Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Kier Starmer]

We are just hurpling into the 560s

like a beanbag in a hurry.

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

View attachment 6456151The filters AND the colorful lights gave up.

For a moment I thought I was on the foodie beauty thread and this was a picture of our pious muslimah getting her picture taken at a dimly lit shisha bar.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber rented the van because Momma and StepDadlynn are gonna move out her shit for her and either keep it or donate it to their church.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

View attachment 6456151The filters AND the colorful lights gave up.

That bar/club/whatever looks fucking deserted, though it's not surprising that the three stooges would pick a midweek night to go out when there will be less people there to point and laugh.

As an aside, do you think the staff need to put down a wet floor sign after Amber's laaaaeeeeyrgs leak snail slime everywhere??

 

[Morticia Addams]

View attachment 6456151The filters AND the colorful lights gave up.

You know she had to stand up the whole time because no way was she fitting into ANY of those seats, or even a booth (unless they remove the table). I wonder how long she lasted on those laygs?

 

[Suspicious Activity]

So sleazy. Much desperation. Mostly selfishness.

• Coerces mum to drive ungodly hours and hours purely for her convenience.
• Forces CATS to endure 19 hrs in a confined space, scared and out of territory!!! They hate being out of territory and I don’t believe for one minute that they “settled quickly” or “immediately” or whatever she said….rubbish.
• Such stupidity. This isn’t love. This is desperation and she’s putting potentially three other lives into turmoil. Emily will feed! That’s pathological. Her daughter and the father will no doubt be thrilled at the intrusion of a behemoth in their lives. Great idea for all involved.

Amber cannot enjoy her own company because she’s foul and she knows it. She numbs it all by consuming food and crap and more worrying, clinging to the first human that shows her attention and sucks up to her enormous arse.

If we get a feeder arc, I’m all for it. Go for it, Emily I wish you Godspeed. Just keep your kid well away. Maybe dad will cover for this mess and be the rock for his child.
Oh, Amber. This is, to me, the lowest you’ve sunk for a while. At least show care to the pets and let them travel in the most comfortable and quick way…..not just because YOU want to do it the easy way.

The animal treatment subtly (or not so) shows she doesn’t care.

But hey, we knew all this. It’s just horrible watching her be so blatant, uncaring, stupid (yes, stupid) and still doing duck face and thinking she’s gods gift to all the lesbians….all of them. Cow.

But maybe this new chapter will be interesting. Will we get a feeder to bedbound arc? Will we meet the kid? How will the pets deal…..and no, I don’t believe the statement Emily put out that the cats “settled very quickly”….or similar…….NO THEY DONT. Cats settle slowly at their own modest pace. They’ll hide. They’ll slowly embark upon reconnaissance…….out one way….stop. Retrace. Out another way…..retrace back to central…..base. They explore almost like a grid search. Watch them!

They do not “settle in immediately/quickly….whatever she chose to spout into the ether. Stop lying about your cruelty. This was a big, traumatic move for the cats. Twinkie will be great. I hope she’s having fun smelling all the new smells and people. Godspeed Twinkie.

Rarity and Wasabi, …..please blink in morse code if you need help.

I haven’t posted here for a long time but this animal (maybe not quite ‘abuse’) but complacency……”oh, they’ll be fine. They have food and a litter tray”…….
Fantastic. Just lovely for them. 19 hours of sleeping on a shelf above your stinky litter.

Maybe the pets will be fine. Amber’s cats must have developed a certain superpower….not to be dead by the end of the day after confinement, dubious food, unpleasant human smells and probably Stockholm Syndrome.
…..be cats. Snooze. Eat. Flop wherever, whenever in the most annoying places. I hope Emily’s child is excited and gentle with those cats. They can’t be worse than the Lesbians. Rarity and Wasabi may make some wonderful new owners. Yeah….rainbows. But cats deserve rainbows if possible. Twinkie (dumb but loves everyone) will be happy wherever.

Our pets and the way we treat them. Our relationships with our pets show who we are as people. Our character and our deep character. I will judge you upon your friendships and relationships with your animal friends.

 

[Chococat3012]

The catfishing between these two holy shit! I didn't even realize at first that was Alexis. Omg they're disgusting. Wisconsin lezzies sorry this is your dating pool bleck!
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Amber looks smaller than her here

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

At least show care to the pets and let them travel in the most comfortable and quick way…..not just because YOU want to do it the easy way.

The fact that Twinkie didn't even GET some kind of travel container, she was just left in the back of a rented van on a dog bed on the floor irks me. I know some people may disagree, but I strongly believe that ALL pets should be secured in a moving vehicle. Can you imagine if they crashed? Twinkie would have turned into a real star when she flew out of the windshield because she wasn't strapped in.

Will we get a feeder to bedbound arc? Will we meet the kid?

I have a feeling our favourite lesbian is going to be bedbound pretty soon too as she's already resembling 2019 Amber. I did actually look at some comparison pictures and I'm 100% she's BIGGER now than she was back in 19. As for the kid it's been mentioned before that she lives with dad (thank God), so HOPEFULLY that means Amber can't try and weasel her greasy, stubby fingers into their relationship.

Fantastic. Just lovely for them. 19 hours of sleeping on a shelf above your stinky litter.

Can you imagine? 19 hours just sat smelling your own (and your siblings) shit and piss, right next to the food and water you also have to drink. But it's ok guys! It was expensive water, she clearly thinks throwing money at animals is gonna excuse her emotional neglect.

Also, where did Tommy mention about the cats settling? I can't seem to find it - I think I'm blocked on her Instagram anyway. Hopefully they have, but cats aren't ones to settle within a week. We all know Twinkie will be happy wherever, her single brain cell that she shares with Amber only allows her to experience happiness even if she's being left in the back of a vehicle moving 60+ mph unsecured.

 

[Lard]

We are just hurpling into the 560s

like a beanbag in a hurry.

Remember when she’d pack her industrial car parts scale, to keep her gunt in check for her “Lexington doordash vacations”?
Not Slommi’s house.. next time Al weighs in it’ll be in the ER or residential care cos her lymphadema layg gives out.. Slom hiding in the corner flicking one out as they hoist Al up on a crane scale.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

We are just hurpling into the 560s

The 560s are in the rear view mirror.

Our pets and the way we treat them. Our relationships with our pets show who we are as people. Our character and our deep character. I will judge you upon your friendships and relationships with your animal friends.

Semper Fi.

Twinkie would have turned into a real star when she flew out of the windshield because she wasn't strapped in.

Especially if she cannoned off Amber's head on the way, Unsecured backseat passengers have killed front seat passengers whilst being ejected.

As for Amber and relationships, I rediscovered this historical gem by accident:

YouNow-Kasey Speaks Out - Recordings​

A three page thread with great videos of Amber's ex spilling the beans on her. Well worth a look.
ETA: Can't link because Spergatory. Search it, you won't regret it.

 

[dfranki723]

''Settling in'' most likely means ''found spots to hide away and cower in''.
Never mind going out with your fat ass, ugly friends and leaving them alone.

Also, as other people have said, Alexis is fucking hideous. Emily isn't Hamber's match, Alexis is. I imagine her new girlfriend must be as trashy and sad as she is because who the fuck would watch that dramatic behaviour (and weeping over ALR) and think ''yeah that is girl I wanna be with''.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Now I'll state that pets can adjust to absolute chaos.

Spoiler: Pet Sperg about Parrots

So I have an African Grey. He is a middle-aged shit at this point. He also bucks all expectations of his species.

If you read the literature, these neurotic little fluff-butts are supposed to be feather-plucking machines who will self-mutilate at any sudden change in their environments. New toy? Goodbye to feathers! New baby? No more feathers! New pet? Fuck feathers! Cage moved 2 feet to the left? What are feathers!!

But I got my bird when I was a junior Sailor and on rotating shift work. He got used to the chaos of having no set schedule VERY swiftly. Oh, people are home? I get attention! People aren't home? I have all the toys in the world to destroy! New things appear constantly!! Cage moves every couple of years! New states! New environment! Oh look, jesses on the feet so I can go outside and fly on a lead! PetSmart visitations! Interacting with strangers! Cats to boss around! MORE TOYS! Oh, my owner's on deployment? I have a pet sitter who spoils me fucking rotten! Weeeeee!!!! Nobody's here? I have television (or the modern day equivalent, an iPad running Parrot Town livestreams so he has his birdie friends to hang out with). Just NO to the vet every year, because apparently vets are the devil. He is a good boy though in that he doesn't chomp their fingers to smithereens. (That said, I do all of his claw trimming at home because otherwise he'll try and eviscerate the techs that have to deal with him. The only time the vet did it, they had to use kangaroo leather falconry gloves to hold him without risk of injury.)

So the whole 'introduce your bird to a new toy by placing it across the room, then move it closer and closer over the course of the week as to not scare him' advice of every fucking book on these feathery assholes isn't applicable. If I don't give him his new toy, he will shriek his face off and cuss my out until it's in his cage so he can rip it to shreds and proclaim that he's a good boy and he wants peanuts.

Because he'd been in an influx but very loving and accommodating environment for the first 20 years of his life, he's actually come out as a very emotionally stable bird who hasn't bothered plucking a single feather in his life, which his species is very, very known for - it's their primary captive stress response. Instead, he is very loving, very sociable, very protective of his people (you do NOT make the goblin wince if you don't want a fucking bird with tin-snips on his face coming at you) and very interactive, and loves nothing more than to come down to be with the people-flock, watching television, having nonsense conversations with the family, eating snacks and destroying his bird-stand toys.

I firmly believe that pets are individualistic in their personalities and not all of them follow the standard ebb and flow of the expectations of their species. Some may settle in to chaotic upheavals in their lives rather swiftly, some will not. It all depends on their upbringing and the treatment they receive from their owners.

I believe that her pets are so used to being ignored, moved around, neglected and forgotten about that they 'adjust' quickly. Wasabi hides as he always does and isn't seen for months except for when he slinks out for food and to take a shit. Rarity seeks out any form of interaction due to her being a female cat and having typical bonding needs that are normally satiated by an owner when a feline isn't part of a colony, only to come up empty and desperate for bonding because AL is busy eye-fucking herself recording or drooling while scrolling her socials/playing cellphone games. Twonk lays like a loaf with no will to live, relishing the familiarity of the stench of her favorite pillows she lays on.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

she clearly thinks throwing money at animals is gonna excuse her emotional neglect

Much in the same way that she believes throwing money at her girlfriends caretakers will force them to stay with her.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

YouNow-Kasey Speaks Out - Recordings​

A three page thread with great videos of Amber's ex spilling the beans on her. Well worth a look.
ETA: Can't link because Spergatory. Search it, you won't regret it.

Um... you can link from spergatory - cut and paste isn't disabled. Here's the link for the thread you mentioned:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/younow-kasey-speaks-out.38892/

You can even create quotes and paste the link from the comment. The quote box is an option in the post creation toolbar (in the same grouping as the insert image tool). There's just no button to directly quote, nor can you highlight and right-click to quote. Also, people can't click on the name in the quote in order to be taken directly to the original post.

(individual post link is found by clicking on this thingy):

For example (near the bottom of page 1):

IDEK said:
So I was curious about it. Since he was 16 and Amber was 18 at the time, even the law sees Amber as the rapist even if she was the one being raped (which we all know isn’t true). The age of consent in Arizona (where the incident happened) is 18.

link: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/younow-kasey-speaks-out.38892/post-3005049

You can also take screenshots from spergatory. Just make sure to insert it as a thumbnail (or even just leave it at the bottom of the post for others to open it), or it can make the page load slower.
For example (on page 2):

I'm just mentioning this because as a great warrior once said "One does not simply walk into SPERGATORY. It's black gates are guarded by more than just NULL; there is an AUTISM there that does not sleep"... or something like that. No, seriously, I don't know if this affects other accounts, but I can't see it in the list whenever I look for it, nor can I search for titles that I know are in there. I can usually only find it by searching for comments containing the word spergatory, and then finding a comment that says Forum: spergatory at the end (and then have to scan a thread page by page to find it). In fact - for me at least - searching " YouNow-Kasey Speaks Out - Recordings" ONLY listed your comment. And when I searched for titles, nothing came up. It's much easier to click a link or type in a URL than to have to go on a quest.


Okay, I'll try to bring this back on topic:

I wonder what sort of kitchen appliance, or brand of bottled soda, will be eventually thrown at Amber by Emily’s daughter. Our gorl isn’t going to break her pattern of having an aggressive. toxic relationship with her GF’s family … even if it’s a child. Whatever it is, I hope it leaves a bruise.

I'm not encouraging violence, for we are an evolved species capable of choosing our behaviours and controlling our emotions.... but if that kiddo absolutely CRANGS Ambo in the dome with a k-cup holder, the responsible adults in the room damn well better get it on camera this time. Oh, and keep filming while she's bawling like a toddler throwing the most epic of tantrums... while demanding someone carry a table over to her so she can try to pull herself back up again.

 

[Cherry Pie]

Amber cannot enjoy her own company because she’s foul and she knows it. She numbs it all by consuming food and crap and more worrying, clinging to the first human that shows her attention and sucks up to her enormous arse.

And remember how long that took. The months of increasingly desperate fatfishing, putting on her fake personality she adopts when she's single cuz she knows people would run screaming from her otherwise, etc. I think she was genuinely shocked that she couldn't pull anyone. No one wanted her. And even now, the only human alive who will even give her the time of day is a feeder who couldn't give a crap about Amber. Personality, interests, compatibility, none of that matters. She only sees a big fat piece of shit she can stuff to death just like the last one. Frankly, it's the best match for the hambeast I can think of.

Our pets and the way we treat them. Our relationships with our pets show who we are as people. Our character and our deep character. I will judge you upon your friendships and relationships with your animal friends.

Agreed. I've sperged about animals a few times on here, it's easy to tell what kind of person someone is based on how they treat animals. And I don't mean not liking cats or dogs, you can have whatever preference you want, but if you have flippant disregard for the animals in your care, you are a cunt. Full stop. Looking at animals as nothing but accessories or unfeeling things who have no inherent value, is peak cuntyness.

 

[Neko GF]

first few days in wisconsin with my girlfriend!!!!​

(09/26/2024)

Original:

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=cD5DHPw6L_g

Spoiler: Local Archive (480p):

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She’s already starting to sound like she “taaaawwks Wiscaaaaaahsen”.

Boy she started that Bs fast this time

 

[dfranki723]

Straight in with the feeding and fake laughter.

Imagine being a 33 year old woman and needing* a step to get into car simply because you're so fucking gargantuan.
Hm, what happened to not dating smokers Fambo? Dear me.

Oh for fucksake, why is she near another cat?

That's the unimpressed (but trying to hide it) face of a woman who now realises she has another living creature to compete with.

Annnnd it ends with more fake laughter. Gross and fat.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

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Gracie's ghost better be looking out for that poor thing

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

first few days in wisconsin with my girlfriend!!!!​

(09/26/2024)

Original:

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=cD5DHPw6L_g

Spoiler: Local Archive (480p):

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Her showing why her purse digs into her neck? Which neck, she has about 8.

I wonder if it's because she's severely overweight instead of all the novelty crap and coins she keeps in it, no, how silly of me to suggest that,

Also, 6:20, I beg that whoever 'paparazzi'd them posts it here for us to see. Exclusive content of Ambie that she has no control of how she's perceived in it? yes, please.

Don't understand why Slommy tried to win a pig, she's got one for free standing right next to her.

Finally - has anybody else caught onto that strange British accent that Amber keeps doing? It keeps jumpscaring me whenever she does it, is this some new quirk she's adopted?

Hopefully we don't have a Grace 2.0 situation with this new cat, poor thing doesn't even know what it's been signed up for.