Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Long-time Lurker]

But he was at least living in one of the nicest places in Mexico, in Merida, which is more like a suburb of a typical American hellhole city than a real Mexican city.

Given how everyone misspells 'Rekieta' to the point where I assume it is intentional, I have been assuming everyone has been misspelling "mierda" to describe where Ralph lives.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Almost six thousand five hundred pages of Nick being a cuck faggot. How embarrassing.

Everything before 950 is non-canon.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Everything before 950 is non-canon.

He would only be half as interesting without the origin story.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I wonder what would happen if you put the text in this thread into that AI podcast maker.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I wonder what would happen if you put the text in this thread into that AI podcast maker.

It would kill itself.

 

[Soapmore]

I wonder what would happen if you put the text in this thread into that AI podcast maker.

There would be a lot of synthetic NPR people talking about cucks and faggotry.

 

[owed to joy]

The origin story;

"Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall." — Proverbs 16:18

 

[LiquidKid]

I wonder what would happen if you put the text in this thread into that AI podcast maker.

Already done here
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19400492

 

[ChromaQuack]

The origin story;

"Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall." — Proverbs 16:18

Yeah but do you have the PAWverbs version? That one would be more topical.

 

[MeltyTW]

Already done here
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19400492

The ai actually sounds more down to earth and human than alot of slopmakers

 

[Nod Flenders]

The ai actually sounds more down to earth and human than alot of slopmakers

Nick getting felted by AI is pure kino.

 

[Shitting_Dick_Nipples]

Damn he’s been pretty quiet now huh? Anyone remember how long it took him to start yapping again after the arrest? I remember that being a long period of radio silence too

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Maybe he himself in the head a bit too hard in a fit of tard rage and knocked himself out

 

[AnOminous]

They all had a special nickname, too. Aaron was The Pugilist (because he boxes & wont let anyone forget it) & April was Valkyrie (lord knows what crack they smoked for that to happen) & Nick was CHAOS (yes, seriously.) Kayla’s special qover girl name is still unknown, or Aaron wasn’t willing to say it, which is my read on the matter.

Aaron was the PUG, because he's a bugeyed nerd, Nick was the FAGGOT because he sucks DICK, Kayla was the WHORE, and April was the OTHER WHORE.

 

[TherapyMan]

I have no idea, actually. Nick's incredibly bizarre behavior may have lots of completely unpredictable ramifications for him. He's repeatedly personally insulted virtually everyone in the process, made no attempts to appear repentant, and seems to think he can just get away with anything, and anyone who says well, nope, that isn't the case, they're just literal morons

It all depends on the level of bullshit the prosecution is willing to put up with this weird freak.

I agree, it's really impossible to predict anymore.

Few people—outside those who commit additional crimes—have done so much post-indictment to worsen their own stance and ability to bargain as Nick. The State has basically all the leverage here and it all comes down whether the prosecution cares about Nick's belligerence in this otherwise fairly unremarkable drug prosecution. Nick's life could become very hard or very easy depending on how the prosecution handles that.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

God, with the court update and all the new content its only making me want more, I need more of this retards fuckups! I know it's before noon on a thursday nick but you've been working real hard pal and you deserve a drink! crank up that stream and let the people know who's in charge and enjoy a nice whiskey! You've earned it!

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's life could become very hard or very easy depending on how the prosecution handles that.

The one thing that will never become very hard for Nick again is his Balldo crippled dick.

 

[Law]

From Aaron’s first interview with Kino Casino, he described the Qover as Kayla’s idea initially, because they run cover (hide their cuck parties) for eachother & there’s four of them, quadruple. Cover plus quadruple equals Qover.

I've been pronouncing it "Quo-ver", as in, "it's so qover ".

Yeah but do you have the PAWverbs version? That one would be more topical.

"Arf arf you fucked up"

 

[Can of Spam]

Congratulations to Nick Cuckieta, the Cock Sucking King, on 6500 pages of absolute buck breaking on the Kiwi Farms!

Keep earning those W's and maybe your Kiwi bull might let you stream again.

Enjoy a totally-nonalcoholic drink to help with the shakes as you cross another milestone, Rackets!



P.S.: You still owe $300 to Montagraph, pay up or you definitely won't be allowed to stream again!

 

[3MMA]

I'd still say a big part of Balldo's day is watching content about himself and sending a lot of shower messages to massage the narrative.

That’s a perfect phrase to describe what Nick does when shower texting these (practicing) streamers he knows.

I must. Massage. The narrative. I. Don’t. Want. To massage. The narrative. But. I have to. Massage. The. Narrative. Because no one else. Will. You guys know. Nothing. Jeez.

The origin story;

"Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall." — Proverbs 16:18

The Cuckpope speaks!

Uhhm. Ahctually, it goes a lil something like this:

“Bulls go before husbands, for the husband is a CHAOS spirit before a fall.” - Cuckverbs 69:420