🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Where is paw paw's magic millionaire ring anyway?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Where is paw paw's magic millionaire ring anyway?

Ralph will have to find one of those coin operated crane games to get another one. I don't think they sell Cracker Jack in Mexico so that idea is probably out.

 

[bile demon]

Where is paw paw's magic millionaire ring anyway?

Probably lodged in some Tijuana whore's asshole.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Probably lodged in some Tijuana whore's asshole.

He could have used it to pay for the coyotes to get him into the US to see his son (not his daughter though. He doesn't have a daughter now apparently)

 

[HackerX]

Probably lodged in some Tijuana whore's asshole.

Nah. Ralph would have no issues fishing it out and licking it clean. It's more likely he lost it when his passport was robbed. Or when his phone was robbed during the "car accident". Or when he was blacked out. Or in a gunt fold.

 

[GaryGray]

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Cog makes less than $8 a day?

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https://www.ebay.com/itm/386915506096

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Ralph is so poor he has worn that same shirt two days in a row. For everyone's safety don't imagine the smell.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph is so poor he has worn that same shirt two days in a row. For everyone's safety don't imagine the smell.
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Sweet Jesus why is he standing? He’s not dancing is he?!

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Nice viewer count there Ralph

 

[Rogue AI]

Lives off of donos but isn't a beggar like those other beggars.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

An e-beggar is an e-beggar. There’s no higher class of e-beggar.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

No self-respecting white person wears Lacoste. That brand is for dirty Arabs that shop at outlet malls and sell fragrance at booths at the mall. Seriously ask yourself if you've ever seen a white person besides a wigger wearing that brand. It's no better than US Polo Assn that niggers wear because it got da big polo horse on it so it must be extra Ralph Lauren polo. Every white person I've seen wearing Lacoste has been to jail or prison. It's a dead giveaway you're white trash.

Their vintage tennis dresses and clothes from the 1970’s were nice. I didn’t even know they were still making clothes. Apparently some holding company bought the brand name years ago and churns out the garbage fast fashion clothes using the name and logo.

I think it’s ironic that Gunt is wearing a (formerly) French brand that was made for thin people who liked to play tennis. Now it’s associated with Arabs and their new brand ambassador, a fat, flabby, chain smoking, addict who can’t even afford to live in the first world country his daddy gave him. Gunt would drop dead if he tried to play tennis for five minutes.

Honestly I think Lacoste should embrace the Gunt and do a campaign around him in their clothes attempting to play tennis. It would go viral.

 

[OnetoKill]

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Lives off of donos but isn't a beggar like those other beggars.

At least Phil BURNELL doesn't send fake donos to "meet" the goal, bish.

 

[Rubber Plant]

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Lives off of donos but isn't a beggar like those other beggars.

Ok, Got it Ralph. Shouting CAN WE HIT IT every 3 minutes is NOT begging.

 

[Mynameisdark]

It's got to mean something that Ralph constantly talks in contradictions. The cognitive dissonance is so stark. "Those bums live off donations from their paypigs! Unlike me, who receives support from my listeners." If he's this delusional in public, it's got to be even more bonkers in private.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

beggars are more noble than whores

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Ralph’s wishing more death on Jim Metokur, gloating about his illness. Piggerboy can’t make up his mind on whether or not Medicare is faking his illness or if he’s actually suffering from it.



One thing’s for certain: piggerboy broke his hips and is rapidly spiraling on the health friend, living like la hobo en Mexico, mental faculties rapidly declining as the holes in his brain rapidly expand.

 

[Guntkvd]

Jim will outlive Ralph.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

At least Phil BURNELL doesn't send fake donos to "meet" the goal, bish.

There's no video of Phil Burnell huffing shit from woman's ass

 

[Drama Trauma]

At least Phil BURNELL doesn't send fake donos to "meet" the goal, bish.

I guess you never heard the Mysterious (and infamous) "OneMinuteMan".

 

[HackerX]

Ralph’s wishing more death on Jim Metokur, gloating about his illness. Piggerboy can’t make up his mind on whether or not Medicare is faking his illness or if he’s actually suffering from it.

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One thing’s for certain: piggerboy broke his hips and is rapidly spiraling on the health friend, living like la hobo en Mexico, mental faculties rapidly declining as the holes in his brain rapidly expand.

No one would willingly trade lives with Ralph. Not even a man in his deathbed with gigacancer that's unable to laugh without breaking his ribs. LOL