Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Furina]

Hot tip. If you don't see Wu actually riding the motorcycle, then Wu is not riding the motorcycle.

The footage is clearly cut to show her cool biker girl fantasy image lie.

I wish I could have seen that conversation with the camera team.

"So I can't actually ride a motorbike but I've told a lot of people I can and it's part of my image so could we just edit the footage to make it look like I can?" Said Brianna.
"Fuck it, whatever. I wanted to work with Attenborough." Said the cameraman with a defeated shrug.
"Awesome" Brianna grinned before making a choked gargling noise for no obvious reason. "Also, don't point the camera at Frank, he screams when he sees a lens".

 

[buffaloWildWings]

Funny how John's past morphs instantly into whatever helps him in the very argument he's having at the moment every time.

Sometimes he remembers it one way, sometimes another.
If he has to have a past, he'd prefer it to be multiple choice.

 

[Ruin]

Sometimes he remembers it one way, sometimes another.
If he has to have a past, he'd prefer it to be multiple choice.

Brianna Wu's backstory.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I wish I could have seen that conversation with the camera team.

"So I can't actually ride a motorbike but I've told a lot of people I can and it's part of my image so could we just edit the footage to make it look like I can?" Said Brianna.
"Fuck it, whatever. I wanted to work with Attenborough." Said the cameraman with a defeated shrug.
"Awesome" Brianna grinned before making a choked gargling noise for no obvious reason. "Also, don't point the camera at Frank, he screams when he sees a lens".

I'm not entirely sure Frank isn't really some native that thinks the camera is trying to steal his soul.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not entirely sure Frank isn't really some native that thinks the camera is trying to steal his soul.

Silly Chinaman. They don't HAVE souls.

 

[tepid]

Fucking revolting on every level.

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Appropriate that the kitchen of the Wu frat house looks like a grotty student housing one.

Wu's high school must have been an interesting place - progressive enough to let true and honest always-women join the football team, but regressive enough to hold segregated proms.

Would explain the bodycount of all the dead trans/gay classmates too, WHERE ARE THE MASS GRAVES JOHN?

 

[FatNero]

Appropriate that the kitchen of the Wu frat house looks like a grotty student housing one.


Would explain the bodycount of all the dead trans/gay classmates too, WHERE ARE THE MASS GRAVES JOHN?

And the other half of the school died in the iraq war, right after writing long letters to Wu supporting whatever political argument she's in at the moment.

 

[polonium]

Brianna Wu lurching unexpectedly out of your closet when you get home from work is literally the stuff of nightmares

There's no chance of John coming out of the closet any time soon

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I'm amazed Wu isn't tweeting up a storm about Milo making jokes about a trans student during his current tour.

 

[randomfarmer]

I'm amazed Wu isn't tweeting up a storm about Milo making jokes about a trans student during his current tour.

A lady like John doesn't lower himself to discuss such topics as disparaging trannies.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Fucking revolting on every level.

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Frank has no problem to burn hundreds of thousands dollar on Brianna's vanity projects, but somehow they didn't manage to ... go to ... at least IKEA and buy a cheap kitchen (*).
That kitchen was obviously never upgraded since the house was build, it looks like it is straight out of the 60s. Also those dark spots in the tile gaps around the right outlet look suspiciously like mold.

(*) For those of you who haven't bought a kitchen yet: When it comes to kitchens, 'cheap' is a relative term.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I wonder how much time Frank actually spends at home...

 

[The Grimace]

Where did we first hear about John's stories about the motorcycle accident and when he got stabbed in the head?

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Aren't they living in free or cheap housing that's owned by a family member of Frank's? I thought this was because John financially ruined them over rev60 and gsx.

 

[JSGOTI]

Aren't they living in free or cheap housing that's owned by a family member of Frank's? I thought this was because John financially ruined them over rev60 and gsx.

They WERE living in a family-owned house, but this past spring they moved to a new house. Likely because they were asked to vacate the family home because they did not hold up their end of the bargain to renovate and keep the other house clean, seeing how they are filthy people.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Personally, I don't think a non-team member would say "my" coach. He's not your coach if he's not coaching you. I would say "the football coach at my high school."

I see your point and can agree with it in general. Again though, to be fair to John, the quote is 'my high school football coach,' not 'my football coach in high school,' if you went to the high school he coached at you can misleadingly call him your high school coach even without putting on a day of pads for the sport. I read it as he claimed the coach belonged to the high school, not he was on the team of the game he despises so very much as a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be in technology as a career. Plus for all we know John had an ancillary role to the team, similar to OPL's equipment managing of his high school basketball team, so if he was charged with keeping the first down marker fully extended and standing straight on the sideline or anything similar to that, he'd wouldn't be lying taking partial ownership in the program even if the ownership share was totally meager and of the non-contact variety. Fuckin' habitual liar semantics, how do they work?

The space camp commander claim though is now my favorite Flu symptom of the moment. If I was a kid stuck at nerd fantasy camp and adolescent John Walker Flynt decided he was the mission commander over me pretending to go into space while never leaving Earth, I would have probably beaten him to death with my space helmet after a day of him trying to fire off orders in my general direction. The idea of John getting ejected out an airlock in space does hold a certain appeal to me, I freely admit. Forget politics and motorcycles, let's get this chump a crotch rocket of a different type between his legs in the name of science or some shit!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

They WERE living in a family-owned house, but this past spring they moved to a new house. Likely because they were asked to vacate the family home because they did not hold up their end of the bargain to renovate and keep the other house clean, seeing how they are filthy people.

Uh, really? When did this happen?

Far as I know they're still in the same dusty shithole with no furniture, Arbeit Mach Frei cages for Splat and Thud, JOhn's collection of animu figurines he'd like to resemble, and the Rev. 60 workstation of fail.

They moved? First I've heard.

 

[harry]

It's amazing isn't it. Working husband with a PhD. Lived in a house owned by a family member. Owns both a Vive and an Oculus Rift, each costing between $600-800, not to mention the PC to run them. Posts pictures of expensive meals and nerf toys. Runs a "successful" software company and has plans to get into government.

Has a Patreon account.

 

[Count groudon]

I'm amazed Wu isn't tweeting up a storm about Milo making jokes about a trans student during his current tour.

She generally prefers to avoid acknowledging any of her opponents until something happens that would make her believe they wouldn't be able to publicly say something about her. It's like when that one guy (forgot his name) ended up being held overnight by authorities and Brianna spent most of the day flinging shit at him and claimed to be writing an article about, but when he got out the next day when he posted on Twitter that he's out and everything was fine she went dead silent and no mention of said article was made again. Despite frequently blowing smoke out of her ass for being a "strong brave feminist in tech" she's sickeningly cowardly.

 

[AnOminous]

I read it as he claimed the coach belonged to the high school, not he was on the team of the game he despises so very much as a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be in technology as a career.

I only read it that way because I automatically adjust my interpretation of anything John says for the fact that he lies all the time about everything.

If anyone else said the same thing, I'd assume they were calling themselves a football player in high school.