Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

anliteralidiot said:
I guess she went live at some point, maybe on Facebook?

I watched a bit of pt2. She threw a bracelet at crows, complained that she can't make crow friends, made gross cookies, and complained about aspartame. She's known about aspartame since she was 8 y'all.
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She can't make crow friends because all the animals instinctively fear her and she's not even a real goth wizard.
bonified retard said:
Looks like she's giving up on the Casper date?
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Just some more bog standard BPD mirroring with a side of emotional manipulation. "See Jawshie, I can make your old wand designs tooooo"
 
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As long as Jessica can garner attention by doing Cobra related activities, she will continue to do so.

The only hope for the Cobraverse is that she finds a new target. I expect her Cobra bait will continue long until then.

I would welcome a new NAL saga with a new guy. I would then get dual entertainment from a NAL-free Cobes and a new NAL disaster with a dude I have no investment in. Bring it on!
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
As long as Jessica can garner attention by doing Cobra related activities, she will continue to do so.

The only hope for the Cobraverse is that she finds a new target. I expect her Cobra bait will continue long until then.

I would welcome a new NAL saga with a new guy. I would then get dual entertainment from a NAL-free Cobes and a new NAL disaster with a dude I have no investment in. Bring it on!
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Please let it be Sjam! I posted on his thread that they would make the perfect power couple.
 
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Floor Loads said:
She was also trying to woo some other mope with a jumproping routine, but but I don't know much about it. Plus, there was some other meth head guy that's in jail now. Some kind of love triangle thing.
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All three things you remember are about the same guy, Anthony aka FTWBlueGod, who is in prison since mid-December and will be for a while. She jumped rope for him. After he got incarcerated, her courting for Cobes set in. The love triangle happened, when a fat woman from NY city known as Lux/Luxicon allowed Anthony to flee from the law to her, she even financed it, but he wouldn't fuck her enough in return. Should also be in the OP.
 
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The Sjam saga however brief was always hilarious to me. She tried to woo Sjam, sent him her nudes, asked for his and begged him to come to her live streams. He saw her nudes, was grossed out, never sent his to her. Drew a picture of her nudes which was this hilarious kid-like drawing of a naked woman with a massive 70's bush. NAL screamed revenge porn and has hated him ever since, likes to think of herself a superior alcoholic to him.
 
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He saw her nudes, was grossed out, never sent his to her. Drew a picture of her nudes which was this hilarious kid-like drawing of a naked woman with a massive 70's bush. NAL screamed revenge porn and has hated him ever since, likes to think of herself a superior alcoholic to him.
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It's like something you'd see presented in court from a traumatized child. :story:
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I was watching some of her recent lives and she said something like “if I hit on a guy it’s because I know what I bring to the table”.

What does she bring to the table?
  • A new financial dependent
  • So much screaming
  • Constant arguing
  • Constant complaints
  • Incest and sicko talk
  • A much higher water bill
  • Goodwill junk
  • Sudden horrifying nudity
  • Goity
  • The aroma of a Wendy’s
  • Too many questions during your favorite movies
  • Constant Bjork
  • The promise of being a trad wife in little skirts and the fishnets and the fishnets and the fishnets and heels but instead wearing the same yellow tank top for a week+
  • The inability to point a cumming dick away from her clothing
  • The inability to quickly scrub cum or alcohol out of the clothes she wants to wear tomorrow
  • Resin/stencil junk hobbies that she can’t afford
  • Sagging
  • Dangerous, shark-toothed bjs
  • Machete threats
  • Revenge porn
  • Recording of your suicide attempts
  • Attempts to get you arrested
  • Herpes
  • Balding
  • Greasiness
  • Paranoia
  • Trauma
  • Jealousy
  • Control
  • Eviction
In her mind, giving someone some sex, spending more hours than necessary cooking and cleaning for them, and trying to convince them that her uneducated, complete lack of adult life experience-filled ideas are worth investing in makes her such a great candidate as a romantic life partner that it should trump everything else that makes her fucking suck.
 
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