- Joined
- Jul 30, 2016
What if Chris started hitting on your girlfriend?
I'd convince her to do it, wire her up with a hidden camera, and then upload it for Kiwi asspats and that nifty Christorical Figure badge under my name.
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What if Chris started hitting on your girlfriend?
Chris would beg for money claiming that he needed to buy things on a space station that does not exist. Chris would not go into space, instead, after being pressured on facebook to release a statement by Jessica Quinn, Chris would make up a bogus story about how he discovered that he is actually a descendant of an alien race composed only of women called the "Lipstick Lesbazonians".What if Chris tried to become an astronaut?
Then he'd write Marichu, the Electric Plumber Pokemon instead.What if Chris-Chan was a fan of Mario instead of Sonic?
Princess Peach does not wear her hair up in a cute pony tail (Mario Kart vs Adventure Games)What if Chris-Chan was a fan of Mario instead of Sonic?
Trick question. They're both so lazy that it'd never come out.What if Chris-Chan and Andrew Dobson made a crossover of Sonichu and So... You're a Cartoonist?
Depends on who digs him up. If it was Chris and Barb they would probably try and sell his skeleton and say it's the bones of Sean Connery the first actor to play James Bond, not knowing that he's still alive so they wouldn't get a single sell.What if Bob's grave was exhumed?
What if Chris decided to take all the trash lying around and molded it to look like a Christmas tree.
We might finally get the Christmas Special we've all been waiting for. Sonichu Saves Christmas. Or just more e-begging videos from Chris via the North Pole. What if Chris could combine Jesus, Santa and the God Bear?Merry Trash-mas
What if Chris boarded the Polar Express to see Santa?
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What if Chris Chan wrote Barney the Dinosaur into Sonichu?