2024 Halloween Merch Run

[Barbarella]

Well, that's two of us. 98 more to go.

I’m posting it in Beauty parlor threads, I’m not sure people pay attention if it isn’t highlighted.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Nool knew just what I needed this year after having to toss my two favorite zip ups last season after the zippers gave up on life.

I would like a fitted women's T but it seems holding my breath on that would be retarded, lol.

 

[Tomato flowers]

Up to 68 on the women’s tee now!!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Hope the MATI trick or treat hamster design isn't placed weirdly (too low or too high) on the sweatshirt. I feel like the shape of the design would look best about chest level

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thank you Dear Leader for putting all of this together

you just want one hamster per boob, admit it.

the next tiktok craze is going to be large chested women wearing too-small kiwi farms merch, calling it now.

 

[Hubelublub]

the next tiktok craze is going to be large chested women wearing too-small kiwi farms merch, calling it now.

I can tell you've got your lube ready and everything.

 

[Overly Serious]

All this talk about women not buying, but why would a man not buy this for the woman in his life? What better way to say "I love you" than Kiwi merch?

 

[Hubelublub]

All this talk about women not buying, but why would a man not buy this for the woman in his life? What better way to say "I love you" than Kiwi merch?

Optimistic that male kiwis even know a woman.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

All this talk about women not buying, but why would a man not buy this for the woman in his life? What better way to say "I love you" than Kiwi merch?

That's exactly what the women want, though. Next thing you know, you are happily in love, then married, then have kids, and live a happy and fulfilling life. That's how they get you. How are you gonna be mad at the internet then?

 

[Overly Serious]

Optimistic that male kiwis even know a woman.

Oh we know plenty of women. The difficulty is finding that perfect diamond who is also a Kiwi.

That's exactly what the women want, though. Next thing you know, you are happily in love, then married, then have kids, and live a happy and fulfilling life. That's how they get you. How are you gonna be mad at the internet then?

Darn women tricking us with happiness.

 

[Hubelublub]

Oh we know plenty of women

I don't think your mum and her friends from pilates are keen.

 

[Overly Serious]

I don't think your mum and her friends from pilates are keen.

The whole early 2000's "oh we're on the Internet we must be nerds" thing is pretty outdated. Null would know the demographics better but I think the average user here is probably mid-thirties or up and I see more conversations here about people's families than I do being single. Null said at one point the average sign-up was a woman in her forties as we got refugees from Mumsnet and similar. But eh, whatever. I was just making a joke/semi-joke about buying one as a gift.

 

[Hubelublub]

The whole early 2000's "oh we're on the Internet we must be nerds" thing is pretty outdated. Null would know the demographics better but I think the average user here is probably mid-thirties or up and I see more conversations here about people's families than I do being single. Null said at one point the average sign-up was a woman in her forties as we got refugees from Mumsnet and similar. But eh, whatever. I was just making a joke/semi-joke about buying one as a gift.

Playful joshin' around is only ok when we do it. No girls allowed.

 

[Chocola]

I thought about 40% of people on this site are women... feels like it anyway

 

[SP:OP]

Wife and I are planning on buying a zip up of each design. I'm assuming we just wait for the announcement to order?

 

[Lidl Drip]

We all know jokes and women are two things that don't go together.

More like you moids can deal it out by joking about "lol gorlz here are FAT" but can't take it when a woman gives you the same energy back. So fragile.

 

[CoolFool]

I'm not against female shirts, the problem I have with them is that they vary so much from brand to brand, while it seems male cuts are more or less the same across the board. It's just easier to take a chance on a male/unisex shirt than a female one, especially with a brand I've never heard of.

I thought about 40% of people on this site are women... feels like it anyway

I'm actually curious about this myself. Some boards make KF feel like it's 80% female, while others make it feel like a giant sausage fest. I've always guessed KF was like 30% female, not including the troon posters.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

More like you moids can deal it out by joking about "lol gorlz here are FAT" but can't take it when a woman gives you the same energy back. So fragile.

Thank you for proving my point lol.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

I must now acquire frens' shirt sizes for giftery

 

[Hubelublub]

The thing is, if we can drum up 100 women who want a women's cut, it won't remove anyone's ability to still buy the men's cut. You always have the choice to buy the clothes that suit your body and your preferences; I just want the same for me and other women.

In looking at the website, both tshirt cuts (the 3600 and the 3900) are made from the exact same material.
The only exception is that the women's cuts only go up to 3XL, while the men's/unisex go up to 6XL, probably because men are fat.
I can't find an indication that the women's cuts are being made from an inferior material, but if anyone can find it, do post it.
Perhaps the cost for the women's might be a few dollars more due to cut complexity, but again, this isn't going to stop any woman from still ordering the men's cut. Nothing will change for them.

Having the numbers for both men's and women's cuts can only benefit kiwifarmers, and Null.

 

[Tropical Cock Man]

I’ve got an idea, why doesn’t Dear Feeder do a production run of Men’s t shirts in both designs and size 7XL mumu’s for all the kweens on beauty parlour?