If he weren't all in on the Barneswalker's Frank's hearing challenge he would have done a Yaniv and made a vietnamese woman give him a full body wax to hide the evidence as well as shaving his head. Go full Judge Holden (but emaciated, effeminate, and weak)
I am now half convinced that the Franks thing was Nick's idea. The client gets a lot of say in the legal strategy used by their lawyer, and I am now starting to theorize that Nick may have exercised that control. The Barneswalker slipped in a lot of different things inside his Franks argument, like a motion to suppress evidence and a few other motions, but at the end of the day he had to argue what Nick wanted him to argue. With Nick going on stream and talking about how he won a Franks hearing in the past (he didn't, but he did get the chance to have a Franks hearing), I wonder if Nick walked into his office and said, "You need to make a Franks challenge."
I bet his 16 year old son chopped down the internet at the Balldobunker. The court basically named him Nick's legal guardian because Nick is an alcoholic cokehead with holes in his brain. His son probably saw Nick wandering around chugging a liquor bottle in-between punching himself in the head, so the kid unplugged the router and took the tripod to prevent the family embarassment from screeching at judges and cops until he passed out. Nick is probably afraid of his son because he's a skinny malnourished twig and is a cowardly cuckold. His son made Nick submit to the demands of the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil (KKK) and be a good little slave.
If the eldest son has the tripod he's the best armed person in the house. The boy's will is the only one that could possibly supersede that of the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil.
That haircut was diabolical. Makes me cackle each time it pops up.
One thing of notice to me, April's appearance on Youtube videos is also checked. Hot tub courtroom viewings will amuse me.
Hopefully viewing the hot tub stream will get everyone involved the death penalty and the good folks of Kandiyohi County will call it a day.
It still cracks me up that Nick Rekieta became a Nazi in his attempt to remove the evidence of his cocaine use.
July? I wish I can see it in my wife.
Maybe for the 5K gift Nick will compromise and instead stab himself with each of the knives on livestream. That would be a gift everyone could enjoy!
I'm sure he's so buck-broken he'll lick the boot and take plea deal because he doesn't have the balls to take it to trial and win easily like a true chad practicing lawyer.
You can't trust a stranger to be a good parent but you can trust Nick to be a bad parent.
To be fair, meth was the Nazi's drug of choice.
you know i never really thought about it, but i guess balldo really is so fucked that he has no choice but to pay April's legal fees. she can't afford it on her own and he knows if he doesn't she'll take a plea deal in a second and he can't have that.
Death by a thousand cuts or in this case 6 big legal fees.
