Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

CoolGuyHitler said:
only pervert like dobson can think of a story where a dude fucks a monkey
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- An orphan baby winds up in a gorilla pen at a zoo due to bizarre circumstances, but the gorillas treat the child as a monkey and try to teach it the ways of their people. The child learns to escape the pens and the monkeys are a constant source of problems for the intrepid zookeepers. Shenanigans ensue.
- A couple adopts a child, but, GASP, it turns out they accidentally adopted a monkey that they vow to love and raise as if it were their human baby. Shenanigans ensue.
- A laboratory working on new kinds of vaccines accidentally makes a human/monkey hybrid by mistake. The courts declare the hybrid has all the legal rights of a human, despite also having monkey behavior. Our fish out of water protagonist goes on an epic journey to track down the DNA used to make them, trying to locate their human father and monkey mother somewhere in the world. Shenanigans ensue.

Any of these would have the same potential for jokes, and even for drama. But no, Dobbo had to go with "Janitor fucks a monkey" because when you're enough of a pervert, you can't even remember if you're being gross or not.
 
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Mechanical Hugbox said:
Tbf this could work in a kids cartoon like universe where monkeys and humans are basically on equal footing and they never bring up the details
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Kind of like how in CatDog, it's not explained how a cat/dog fusion happened, and doesn't give details of how an animal with two mouths and no asses manages to defecate.
 
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A sane person's reaction to being told that not all men are rapists:
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Dibdob's reaction to the same sentiment:
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Taily Puff said:
- An orphan baby winds up in a gorilla pen at a zoo due to bizarre circumstances, but the gorillas treat the child as a monkey and try to teach it the ways of their people. The child learns to escape the pens and the monkeys are a constant source of problems for the intrepid zookeepers. Shenanigans ensue.
- A couple adopts a child, but, GASP, it turns out they accidentally adopted a monkey that they vow to love and raise as if it were their human baby. Shenanigans ensue.
- A laboratory working on new kinds of vaccines accidentally makes a human/monkey hybrid by mistake. The courts declare the hybrid has all the legal rights of a human, despite also having monkey behavior. Our fish out of water protagonist goes on an epic journey to track down the DNA used to make them, trying to locate their human father and monkey mother somewhere in the world. Shenanigans ensue.

Any of these would have the same potential for jokes, and even for drama. But no, Dobbo had to go with "Janitor fucks a monkey" because when you're enough of a pervert, you can't even remember if you're being gross or not.
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Patrick Buttman said:
Kind of like how in CatDog, it's not explained how a cat/dog fusion happened, and doesn't give details of how an animal with two mouths and no asses manages to defecate.
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You just know somewhere, some TV producer is sitting on a slush pile filled with pitches for shows that high-lar-iously deconstruct old cartoons. Preferably involving two guys sitting on a couch watching cartoons.
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Taily Puff said:
... Dobbo had to go with "Janitor fucks a monkey" because when you're enough of a pervert, you can't even remember if you're being gross or not.
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Dobson is just like another avant gard creator when it comes to storytelling. Derek Savage, creator of "Cool Kat Saves The Kids" where he plays the role of the father of a hideous fursuiter Cool Cat ™ and guess who is the mother?

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"Great" minds do think alike.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
For someone who hates trolls, he sure likes to do it himself. Unless he's actually being serious here...

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I find it hilarious how surprised he seems by this.

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Now I'm curious as to how that '96-'06 gap was like. If his current artt's of any indication, probably not good, but I'd love to see it regardless.

Also, when it comes to Dobson and his brand of feminism, I abide by this- "Assume serious until otherwise noted."
 
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