Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Law]

I have met people (non-troons, even) in polycules as well. The one thing that was a constant was an unhealthy interest in some nerd culture or other - in one case it was Dr Who!

They're all nerds. It's great.

The funny thing is, Nick doesn’t seem to be like that

The man owns a 40k army. Nerd confirmed.

April is also not a typical polycule member from what I can see.

Ye best start believin' in polycules, April! Yer in one!

 

[Strix454]

Most trad-dads-who-troon, like Bruce Jenner or Kier Anderson, seem a lot angrier and more violently misogynistic than Nick. Nick just wants to be high, he doesn't want to show those uppity bitch-whores their place by wearing their skin.

Nick tends to show his troon tendencies when he starts talking about himself. How great he looks and how he gets all sorts of complements from men about how great he looks. There is also his obsession with his weight and the weight of other men. He isn't a skinwalker troon. He seems more of a "get me some attention from the boys" troon.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick has not tweeted in 5 days.

He was either admitted into a mental institution against his will after he had a full and proper meltdown, or he is too high and drunk to turn on the PC.
Alternatively the corner demon has revoked his streaming rights after his suicide baiting during the last stream.

I bet everyone loved it when the father of 5 went online and talked about offing himself while he is doing rehab.

 

[Aydin Paladin]

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Even @Aydin Paladin is mocking this balldo-wearing skelly.

To be fair, I was talking about the Steelers, but it applies to both.

 

[AnOminous]

He was either admitted into a mental institution against his will after he had a full and proper meltdown, or he is too high and drunk to turn on the PC.

He's so weak and buck-broken he's just weeping pathetically and punching himself in the face. He probably won't show his face because it's bruised from all the self-punching he's doing as he feebly bemoans his fate that he brought on himself.

What a sad little baby!

What a poor put-upon little thing!

What can he do about it though?

NOTHING!

 

[Sharpeteer]

He's so weak and buck-broken he's just weeping pathetically and punching himself in the face. He probably won't show his face because it's bruised from all the self-punching he's doing as he feebly bemoans his fate that he brought on himself.

What a sad little baby!

What a poor put-upon little thing!

What can he do about it though?

NOTHING!

"I am not weak, you're weak. I am not buck-broken, you're buck-broken, and I wish I had time to punch myself in the face.

I will be streaming, tonight. My face is not bruised.

I am not sad, couldn't be better.

I am not little, you're little.

You know nothing."

 

[Strix454]

I bet everyone loved it when the father of 5 went online and talked about offing himself while he is doing rehab.

Not rehab. Rehab is for losers. Nick was in "recovery" which is totally based. In addition to suicide baiting, Nick explained that he never had a problem, that he was never addicted to anything and that he was totally superior to all those LOSERS he was in Recovery with.

I hope he didn't just have a psychotic break in private. I still want to see him fist-fighting on his front lawn with either Aaron or Kayla.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Don't worry, whatever adult or governing body managed to strongarm nick into shutting up - it won't last. He'll get back to yapping sooner than later.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

"Look April, Brainless Barnes and I really thought I could get the warrant thrown out but because the system is so super corrupt I lost through no fault of my own. But look here, listen. Now YOU'VE got to eat the cocaine charge. Me and Kayla have been good to you and will continue to do so if you just bite that particular bullet, we swear. We can't take any more L's, Kiwifarms would never let any of us (especially you) live it down, since we listed you as the "live in nanny" you just say it's all yours and we'll always do right by you. Qover4life fr fr nocap skibidy pinkyballdoswear"

 

[MeltyTW]

I think nick Is going to kill himself. He's definitely going to lose this case and I doubt his pride will let him take a plea or show attrition, and when it's nearing the end instead of giving Josh and those darn karenfarmers the win he'll do it to make it all go away. I don't think he wants a repeat of this humiliation where his snake talk couldn't hide at all even to delusional Barnes believers thst he was btfo in court and kf was objectively right except for predicting how bad he'd get btfo

Which is unfortunate as it loses us content but at least the child abusing pos will be gone from his kids lives

 

[AnOminous]

"I am not weak, you're weak. I am not buck-broken, you're buck-broken, and I wish I had time to punch myself in the face.

I will be streaming, tonight. My face is not bruised.

I am not sad, couldn't be better.

I am not little, you're little.

You know nothing."

We need more Nickstreams. My Nickjak collection is not complete.


I NEED MOAR!

 

[The Internet Dick]

Nick has not tweeted in 5 days.

Rekieta had a Charlton Heston Hollywood movie moment (cue bright lights and celestial choir) when realization finally struck, and he knew without doubt the outcome and saw he was going to lose--no, not just lose but lose catastrophically, his whole life made a laughingstock, all of his lying, scheming, manipulating, and posturing come to nothing.

Tragedy is only tragedy when the story is about the moral decline and fall of a once good and great man. It doesn't work if the protagonist is just a mediocre piece of shit who becomes an even bigger piece of shit by the end.

 

[Swole McPole]

Some places also have "good Samaritan" exceptions such that if you try to save someone OD'ing, even if you had something to do with it, they let whatever you had to do with it slide, because of too many cases where someone just dumped their OD'ing "friend" in a back alley and fled (after stealing their shit usually).

In any event, much like a hit-and-run, if you pull that and get caught, you'll be treated a lot more harshly than if you dump them in front of an ER and run.

OK, you've just infected me with this earworm now.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

We need more Nickstreams. My Nickjak collection is not complete.
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I NEED MOAR!

This collection must be shown to the wider public. Would you be available to present this once we can find a suitable gallery?

 

[AnOminous]

Don't worry, whatever adult or governing body managed to strongarm nick into shutting up - it won't last. He'll get back to yapping sooner than later.

He's been totally defeated, though. All he can do is cower in silence. He isn't a man enough to stream. He's a weakling. A loser. A defeated, pathetic cuck, without even the strength to address his adversaries on the battlefield of the Internet!

He doesn't have the strength to prove us wrong, because he's a sad cuck, a beaten man, he is our slave.

 

[TheTourist]

I hope he didn't just have a psychotic break in private.

I'm thinking there has to be a point where he finally realizes he looks foolish and just steps back from the spotlight, like a spooked animal. Surely.

 

[AnOminous]

This collection must be shown to the wider public. Would you be available to present this once we can find a suitable gallery?

Others have been collecting these which is where I got most of them.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18680971

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-17834963

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18475846

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/balldoverse-meme-edit-general.192233/post-18475743

I'm thinking there has to be a point where he finally realizes he looks foolish and just steps back from the spotlight, like a spooked animal. Surely.

He's definitely going to realize he's a weak, defeated man, and that's when we'll never see him again. He'll just go away, and his thread will die.

He will definitely do that, because he can realize when he's lost.

I think that's what he's done. He knows there's nothing he can say or do to cover up what a pathetic cuck and loser he is, so he's just going to accept the fact that he's a cuck and a loser and go away forever. Maybe he'll become a carpenter or something.

He definitely doesn't have the balls to fight the power any more.

 

[Law]

Nick tends to show his troon tendencies when he starts talking about himself. How great he looks and how he gets all sorts of complements from men about how great he looks. There is also his obsession with his weight and the weight of other men. He isn't a skinwalker troon. He seems more of a "get me some attention from the boys" troon.

Eh, that's just the narcissism. Almost all AGPs have NPD, but not all NPDs are AGPs.
He would totally be the hottest woman ever who make all the girls envious and get all the boys and really show us dumb Kiwis how to woman properly, though.

Not rehab. Rehab is for losers. Nick was in "recovery" which is totally based.

Nick is absolutely textbook.
"I'm not like you other junkies, I can outsmart my addiction" are famous last words.

My Nickjak collection is not complete.

Nice Cryptkeeper Nick, just in time for Halloween.
Also Aaron looks kinda like KingCobraJFS in that shot.

 

[not william stenchever]

Has anyone checked the local news in Spicer to see if Rackets wrapped the Cuckstang around a tree?

 

[Major]

Nick doesn't have any other talents or job opportunities. He also craves attention. He needs it. This is just a set back on his road to his name in lights in los Angeles.