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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 20 50.0%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 5 12.5%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 15 37.5%
  • Total voters
    40
Everytime I see him with a smoke in his mouth I have a hearty chuckle at the bitchstick 100 hanging from his lip, his mother 100% smoked 100s and he spent 20 years stealing her smokes until she croaked so he probably has no idea that only women and gay men smoke 100's.

Stop being a pussy and smoke Unfiltered American Spirits like a real man.
 
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JAKL II said:
Everytime I see him with a smoke in his mouth I have a hearty chuckle at the bitchstick 100 hanging from his lip, his mother 100% smoked 100s and he spent 20 years stealing her smokes until she croaked so he probably has no idea that only women and gay men smoke 100's.

Stop being a pussy and smoke Unfiltered American Spirits like a real man.
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This nigga canā€™t afford to smoke perique, plus the strength of real tobacco would probably make him green in two puffs
 
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JAKL II said:
Everytime I see him with a smoke in his mouth I have a hearty chuckle at the bitchstick 100 hanging from his lip, his mother 100% smoked 100s and he spent 20 years stealing her smokes until she croaked so he probably has no idea that only women and gay men smoke 100's.

Stop being a pussy and smoke Unfiltered American Spirits like a real man.
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100's are longer dumbass so he smokes less! It's free tobacco!
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
100's are longer dumbass so he smokes less! It's free tobacco!
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If he weren't a pauper he'd smoke Dunhill Reds like his hero Hunter S. Thompson. When I smoked, my only problem with those was they were so delicious I'd smoke two packs a day instead of just one and they're pricey.
 
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Cog makes less than $8 a day?
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He's bragging about a shirt that costs like $30? :story: This is fucking retarded.
Who brags about this dumb shit. Oh yeah, a piggy with quadruple titties who befriended numerous paedophiles and likely whacked it to Soph when she was 12.
 
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Goddamn I'm glad I quit smoking 20+ years ago. They were $5 or so when I quit (I switched to a really horrible brand I hated before I quit in the hopes of making it easier).
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AltisticRight said:
He's bragging about a shirt that costs like $30? :story: This is fucking retarded.
Who brags about this dumb shit. Oh yeah, a piggy with quadruple titties who befriended numerous paedophiles and likely whacked it to Soph when she was 12.
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Used to brag about Vegas, bland steaks, and purses. I wonder what happened. Where did the money go?
 
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JAKL II said:
Everytime I see him with a smoke in his mouth I have a hearty chuckle at the bitchstick 100 hanging from his lip, his mother 100% smoked 100s and he spent 20 years stealing her smokes until she croaked so he probably has no idea that only women and gay men smoke 100's.

Stop being a pussy and smoke Unfiltered American Spirits like a real man.
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WasnĀ“t he supposed to be a cigar enthusiast? I bet you can get them pretty cheap in Mexico.
 
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:diddler: GED UP!!! GED UP!!! FANDART OF ME END MAH WAIF!!! DISH GUD SHIT!!! AYYLAWGS AINT GEDDIN GUD SHIT LAIK DIS LAWD!!! :diddler:
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IMG_6243.jpeg:diddler: Big topic fo' tomarro's laiv-stream! Ain't be da Killstream widdout ayylawging ayylawgs and talkin' shit abbaut Eric Adams! Curse yew Joshua Moon and da ayylawgs!
 
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JAKL II said:
Everytime I see him with a smoke in his mouth I have a hearty chuckle at the bitchstick 100 hanging from his lip, his mother 100% smoked 100s and he spent 20 years stealing her smokes until she croaked so he probably has no idea that only women and gay men smoke 100's.

Stop being a pussy and smoke Unfiltered American Spirits like a real man.
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Or, better yet, stop shoving sticks in your mouth like a faggot
 
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:diddler: GED UP!!! GED UP!!! FANDART OF ME END MAH WAIF!!! DISH GUD SHIT!!! AYYLAWGS AINT GEDDIN GUD SHIT LAIK DIS LAWD!!! :diddler:
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This is actually pretty good and has details even a pig monster cannot pick up on:
  • The terrified Mexicans staring at the loud and smelly pig monster from their food stand
  • Ralphs nasty, snout-like nose
  • Ralph holding a guitar, symbolic of his website, as both objects are something he cannot use or afford
  • Pappy's ring not present on either hoof (he sold it, just like in real life)
  • The mysterious hypothetical horse woman being about 4 inches taller than Ralph
  • The womans hair being blue, a tie-in to Ralphs headmate BPD whore that rules over his Twitter
Absolute banger of an image that will no doubt look great next to Nora's vibrator. Wish the artist had some way to portray himself receiving zero compensation for this piece into the drawing.
 
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