Encounters With SJWs/Tumblristas Offline or In Unusual Communities

Melkor said:
You should've asked them if they believe fiction is reality.
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To be fair, there are a lot of 40k players and fans that do mix up fantasy and reality in often horrifying ways. I am not surprised to find an SJW in the community that does as well.
 
ADN_VIII said:
Don't... poop? What?
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It's a thing you run into sometimes - the short version is that some guys are so sheltered, for whatever reason, that they think women don't have bodily functions. I'm not sure what they think women's bathrooms are for.

I think it's usually associated with people from really repressed, WASPy backgrounds, but I've seen Nice Guys carrying this belief too.
 
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I have an old friend from university who is something of a lolcow, am sure i have brought him up before. He tends to jump on whatever sjw trens is popular right now, never mindif it fits the situation or not. Recently he chewed out a poor irl on facebook for having her tatoos visible on her profile picture. Tatos and peircigs, i learned, is part of racified culture (like poc culture but forced uppon them by the evil white man.
Anyway, she was an awful appropriator forever getting them and he told her in a really condecending way that now she know better and should have them removed.

All of this preaching comes from someone who has hmself painted as a mexican skull as a profile picture
 
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Fleshy Sanik said:
All of this preaching comes from someone who has hmself painted as a mexican skull as a profile picture
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It's really dumb for others to be speaking for a culture that isn't their own, painting their face as a Mexican skull is harmless fun and it's nice for it to be appreciated.

Anyways, haven't really had an encounter with a SJW irl :powerlevel:unless you count me in the past:powerlevel:, but I really thought all-gendered bathrooms and safe spaces were made up until I went to California and Washington jfc.
 
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Unusual community, I think, fits the bill.
So, mild powerlevel here, but I'm a 40k player. For those who don't know, Warhammer 40,000 is set in a grimdark dystopian sci fi far future. Humanity is beset from all sides and war is the only constant. The SJW in question was a newcomer at my usual game shop, since the owner took a minute or two to greet him and he doesn't usually do that for regulars. I wave, being polite, and turn back to the group I was setting up a game with. SJW sits near us to watch, since he expressed interest in maybe learning the rules and playing a game. My opponent says yes, and I'm not too bothered so what the hell, right?

Now, by this point we had finished up deployment and our armies were mostly deployed. His army was Imperial Guard, Night Lords for me. What I can only imagine caught SJW's eye is the smattering of third party minis scattered in my opponent's force. To be specific, he had auxiliary forces and second line units made from female minis. They were rather well done and nicely painted to fit in with the rest of his force, but still a relative minority in his force since his front line units were Cadian minis and there were quite a few on the board. We start playing, and SJW occasionally asks clarification on rules and whatnot, all the new player stuff. Second turn rolls around, and it happens. I deep strike a unit of close combat specialists into his second line and send them on a merry hunt for his lovely female minis with lightning claws and chain weapons.
Cue SJW: Why are you attacking them?
Me: I'm trying to win and his second line has heavy weapons.
SJW: No, why are you attacking the female characters?
Me: ... I just told you.
My opponent: The ladies are soldiers too in this regiment. What's wrong with that?
SJW started a mini rant at this point about how my strategy was sexist. Sexist, because I wanted to win. Sexist, because the mortars crewed by the womenfolk were shredding my cultists and I wanted them silenced. My opponent stops what he was doing and looks sideways at SJW, with the shop owner watching us since SJW is doing nothing to keep their voice down. At this point, I ask SJW what they would do in my situation since I've lost my patience. I get told that I shouldn't move infantry up the middle where mortars can shoot them. What about when I'm near the guns, I ask. Take the crews prisoner, I get back. I say that there isn't a rule for that, and it would be stupid to have. The resulting mini rant had some version of, "killing women at all is sexist and therefore bad" somewhere in it. Now the shop owner comes up and asks SJW to leave because the ranting has distracted three other RPG groups from their games. SJW huffs and what I can only describe as half stomps his way out the door.
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''Womyn should be empowered and given traditionally masculine roles so that they can smash the patriarchy, BUT DON'T SHOOT BACK, THAT'S SEXIST!''
 
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Captain_Asshole said:
''Womyn should be empowered and given traditionally masculine roles so that they can smash the patriarchy, BUT DON'T SHOOT BACK, THAT'S SEXIST!''
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i think a regiment of SJWs would be amazing
just imagine 100 purple haired wymmyn trying to run to the enemy screaming
"I AM STRONG POC WYMMYN DONT SHOOT ME SHITLORD!"
 
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ZehnBoat said:
i think a regiment of SJWs would be amazing
just imagine 100 purple haired wymmyn trying to run to the enemy screaming
"I AM STRONG POC WYMMYN DONT SHOOT ME SHITLORD!"
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I would pay (more) of my 40k budget too play against that army.
 
ZehnBoat said:
i think a regiment of SJWs would be amazing
just imagine 100 purple haired wymmyn trying to run to the enemy screaming
"I AM STRONG POC WYMMYN DONT SHOOT ME SHITLORD!"
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As if she has the chance to finish this sentence.
 
PolexiaAphrodisia said:
View attachment 161216 Spotted today.
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They completely wrapped that sign in tape. Anybody removing it would have to go through some trouble doing it, and might even get spotted. They set a trap.

Too bad it's more likely to get yellowed, wrinkled, and runny after months of it staying there, rather than baiting those darn racists lurking around every corner, waiting to oppress innocent POCs.
 
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One girl I remember from a while back in high school was probably as "Tumblr" as you could get. She had bright blonde hair, dressed in gothic lolita fashion, funky looking dresses and wore some of it to school, wore purple lipstick, etc. So I took French with this girl, and she was probably the only bad part about that class. She was...very "vocal." We didn't talk much, but I could tell from what things she said during class that she was going to be a headache, especially when she would ask questions before the teacher was finished talking (she sat directly behind me too, so it was hard not to hear her sperg about X show of the week with her friend. She did say she had a Tumblr at one point, but I never heard the URL).

This girl and I were assigned together for an assignment where we had to memorize and recite a dialogue between two people in french. Pretty simple, right? Well, if it was, I wouldn't have a story to tell. Anyways, we begin practicing in the hallway and she immediately starts mispronouncing very basic words ("toi" as "toy" and the like). I correct her, and we move on. Despite this, she still had trouble with the same words, so I corrected her again giving her tips on how to pronounce them. She still didn't get it, so I thought one more time helping her out would help hammer home how to pronounce what she was messing up on.

Well, apparently the "third time's the charm" rule didn't apply here, because she fucking snapped at me saying how hard the dialogue was and how stupid French is. She didn't want to do the assignment anymore. So yeah, now my grade for this assignment was in jeopardy because this one girl decided to "BAWWW" about me constantly trying to help her. I try and negotiate, and she tells me something about me constantly correcting and helping her made me seem like an egotistical dick because of how I tried to help her for both our sakes, then went on a spiel about how I acted like all other men. I'm not sure what she meant by that, but I assume it was because I understood French better than her snd simply just wanted to help while she misinterpretted it as me bragging about how good I am.

Either way, my patience ran thin, so I told her that we still had to do the assignment no matter how hard it is. At this point, she said "Shut up, shithead!" right at me, and boy did I heard her loud and clear...

As did my teacher who went into the hallway for an errand.

The girl got a day's detention for using profanity and I was assigned a new partner after pleading my case.

TL;DR: Some girl got offended that I knew how to pronounce French words.
 
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Update: someone is a filthy RACIST
 
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Captain_Asshole said:
''Womyn should be empowered and given traditionally masculine roles so that they can smash the patriarchy, BUT DON'T SHOOT BACK, THAT'S SEXIST!''
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Ironically the realities of being a women soldier can be far worse than being a male soldier. The worst a man can be subjected to if captured is to be executed but there are testimonies from female IDF/Kurdish soldiers who were captured by extremist groups and subjected to unimaginable horrors like being ritually gangbanged for days on end, forced to have sex with animals, or literally eat shit. There's a very good reason it's a bad idea to have women as combat troops and that doesn't even begin to get into the vast differences in physical strength.
 
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Ruin said:
Ironically the realities of being a women soldier can be far worse than being a male soldier. The worst a man can be subjected to if captured is to be executed but there are testimonies from female IDF/Kurdish soldiers who were captured by extremist groups and subjected to unimaginable horrors like being ritually gangbanged for days on end, forced to have sex with animals, or literally eat shit. There's a very good reason it's a bad idea to have women as combat troops and that doesn't even begin to get into the vast differences in physical strength.
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There were a number of rather high profile cases during the Iraq war regarding our female combat pilots getting captured and raped before we could recover them. If it was me, I think, I'd rather just get executed. Quicker, less painful than getting raped and living through the trauma.
 
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Weenus Salesman said:
One girl I remember from a while back in high school was probably as "Tumblr" as you could get. She had bright blonde hair, dressed in gothic lolita fashion, funky looking dresses and wore some of it to school, wore purple lipstick, etc. So I took French with this girl, and she was probably the only bad part about that class. She was...very "vocal." We didn't talk much, but I could tell from what things she said during class that she was going to be a headache, especially when she would ask questions before the teacher was finished talking (she sat directly behind me too, so it was hard not to hear her sperg about X show of the week with her friend. She did say she had a Tumblr at one point, but I never heard the URL).

This girl and I were assigned together for an assignment where we had to memorize and recite a dialogue between two people in french. Pretty simple, right? Well, if it was, I wouldn't have a story to tell. Anyways, we begin practicing in the hallway and she immediately starts mispronouncing very basic words ("toi" as "toy" and the like). I correct her, and we move on. Despite this, she still had trouble with the same words, so I corrected her again giving her tips on how to pronounce them. She still didn't get it, so I thought one more time helping her out would help hammer home how to pronounce what she was messing up on.

Well, apparently the "third time's the charm" rule didn't apply here, because she fucking snapped at me saying how hard the dialogue was and how stupid French is. She didn't want to do the assignment anymore. So yeah, now my grade for this assignment was in jeopardy because this one girl decided to "BAWWW" about me constantly trying to help her. I try and negotiate, and she tells me something about me constantly correcting and helping her made me seem like an egotistical dick because of how I tried to help her for both our sakes, then went on a spiel about how I acted like all other men. I'm not sure what she meant by that, but I assume it was because I understood French better than her snd simply just wanted to help while she misinterpretted it as me bragging about how good I am.

Either way, my patience ran thin, so I told her that we still had to do the assignment no matter how hard it is. At this point, she said "Shut up, shithead!" right at me, and boy did I heard her loud and clear...

As did my teacher who went into the hallway for an errand.

The girl got a day's detention for using profanity and I was assigned a new partner after pleading my case.

TL;DR: Some girl got offended that I knew how to pronounce French words.
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All men understand how to pronounce French properly.
 
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