"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

dick tha master said:
Receeding hairline.
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That explains everything.
 
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Merry said:
Making a diluted fruit juice version of this for my future parties now that I know it won't kill the guests

Cheers
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Just leaving out the everclear and replacing it with more fruit juice or sprite will reduce the ABV by something close to 2/5, so yeah, that would be easy to do
 
Tom's smug "welcome to being an adult" makes me MATI because being a cheater is a sign of low self-control, the opposite of how adults are expected to act. You could be real optimistic and think he actually meant that we shouldn't be surprised to find a lot of assholes in the real world, but if that's the case it's still weird that he was so unrepentant about being one himself.
 
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Music suggestion for the outro of one of the next MATI streams:


I know you played another Webby Track a few years back (I think it was the song "Inappropriate"), but idk how much you follow the man, this new song is pretty banger and quite funny in relation to "current year" politics.

Hope you like it!
 
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New scam to talk about, if someone wants to dig.

With the advent of Apple Gay and similar things for shopping, more and more merchants are quietly tacking on some faggot company like "Navidium Shipping Protection" or "Route Package Protection" - where they guilt you into paying $3 or $5 or whatever for some faggot "insurance" that likely won't ever pay out, and then try to pretend that it is on YOU if your shit never arrives.

Super gay, watch out for it. Reddit has lots of talk about how it's scam. The FCC should crawl up their ass for adding it automatically and for it being worthless shit.

https://old.reddit.com/r/ManyBagger...s_anyone_needed_navidium_purchase_protection/ https://archive.is/Y2IIS
 
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DSP for president 2032 said:
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WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUDDYYYYYYY

Are we aware that Alex (((Rosen))) the Predator Poacher uses his little brother as live bait when sexting pedophiles?

I was curious about him since he caught The Kino Casino's head Discord moderator (source: Ethan Ralph, so it's not true). One thing that stood out to me is that (((Rosen))) doesn't show any chat logs. This is curious to me, because the best part of To Catch a Predator was hearing Hansen read classic lines like "I want you to fuck your cat" and "I like rape." Could it be that he's not showing them because the logs would show him baiting them with his own family?
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The thing I find the craziest about Alex is he's only 24.
He does turn over chat logs to law enforcement btw
 
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ShotgunTasteTester said:
My wife follows the zoomer sektur and recently expressed interest in watching mati, I've been watching mati since the beginning and following the sektur since gamergate. All of the content from the years has melded together and just formed a (semi)cancerous mass in my brain where I can't remember what episode is which anymore, so I ask of your opinions, what mati episode is the best?
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My absolute favorites are the Pro-Ana halloween stream and the Honey Boo-Boo halloween special. the halloween streams just hit different.
 
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dick tha master said:
He's 24!?!
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Yep, call it ass-kissing if you want, but I watch his videos sometimes, and I'm genuinely impressed with how he gets people to confess to crimes in front of the police. The majority of his stings involve people who confess to having CP. It's not just them meeting up with someone they thought was 12. In a lot of states, if no minor is involved, there's no crime being committed. So, what they do is they get the pedo to admit to having CP to the police. He has over 30 convictions. It's interesting watching how Alex wears them down.
 
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ShotgunTasteTester said:
My wife follows the zoomer sektur and recently expressed interest in watching mati, I've been watching mati since the beginning and following the sektur since gamergate. All of the content from the years has melded together and just formed a (semi)cancerous mass in my brain where I can't remember what episode is which anymore, so I ask of your opinions, what mati episode is the best?
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My recommendation is the tranch stream, both because it’s a fantastic topic that has it all, and the MATI episodes that follow it are the majority of the Ralph saga. That’s some peak era MATI right there.
 
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>be 21 years old
>millionaire
>respected YouTuber
>wardrobe fresh out of a 2007 mall
>still can't get a girlfriend who won't cheat on him
>"Uhm, actually, getting cucked by my hoe means I'm a mature adult and have graduated into adulthood, you dumb kids!"

Very based. Seems clear-cut to me: Turkey Tom insists that all of his girlfriends are our girlfriends too from now on. Also, he's setting off my gaydar with the make-up he's starting to wear like the eyeliner (almost looks like faint mascara too).

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Shame about those eyebrows, though.
 
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Harm said:
Very based. Seems clear-cut to me: Turkey Tom insists that all of his girlfriends are our girlfriends too from now on.
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No thanks. You people can have them.
Harm said:
he's setting off my gaydar with the make-up he's starting to wear like the eyeliner (almost looks like faint mascara too).
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That's the only thing that sets off your gaydar about him? Really? Have you seen how he acts? Remember how he used to dress?

His previous (joking?) admission of bisexuality, also Destiny.

(He claims that he doesn't wear mascara tho.)
Harm said:
Shame about those eyebrows, though.
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Too bad he can't Cook, he would've made some nice kebabs.

(I'm ready for those autistic stickers.)
 
dick tha master said:
That's the only thing that sets off your gaydar about him? Really? Have you seen how he acts? Remember how he used to dress?

His previous (joking?) admission of bisexuality, also Destiny.

(He claims that he doesn't wear mascara tho.)
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That's all Zoomers though. They (apparently) either go full tilt MAN and age exponentially fighting the pedophile menace or they act gay in a effort to not be cancelled by the woke mob.
 
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