlinson does not have a foreign account and Colton just spams horse porn, I hope one day though.
 
  • Feels
  • Dumb
Reactions: Battyforluv, The Un-Clit, Admiral Throbnelius and 2 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back