Containment What If?

What if Chris tried to become an astronaut?
Chris would beg for money claiming that he needed to buy things on a space station that does not exist. Chris would not go into space, instead, after being pressured on facebook to release a statement by Jessica Quinn, Chris would make up a bogus story about how he discovered that he is actually a descendant of an alien race composed only of women called the "Lipstick Lesbazonians".
 
What if Bob's grave was exhumed?
Depends on who digs him up. If it was Chris and Barb they would probably try and sell his skeleton and say it's the bones of Sean Connery the first actor to play James Bond, not knowing that he's still alive so they wouldn't get a single sell.
If it was dug up by a troll, then they would probably use Bob's skeleton as a puppet and try to trick Chris into thinking his father has come back from the dead.
What if Chris decided to take all the trash lying around and molded it to look like a Christmas tree.
 
What if Chris decided to take all the trash lying around and molded it to look like a Christmas tree.

Merry Trash-mas

What if Chris boarded the Polar Express to see Santa?

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Merry Trash-mas

What if Chris boarded the Polar Express to see Santa?

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We might finally get the Christmas Special we've all been waiting for. Sonichu Saves Christmas. Or just more e-begging videos from Chris via the North Pole. What if Chris could combine Jesus, Santa and the God Bear?
 
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