Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
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Lol you can just look at this weenie and tell he’s a fucking faggot. Gay face has taken its final form in Spicer, MN.

The image on its own looks pretty silly. Knowing the context made it hit a bit differently for me when I posted it.

The way Nick's face changed completely, in less than a second, and then instantly fell back into place after suicide-baiting bodes ill for recovery (as if that were still in the cards).

The whole thing is a bit surreal as Nick seems to be gaslighting even himself.

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Don't trust your lying eyes and all that...
 
"SEEAAN! Null's opinion is wrong! SEEAAN!

Null doesn't understand social cues SEEAAN!

They say I commit crimes SEEAAN!

They said I abuse my family SEEAAN!

Null won't reply to me SEEAAN!
(he did later sadly)

We are fighting for no reason SEEAAN!

THE KIWIS BETRAAAYED ME.


950 onward is just fan fiction."


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It's funny and weird looking back at this image and realising this stunner of a haircut was due to the internal battle Nick had of wanting to cut his hair as short as possible to foil potential future hair follicle tests vs. his supreme vanity and not wanting to appear bald.

Hence we got "business in the back, party in the front"/Hillbilly Hitler.
 
The whole thing is a bit surreal as Nick seems to be gaslighting even himself.
This is where every untreated alcoholic/addict ends up every time until they decide to give up and join the winning team.

Nick’s true illness is emotional immaturity. It’s a progressive affliction — like alcoholism— that only ever gets worse, not better.
 
I personally forbid him from streaming. Sorry Balldo, you're not allowed to stream any more, because we own you.
There is, I believe one exception to this rule concerning his permission to stream. In the event of Rekieta releasing the appropriately blurred bodycam footage, he will be hereby permitted to live stream once more, as so ordered by the Kiwi Farms Law Couch (KFLC).
 
Wait, should he really be doing that? Am I misremembering or hasn't Sean already described himself publicly as a potential witness in that case?
He has, yes.

But the other thing is that I don't think Monty wants to go after Sean. I know Monty got a fair amount of shit, but I think he and Schneider are more reasonable than they might get credit for.

Sean retracted and apologized. Monty later got a little sore at the fact Sean thought Randazza would win (as did a lot of people), but I don't think that changes the calculus any. Plus, I think at this point, everybody is kinda rooting for Monty. He seems to know it too.

This sounds like a very poor choice of gambit for Rekieta

He should keep his phone out of the shower on this issue
He should also stop accusing his critics of pedophilia without evidence. Each time he does that, it creates a potential witness/affiant for Monty's side.

You know, after the fourth or fifth person it becomes crystal clear there's a pattern or practice here. That being he does this shit with malice and reckless disregard for the truth.
 
Nothing you listed is a crime at this point, since Nick has not plead guilty and has not been convicted.
Legal defenses are always about something "illegal" or "damages" caused in some form through a criminal act.
By definition every legal case deals with "illegal things".
Ahhh . . . Soooooo what you're saying (Nick if you're watching) is he should start crowdfunding NOW. . . BEFORE his trial, before he's found guilty . . .

Nick is simply afraid to stream, child.
KF > :really:
 
Too bad the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil has banned him from streaming and he can do nothing but obey since we of the KKK own him like the little wigger slave toy that he is.
I would order him to stream, and we could do that, since we own him, everything he does is according to our command, but the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil (KKK) has ordered us to order Nick not to stream at all.

So unfortunately, there are no streams coming. Nick is our slave, and we have ordered him not to stream. He MUST obey.
There is, I believe one exception to this rule concerning his permission to stream. In the event of Rekieta releasing the appropriately blurred bodycam footage, he will be hereby permitted to live stream once more, as so ordered by the Kiwi Farms Law Couch (KFLC).
Sorry, I mean it sucks. But we've ordered him not to stream, so he can't do it. He is a very obedient, docile slave. He obeys our orders. No streaming, Nick, sorry.
 
Oh no KiwiCouch lawyers, two more documents were uploaded in April's case and it looks dire indeed.

First discovery disclosure, with some relevant stuff, the second is boring and just procedural stuff so I will not put up pictures of it, but the pdf is attached if you want to read it anyway.

This is the discovery disclosure for her case and there are so many police reports. 1 Main and 13 supplemental reports written.
What really made me stop is that the box "Defendantt's Criminal History Record" has a checkmark.
Did we know April has a criminal record?

The bodycam footage and squad videos are in discovery, so @Null could give it a try and make a request through this case as well.

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Both pdf documents are attached below.
 

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To countermand the orders of the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil would undermine the authority and dignity of that august body.
In any event, Nick has no permission even to disagree with the official Kiwi Farms position that he is a cuck, he sucks dicks, he swallows semen, he wears a Balldo in a corner while his wife gets railed by multiple Negroes.

We own that opinion. Nick is a cuckold. Multiple penises go into his wife, and all he does to respond to it is deliver snack trays.
 
It's funny and weird looking back at this image and realising this stunner of a haircut was due to the internal battle Nick had of wanting to cut his hair as short as possible to foil potential future hair follicle tests vs. his supreme vanity and not wanting to appear bald.
Interesting fact is that they also collect samples from body hair. If head hair is not available, body hair can be used for drug testing. Hair can be collected from areas such as the face, legs, arms, chest, back, or underarms, & it provides an overview of drug use for up to 12 months, from what I’ve read. The cuck might have had an extreme whole body haircut, if paranoid enough. Or he went & got a damn Gump cut for nothing.
 
Oh boy all us incel prudes would be so owned if Nicky just streamed tonight. Even more owned if he did a drunkstream. If he plead not guilty and took his case to trial, oh boy, we'd be so owned Josh'd have to shut down the site.


Totally get how you feel, I used to watch his content a lot while playing Halo, once I beat the games I fell out of the habit. Tried to get back into watching him but he'd started to drift away from law and started descending into coomerism. Then suddenly the pill stream brought it all into perspective and I realized how fucked up he'd become.
Tbh I feel like I enjoyed the panels and guests more than him. Especially during Rittenhouse and during Depp, which were his biggest streams. He himself would always be showing up late and constantly be wasted and everybody else was on their A game. Then during Depp when lawtube imploded I remember him basically saying "I don't give a fuck who comes on my stream there's plenty to go around" and it really made me feel like he was just two faced.
 
In any event, Nick has no permission even to disagree with the official Kiwi Farms position that he is a cuck, he sucks dicks, he swallows semen, he wears a Balldo in a corner while his wife gets railed by multiple Negroes.

We own that opinion. Nick is a cuckold. Multiple penises go into his wife, and all he does to respond to it is deliver snack trays.
And Ron Toye himself calls Nick while this is happening to tell him what a pathetic cuck loser he is.
 
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