Sitting in a dark metal shack in Mexico lit by a computer monitor while your body is falling apart from under you because you abuse every drug you can get your hooves on and aging 42 years since covid. All while consistently losing viewership week after week down from 700 when you were an orbiter of a spic faggot to around 200 solo on rumble during the 4 year peak of political commentary. Dropping your dono goals every once in a while because you aren't hitting them but still want to "own" Josh Moon.
Does anyone even actually A log ralph anymore? I can't imagine even bothering these days. He's just too pathetic and sad.
Holy shit, that was the most boring "expose" I have ever seen, of course it was shown off on the Killstream.
Everything is getting more corporate these days, you know it's bad when a 100 viewer show like piggy's has fucking ads on it. Who is going to buy all this shit, his alogs? Adowulf?
Holy shit, that was the most boring "expose" I have ever seen, of course it was shown off on the Killstream.
Everything is getting more corporate these days, you know it's bad when a 100 viewer show like piggy's has fucking ads on it. Who is going to buy all this shit, his alogs? Adowulf?
Sitting in a dark metal shack in Mexico lit by a computer monitor while your body is falling apart from under you because you abuse every drug you can get your hooves on and aging 42 years since covid. All while consistently losing viewership week after week down from 700 when you were an orbiter of a spic faggot to around 200 solo on rumble during the 4 year peak of political commentary. Dropping your dono goals every once in a while because you aren't hitting them but still want to "own" Josh Moon. View attachment 6456840
Does anyone even actually A log ralph anymore? I can't imagine even bothering these days. He's just too pathetic and sad.
Unfortunately Slannesh didn't love the Ralphamale as much as Piggertits thought. Another hollowed out follower, left crippled without the Dark Prince's blessing.
Look at them all! I eagerly await the best big guest on the KEELSTREAM.
Also the prestigious RalphaHallofFame, that so few could even dream of getting in. But one did. One managed to surpass all those who have crossed the crimson pillars prior.
He really is boring. I thought it was hyperbole when people said it's always CNN + dead air + him browsing the phone. It is not. Occasionally you get a disentratented comment, but how are there are people who unironically watch this?
Apparently he took a moment to complain about Rumble forcing $2 TTS now instead of $1. No idea if that's real or not, but apparently the alogs HATED the $1 superchats because dollars add up? Idk. I don't think anyone was particularly upset about $1 superchats. It's moreso the concept of giving Ralph any money.
At about 6:50 in, he's saying there was no female cop involved with his felony assault on an officer? News to me. Also that he has a box of notes he was going to use to write his memoir. Unfortunately, I don't think we'll be getting that.
Does the Ralphanigger not notice how much more energized and enthusiastic he is when trying to prove the alogs wrong? The alogs really are all that's keeping him alive.
9/26/24 - Ralph Plans Backyard Burial for Sandra to Evade Taxes, Admits to "Consensual" Rape
In the middle of the Da Stream, Ralph had to compose an e-mail. He did this on the show with news clips playing and it took him about 30 minutes. After composing and sending this e-mail, Ralphs mood went from it's baseline MATI levels to full blown anal anniliation. For the rest of the show, Ralph would have an open discussion with Kiwifarms Sneechat:
Ralph claims he is very serious about boxing Steel Toe, claims he is going to get a coach and learn how to box despite being almost 40 with hip complications:
Ralph fights Haru over his height, shows everyone he hasn't sold the ring for meth yet:
Ralph wont get his ring appraised so it doesn't get taken away from him by the courts, copes about denying the name his daddy gave him:
Ralph admits he lied about being 5'11":
Ralph fights legality of the horse abuse, states that the video of the abuse is not good enough for the courts, therefore he is in the right and that nothing happened:
Ralph goes full incel again, states all women are whores and that he admits he tied up "some girl" once and raped them consensually :
"ah mean they asked you to rape them, it's not a real rape in my opinion":
Ralph receives a dono tiktok stating you can get away with not paying property taxes if you have a dead relative in your backyard. Ralph gets extremely excited, states that he does have someone in the family that's probably going to die before him that he can use to evade taxes (Evan):
Ralph later realizes he can instead use his mothers ashes instead, states that a close friend is holding onto the ashes for him, but only now has a reason to go get them:
Ralph reads that this tax evasion strategy also comes with an a-log barrier for free:
Ralph gives more clues on who this person is:
Around 30 minutes later, Ralph has a Biden Moment and looks up at his ceiling cat, realizing that he just said some things that were not very kosher :
it was at this moment, that he knew, he fucked up.
In the middle of the Da Stream, Ralph had to compose an e-mail. He did this on the show with news clips playing and it took him about 30 minutes. After composing and sending this e-mail, Ralphs mood went from it's baseline MATI levels to full blown anal anniliation. For the rest of the show, Ralph would have an open discussion with Kiwifarms Sneechat:
Jesus Christ, Ralph, what even is this background? I know the last one sucked, but at least there wasn't "le random" shit put on for the sake of it. Ugh, looks fucking awful.
Anyway, is the supposed big "Fuck DSP Festival" happening tonight? Can't wait to see if Ralphabish will muster a holla' at Phil Labon- Burnell or will just pop tons of xannies and slur every word.
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