Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Fapcop]

This is such a deal for the fucking dude LMFAO...Get a sucky/handy without having to put in any work. This d00d is gonna get ghosted hard and have a good cry to his fellow Many Men about it soon I am sure of it.

On the bright side, getting used for a quick tug and suck is very, very gay.

Pooner must feel hella affirmed and euphoric!

 

[klarine]

I have no fucking clue what the fuck dysphoria really is, but I'm real fucking sure if I had a dick, and a peehole coming out the middle of it, I would absolutely have dysphoria. What the living fuck.

Current World is so completely fucking insane, I have no idea if we just have front row tickets, or if we're actually on stage with the rest of them.

Think of an extreme form of body dysmorphia fueled by an ideology that says you can actually turn into the other sex. So instead of disliking your breasts because they are too small and wanting a boob job, you think you failed as a woman for not being attractive and the only way to fix it is to morph into a male ;D.

Add porn into the mix (for both pooners and hons) and it turns into the monstrosity we have now.

i even get triggered when hanging out with friends or going fucking grocery shopping thinking all the people around me probably have working genitals.

This made me wheeze, the absolute state of poonerism.

Edit: Just saw that this creature is a hon crying over not being able to coom after he mangled his penis

 

[toilet_rainbow]

It’s effectively creating a Hypospadia which is a very common birth defect in males. The urethral opening falls short of the place it should be and can open out anywhere along the underside (mainly) of the shaft. It’s sometimes just left, but it can be surgically corrected (this is where the baccalaureate graft stuff came from.) notably even in otherwise healthy males, the failure and complication rate of the surgery is high.

So what you have here is a woman, having surgery to look like a man, and ending up with a facsimile of one of the most common birth defects in males. Honk and indeed, honk.

Similarly--

Pictured fully inflated.

LMAO! Her dick hangs its head is disappointment.m

Bet you they don’t even make implants in her horsecock size.

I've heard that massive penises like John Holmes's are seldom fully erect because it's difficult to get enough blood flow into a dick that long. Porn stars that had sex with him stated it felt like they were having sex with a loofah from how squishy it was. Most of the pooners desire gigantic rotdogs. Not being able to shrink/grow as the situation calls and erectile devices not even being intended for them in the first place don't help matters. Maybe that was the largest implant Santucci can find and it's still not enough for the hose of flesh between her legs?

So the pooners are getting "male" features. Just not the sort any true and honest man would desire.

 

[Hubelublub]

Think of an extreme form of body dysmorphia fueled by an ideology that says you can actually turn into the other sex. So instead of disliking your breasts because they are too small and wanting a boob job, you think you failed as a woman for not being attractive and the only way to fix it is to morph into a male

I can't get my head around this dysmorphia concept at all. How are you so invested in disliking parts of your own body? They're there, they're what you've got, so you deal with it and get the fuck on with your day. Who has time to fret about breast size or hair colour?
These retards always just sound very bored to me, and would probably benefit by being first in the next military draft.

One of these would come in mighty handy ...

I hope I'm wearing one of these the next time I see some gay Trans rights march coming through town.

 

[klarine]

I can't get my head around this dysmorphia concept at all. How are you so invested in disliking parts of your own body? They're there, they're what you've got, so you deal with it and get the fuck on with your day. Who has time to fret about breast size or hair colour?

It's something you need to be mentally ill to experience. Similar to body dysmorphia in anorexia and BIID, its not something very rational. Once my brain matured enough that I stopped feeling this type of retardation I also couldn't fully understand what the fuck had happened lol. It really is stupid.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I can't get my head around this dysmorphia concept at all. How are you so invested in disliking parts of your own body? They're there, they're what you've got, so you deal with it and get the fuck on with your day. Who has time to fret about breast size or hair colour?
These retards always just sound very bored to me, and would probably benefit by being first in the next military draft.

I hope I'm wearing one of these the next time I see some gay Trans rights march coming through town.

We need another KiwiFarms t-shirt run with the cute cow-farming Kiwi bird and ‘I probably have working genitals’ on them. I’m guessing it’s a bit too obvious and socially unacceptable though.

Maybe we’ll just have to go the Temu route…

Speaking of the Temu route, a bent duck with a peehole halfway along the underside sure is an interesting tour around male genital defects. I wonder how many more totally necessary and life saving surgeries will be needed until the pooners in question are happy?

(J/k, I know the answer is ‘never’).

Goddamn it @Coo Coo Bird , I almost puked from choking on cake with laughing at that photo. Fucking perfection.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

It's like a baby's arm was snapped in half and healed wrong.

 

[Hubelublub]

We need another KiwiFarms t-shirt run with the cute cow-farming Kiwi bird and ‘I probably have working genitals’ on them. I’m guessing it’s a bit too obvious and socially unacceptable though.

At least 6 months until the next merch run, so plenty of time to brainstorm.

This animal level neurosis is what a lot of these specimens experience instead of what we would call "thinking." It's actually fascinating.

I suspect a lot of them are functionally retarded, as evidenced by how many seem to believe some rolled up thigh fat can plausibly become a dick.

 

[Topaz Eyes]

Buck Angel is a sanctimonious, condescending, clueless little "twue twans" cunt. Nobody should treat anything that comes from her as advice. As well as all that, she is insanely fucking annoying. Blaire is just a terminally online porn sick AGP. Both of them are scum.

I disagree. I think their videos are very helpful to show normie friends who have family that is considering SRS because they do not come off as transphobic or hater but still communicate the risks of stuff like SRS pretty well.

 

[whotfsaidthat]

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pooners be like:
BROOOOOO!!!!!! YOU WON'T EVEN BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!!!!

I decided to give my PENIS the ULTIMATE DRAG QUEEN GLOW UP!!! I'm talkin' a FULL BEAT, honey!!! Foundation, concealer, bronzer, HIGHLIGHT THAT CAN BE SEEN FROM SPACE!!!!!!

Now it's out here with WINGED EYELINER SO SHARP, IT COULD SLICE A DIMENSION!!! BROWS ON FLEEK SO HARD THEY'RE RAISING THE DEAD!!! It’s contouring its abs... LIKE, HOW DOES IT EVEN HAVE ABS?!?!?!

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE LIPS!!!! GLOSSY, PLUMP, LOOKING LIKE IT COULD SMOOCH MOUNTAINS INTO OBLIVION!!!!

It's walking around like the KING OF BEAUTY AND THE UNIVERSE!!!!! FABULOUSNESS IS DRIPPING FROM IT!!! LITERALLY, THERE'S GLITTER EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

Honestly, it's SO MASCULINE NOW, MACHO MAN HIMSELF CALLED AND SAID, "Bro, too much!!!" LET'S JUST SAY, I MIGHT HAVE CREATED A LEGEND!!!

 

[pink cigarettes]

Young fujoshi asks which configuration of genital origami will make gay men attracted to her

"Gay men aren't into vag. Maybe if I mutilate my clitoris and cut my labia it'll help though? Thoughts?"

You mean like this young pooner, who can’t understand why sex isn’t fun?

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Hmm, wonder why?!

"Giving someone else blowjobs doesn't satisfy me sexually, what do?" Lmao. These poor idiots.

 

[Fapcop]

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pooners be like:
BROOOOOO!!!!!! YOU WON'T EVEN BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!!!!

I decided to give my PENIS the ULTIMATE DRAG QUEEN GLOW UP!!! I'm talkin' a FULL BEAT, honey!!! Foundation, concealer, bronzer, HIGHLIGHT THAT CAN BE SEEN FROM SPACE!!!!!!

Now it's out here with WINGED EYELINER SO SHARP, IT COULD SLICE A DIMENSION!!! BROWS ON FLEEK SO HARD THEY'RE RAISING THE DEAD!!! It’s contouring its abs... LIKE, HOW DOES IT EVEN HAVE ABS?!?!?!

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE LIPS!!!! GLOSSY, PLUMP, LOOKING LIKE IT COULD SMOOCH MOUNTAINS INTO OBLIVION!!!!

It's walking around like the KING OF BEAUTY AND THE UNIVERSE!!!!! FABULOUSNESS IS DRIPPING FROM IT!!! LITERALLY, THERE'S GLITTER EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

Honestly, it's SO MASCULINE NOW, MACHO MAN HIMSELF CALLED AND SAID, "Bro, too much!!!" LET'S JUST SAY, I MIGHT HAVE CREATED A LEGEND!!!

Nothing as manly as a few platonic bros sitting and putting makeup on their dick, amirite fellas?

 

[Positron]

Just had stage 2 open book phalloplasty in the Netherlands with DR Kanhai.
What’s open book mean? I’m assuming exactly what it conjures where two flaps of flesh are sewn together, but from where?

I presume "open book" is the technique when the butcher lays open the "phallus", like the two halves of a hotdog bun, overlain by a buccal mucosa graft to create a "urethra". The two halves are to be sewn together in "Stage Two" or "Stage Whatever". We've seen some examples in this thread.

 

[Dr. Butt]

@Deer Warts This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a while and honestly I might wear one. I don't think you could have a bad day while constantly laughing at this thing, it's just so fucking dumb and hilarious.

 

[Fapcop]

Disgusting lamprey rotdog ahoy!

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The lil’ pooners description is spot on.


And of course we also get at least one fembrained “Teehee! Nice penis teehee!”

Another young pooner gets to vent about being “done” with her transition.



Between the lines it’s obvious that this (far too) young lady has a gnawing awareness that it hasn’t been all that she was led to believe, and that she still isn’t any closer to being “her authentic self”.

And she doesn’t have all the surgeries and medical shit to distract her from her actual issues. Comments are a hoot if you’re into women trying to sound wise. And failing.

 

[Deer Warts]

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@Deer Warts This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a while and honestly I might wear one. I don't think you could have a bad day while constantly laughing at this thing, it's just so fucking dumb and hilarious.

So glad you enjoyed! "Probably have working genitals" is the funniest thing I've seen on the farms ever, and I spent an embarrassingly long time crafting my commemorative merch.

I picked a shirt with a rainbow on it specifically and was going to add a classic 70s yellow happy face when it struck me that a rainbow one would be considerably funnier.

 

[Light-Blue Yoshi]

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Do the emojis above the post imply she got balls a year before getting a dick? Just affixed down there and flopping around for a whole year?

 

[batteredpancakes]

deadhorsse had an extended meta 2 months ago. Not only does it look terrible, but now she's struggling with urinary incontinence.
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2 months post-op extended meta w/ Dr. Assi
I had extended meta without vnectomy 2 months ago with Dr. Assi at Vanderbilt. The wound separation I had on the front left side of my scrotum has closed, but the wound separation on the underside is still healing. I feel mostly back to normal besides some restrictions at work which I'll probably no longer need in the next 2 weeks. I'm still not really mentally connecting with my new genitals but I think it'll get better once everything heals; my dick is still swollen, everything is discolored, I still have the wound separation, and there's some granulation that Dr. Assi is wanting to treat with silver nitrate but idk when I'll be able to see him again bc of personal financial stress (it's a long, expensive drive to Nashville).

I still haven't gone back to having sex yet, I'm waiting on the wound separation to close. I haven't used my hole much despite being cleared to do so at 6 weeks post-op, but so far I haven't had much difficulty. It's hard to orgasm but I think that's bc of my dick still being swollen and not having much mobility. I don't have any loss of sensation anywhere luckily.

I've been having urinary problems which have me bummed out, I already struggle with a hypertonic pelvic floor so it's not much of a surprise that surgery and having a catheter for a week would mess me up. I have to piss like every hour and get bad urgency if I wait any longer, and I'm having random mild incontinence. I'm trying to get into pelvic floor physical therapy again but the wait times are awful

Spoiler: Looks like a herniated belly button

 

[Fapcop]

WAT DA FUCK IS THAT?!?

Looks like some kind of weird wart in combination with a bee-sting on the vagina?!

EDIT:

Another unhappy rotdog owner replied to the Miro thread:



“It’s supposed to improve your sexlife, but it ruined mine!”

Imagine thinking that nuking your vagina, burying your clitoris, and stapling a roll of arm flesh onto your wrecked crotch would actually make sex BETTER?!?

Too bad lil’ pooner! It’s almost as if all your fellow pooners and gatekeepers deceived you? But lemme guess. It’s all Dr. Miro’s fault somehow, right?

 

[Dr. Butt]

So glad you enjoyed! "Probably have working genitals" is the funniest thing I've seen on the farms ever, and I spent an embarrassingly long time crafting my commemorative merch.

I picked a shirt with a rainbow on it specifically and was going to add a classic 70s yellow happy face when it struck me that a rainbow one would be considerably funnier.

I came back to the thread to like this post and am laughing at the shirt some more now.