No Months

[Santa Klaus]

We create names for each month like how November is Nut November or how July is No Poop July which is gay because we need Don't Doodoo December instead. There's already a No Sleep Septemeber

Rules:
Abbreviation is N-- or ---. Basically, if your name abbreviates to DFA (Don't Fuck April) instead of NAA (No Air April), then it's gay. It's even better when it's same 3 letters.

I'll start:

No Jello January.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

Fat Fucking February

 

[RACISM]

No jeets January.
No fags February.
No melanin March.
Antisemitism April.
Murder minorities May.
Jew expulsion June.
No Jews July.
Apeless August.
Shitskin shooting September.
One drop rule October.
Nigger free November.
Decimate darkies December.

 

[Santa Klaus]

Fat Fucking February

Fuck Fucking February.

 

[Santa Klaus]

If we have Dino Month, Black History Month needs to be St. Valentine's Month.

 

[Hamsteroid]

No jeets January.
No fags February.
No melanin March.
Antisemitism April.
Murder minorities May.
Jew expulsion June.
No Jews July.
Apeless August.
Shitskin shooting September.
One drop rule October.
Nigger free November.
Decimate darkies December.

/thread

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I prefer music themed months:

Keep on Keepin' on January
More than a February
Nu Metal March
Five Finger Death April
Brian May
Let's Listen to Mumble Rap June
Bon July
Now that's what I call Dubstep August
Only Music that's been in James Gunn Movies September
Octoboy Bands!
November Rain But it's a Cover by Nickelback
All Diddy December

 

[KuntyFukLugs]

Tranuary, - Nobody likes the start of the year.
Plebuary, - Plebs everywhere.
March on Washington, - Speaks for itself.
Gaypril, - Gay.
Gay, - Gay again.
Dune, - Sand.
Jewly, - Happy Handicap, idk I don't speak Jew.
Augustus Gloop, - Chocolate.
Sleptember, - Fucking tired of everyone's shit by this point.
Cocktober, - This one's for the bois. Spooky.
Nopevember, - Just no by this point.
Dece-nutz-HA-got-ember, - Santa.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

@Santa Klaus, if someone is scared of you does that make them Klaustrophobic?

 

[Santa Klaus]

I prefer music themed months:

Keep on Keepin' on January
More than a February
Nu Metal March
Five Finger Death April
Brian May
Let's Listen to Mumble Rap June
Bon July
Now that's what I call Dubstep August
Only Music that's been in James Gunn Movies September
Octoboy Bands!
November Rain But it's a Cover by Nickelback
All Diddy December

Shit.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Delete the Jeet January
Flay Faggots February
Massacre Moon Crickets March
Annihilate Abos April
Murder Moolies May
(drawing a blank on June)
(ditto July)
(and August)
Slay Spooks September
Obliterate Oven Dodgers October
Noose Niggers November
Destroy Dune Coons December