Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Of course, nobody's died but it seems like it would easy to make a supply/distribution charge stick if they can link April to the coke.

They usually reserve charges for that for actual drug dealers. After all if anyone who passed a joint to someone at a party was guilty of distribution, why not just deal drugs? The penalties would be the same.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

I imagine Nick is like some kind of Funnybot standup routine.

"And there I was, the radio jock was balls deep in my wife. And that is how I found out that my wife lied about being unable to have orgasms. AWKWARD!!!!!"

"So I finally got that blonde girl that looks forever 16 and no matter how much she sucks, my dick just remains flaccid. AWKWARD!!!!!"

If you've ever paid teams of niggers to fuck your wife while you watch... you might be a cuckold.
If you've ever encouraged your friends to fuck your wife... you might be a cuckold.
If your penis is no longer functional and you can only experience sexual intercourse vicariously... you might be a cuckold.
And if you're wearing a Balldo... well, you just might be a cuckold!

 

[Swole McPole]

They usually reserve charges for that for actual drug dealers. After all if anyone who passed a joint to someone at a party was guilty of distribution, why not just deal drugs? The penalties would be the same.

It does happen here in the UK, but generally somebody has to die before they care enough.

ie Bestival Drugs Death: Boyfriend Guilty of Manslaughter

 

[3MMA]

He totally betrayed Balldo by not sticking to the Monty diddles kids lie.

This whole skewed concept of betrayal between so many of these grift streamers is moronic. “Betrayal means we can never disagree,” is the nutshell of the concept, which can be restated one thousand different ways but always boils down to the same basic meaning. The concept of going along to get along. You scratch my balldo, I scratch yours. Nick is a stupid fuck for trying to hold people hostage to his complete cope. Shame, shame. Denied, bish. People will talk about you, & they will laugh at you.

 

[Anticipointment]

It's kind of ironic because it's on topic right now.
But I clipped that from Nick's struggle session with Sean.
(EDIT: Timestamped)

At 14:08 he says he doesn’t do meth because he likes teeth.

Nick: “I like teeth because that’s my blow job defense. If I didn’t have teeth, I’d be a gum job monster.”

What did he mean by this?!

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

So Nick is left with 3 choices.

1. He gets Kayla to say it was all hers and Nick knew nothing about it. I doubt the prosecutor goes for it.
2. He needs to find a third person to blame. Namely Aaron somehow hid the cocaine.
3. Plea deal for probation.

The fact that Aaron is mentioned so much in the motions leans towards number 2 being the most likely. It's supremely retarded, and it obviously won't work.
But it'll be funny for him to try.
He could also try to get April to take the blame, but that's extremely unlikely.

April isn't in much better shape. What can Nick say to shield her? He already tried. The police and DA have it documented as a clearly provable lie. He's a worthless witnesses for her defense.

And she can't pretend to not know anything about the drug use, either. Thanks to Nick publicly admitting to being a cuck to get revenge on Aaron, he's made it almost impossible for her to mount any sort of plausible defence.

 

[Strix454]

At 14:08 he says he doesn’t do meth because he likes teeth.

Nick: “I like teeth because that’s my blow job defense. If I didn’t have teeth, I’d be a gum job monster.”

What did he mean by this?!

He is gay. Totally gay. If he lost his teeth, he is saying he would be blowing men all day long because he is so terribly gay.

 

[Sharpeteer]

When you have as many good qualities as Sean, you can be attractive despite being fat, and when you have as many negative qualities as Nick being thin doesn't mean anything. He looks like a diseased rat. I would avoid him if I saw him walking down the street, and I'm generally sympathetic to junkies and homeless people. He's got a malicious look about him that would make me want to avoid him.

I usually make an effort to avoid anyone in public that looks like they stink, and Rackets looks like he reeks of BO and meth.

 

[3MMA]

"I'm Nick Cuckieta of Cuckieta Law, a small cuck firm in central Minnesota."

“I’m Cuck Rekieta of Cuckieta Law, a small cuck firm in central Minnesota. Join me as I cucksplain the Interwebs.”

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(Please use or share, far & wide, if you so desire to spread the word of the Cuckpope himself.)
Cuck.

 

[quisquiliae]

At 14:08 he says he doesn’t do meth because he likes teeth.

Nick: “I like teeth because that’s my blow job defense. If I didn’t have teeth, I’d be a gum job monster.”

What did he mean by this?!

Reminds me of him saying "I've gone 15 rounds on meatspin and don't see the problem" during the animesuckscopeandsneed loop. It's all his off the cuff comments that really sell the gay persona

 

[AnOminous]

The fact that Aaron is mentioned so much in the motions leans towards number 2 being the most likely. It's supremely retarded, and it obviously won't work.
But it'll be funny for him to try.
He could also try to get April to take the blame, but that's extremely unlikely.

It's a great way both to make their testimony relevant, and a great way to motivate them to testify against him to save their own skins.

But that's the Balldo Snake for you.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

- William S. Sessions, Director, FBI

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Mandatory inclusion for the upcoming Rekieta video game.

You think sneed might actually make a game about nick? He already has the cuck element down (i mean, he made cuckold simulator). Just have to figure out the gameplay for "getting ripped off for coke and then pouring it on his kids"

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Stained.

Soiled

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Nick should have just changed his name to Mr.Balldo

It's the funniest part for me, the Balldo is what he's in to

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

It's the funniest part for me, the Balldo is what he's in to

Or that he thought it a good idea to announce it to his audience as if they'd all approve and get on board.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

they'll often attempt to pin a murder charge on the boyfriend if it can be shown that the boyfriend bought the coke and gave it to the girlfriend. On the grounds that boyfriend was guilty of supply and because somebody dies as a consequence of a crime, those involved are guilty of murder.

Yes but this is much more likely to occur if it was determined that the boyfriend (or the other person or "friends") chose not to seek help in a timely manner or at all. This is of course a frequent occurrence with druggies...if you O.D., the best you can hope for is that your "friends" dump your body off in the E.R. parking lot.

Druggies trying to recover very often exist in a loop where, not counting family, all their associates and "friends" are also druggies; they need to be cut out as much as realistically possible. One of the hard truths you have to try to teach druggies is that these "friends" are not their "friends" because addiction kicks self-preservation into maximum overdrive. If you O.D., they probably won't call 911 or even drop you off somewhere because that might mean they get arrested on outstanding warrants and/or catch new charges.

 

[Can of Spam]

Nick: “I like teeth because that’s my blow job defense. If I didn’t have teeth, I’d be a gum job monster.”

What did he mean by this?!

It means that Nick likes sucking cock and pretends the only reason he wouldn't be sucking even more cock is because he still has teeth.

I don't believe for one moment that Nick's teeth actually get in the way. It's not like Rackets has a small mouth. Maybe Aaron with tell us one day?

Edit: I should qualify with a "Nick allegedly likes sucking cock". Wouldn't want to catch an accidental defamation/libel suit. That would be embarrassing.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

At 14:08 he says he doesn’t do meth because he likes teeth.

Nick: “I like teeth because that’s my blow job defense. If I didn’t have teeth, I’d be a gum job monster.”

What did he mean by this?!

Speculating here but

https://youtu.be/fvB4bE7A2m8?t=1040

 

[SiggerNlayer]

What the fuck does "qover" mean

 

[Smokeski]

What the fuck does "qover" mean

its what kayla called the polycule