Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SargonF00t]

At the Chrissie Mayr stand up event where Nick completely bombed (do we have a full video of that?), I think Aaron and April were in attendance but so were Riley and Mint Salad, we know Mint gets around, just speculating here but maybe the reason Nick went after Eric July for seemingly no reason and is so in the bag for Dick is because he had some swinging going with Dick's underling and doesn't want to rock that particular boat.

Nick has always been an utter fanboy of Masterson, so was always going to be critical of Masterson's "enemies", irrespective of any swinging or whatever else did or did not occur.

I doubt that Nick did any swinging with Mint or Riley at the Mayr stand up event, as he would have been focused on roping in April to his polycule.

 

[Law]

Rekieta is the rickety cricket of the internet

Cricket thought a golden retriever was a cool, attractive girl who was in love with him cause he was high on PCP.
Rackets thought a 42 year old man was a cool, attractive girl who was in love with him cause he was high on his own farts and also cocaine.
It's like poetry, it rhymes.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I always thought the stories Nick told about being at bars (gay bars?) and buying people drinks was him trying to pick up swinger couples. I'd love to hear from some of them, I'm sure Kayla got to share some of these bulls with Nick.

Nick went to gay bars and later he gets to be gay behind bars.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Soooo basically, Nick has completely self-destructed and nothing he does will save him LMAO

Remember around this time last year where the worst Nick did was go on a stream and call Eric July NIGGA while fucked out of his mind? Damn! Shoulda Pulled Up.

 

[demicolon]

Anyone who looks into how cocaine is made will quickly realize that it’s in no way victimless. There is so much human suffering involved, including of children, in getting that brief high up to America. It’s one of the only drugs that are truly immoral to purchase and use.

Same for smartphones and chocolate. You feel any guilty that some kid is now disabled from huffing iPod manufacturing fumes, got his hand machetted off for eating the crop, or got buried alive in a coltan mine?
Sheesh.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

if Nick takes the plea deal that's like admitting he did everything they're charging with. That he was in the wrong.
I will laugh endlessly. Poor lil Rackets all huff n puff but in the end it was all true and he'll get on his knees and beg them to lessen it.

 

[thebigdream]

if Nick takes the plea deal that's like admitting he did everything they're charging with. That he was in the wrong.
I will laugh endlessly. Poor lil Rackets all huff n puff but in the end it was all true and he'll get on his knees and beg them to lessen it.

If he pleas be prepared for years of word games where he claims he's not ackshually guilty and that a plea is really just a harmless little legal procedure that the government forced him to do for his keedz. Just like Ralph isn't a sex offender.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

if Nick takes the plea deal that's like admitting he did everything they're charging with. That he was in the wrong.
I will laugh endlessly. Poor lil Rackets all huff n puff but in the end it was all true and he'll get on his knees and beg them to lessen it.

A plea isn't like admitting to everything, it is directly admitting to it. He'll have to stand up in court and tell the judge that he is in fact guilty of what they've accused him of

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

If he pleas be prepared for years of word games where he claims he's not ackshually guilty and that a plea is really just a harmless little legal procedure that the government forced him to do for his keedz. Just like Ralph isn't a sex offender.

He will do the Ralphamale dance.

"I plead no contest, I never plead guilty. Trust me KiwiBros I am actually not a criminal!!!!1111"

"I only did it for my family, I should have fought it and I had good chances if I went to the supreme court, but I did not want to subject my kids to that!"

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

Nick rekieta will take the plea deal and accept his place under the boot of le gubmint, he's nowhere near sophisticated, high IQ or cool enough to attain the title of "not guilty", when he takes that plea deal he will accept he is just regular ol white trash doing rehab, no longer cool enough to do lines of coke off of April's tits

 

[Father Balldo]

When will you guys allow Nick to stream again? It's getting boring...

 

[Cuckoman]

If he accepted a plea deal, he'd probably just get rehab and some CPS visits, especially if he expressed remorse.
Shit, they'd still probably offer him that if he wasn't so retarded.

Accepting a plea deal means he admits he did something wrong.
That will never ever happen.

Feel free to give me a million hats, rainbows and other stickers if I turn out to be wrong.

Also, he should show the judge who is the bull and who is the cuck and speak directly to the jury and tell them about jury nullification and that everyone of them are invited to be on his show after his case is nullified.
Judges like when you talk nullification. Show who is boss, Nick!

 

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People who get tattoos are low-intelligence human garbage. Only the most dim-witted and uncultured among us would ever voluntarily deface our bodies with permanent ink. Tattoos scream "I'm an unrefined simpleton with no taste or class!" They are the calling card of the lowlife, the deadbeat, the white trash.

Yes, tattoos are identifying marks that can either;

1. Be remembered by witnesses after you do a crime
2. Be recorded on files police hold on you, and used to 'suggest' to victims or witnesses that the vague blur they saw on the arm of a perp 'might have been this guy we suspect was involved who has MOM in Fraktur down his forearm'

Only retards get tattoos.

 

[Major]

Anyone who looks into how cocaine is made will quickly realize that it’s in no way victimless. There is so much human suffering involved, including of children, in getting that brief high up to America. It’s one of the only drugs that are truly immoral to purchase and use.

But does Christian family man Nick Rekieta care about some poor South American kid dying in the jungle? No, of course not. He needs to hype up his nights attending fourth rate art shows with his side piece, so who cares how many people suffered to get him that adulterated gram of cocaine for the night.

All drugs are immoral to buy and use. This applies to synthetic drugs too. The homicide rate in most western countries is double or more than it was in the 30s for instance. A lot of that is due to the drug trade.

 

[Desktop User2]

Are all the balldo guards dead? Didn´t hear about them after the deniedocalypse...

 

[Homer Simpson]

All drugs are immoral to buy and use. This applies to synthetic drugs too. The homicide rate in most western countries is double or more than it was in the 30s for instance. A lot of that is due to the drug trade.

I mean, some have some use. Like magic mushrooms when done sparingly and below the threshold can help aleviate things like PTSD and clinical depression. Same with LSD, in below the threshold doses.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Might be prudent to add "Too Afraid to Stream, Total Kiwi Domination" to the thread title. See what happens, nothing probably since he doesn't read this thread, but who knows.

 

[Major]

I mean, some have some use. Like magic mushrooms when done sparingly and below the threshold can help aleviate things like PTSD and clinical depression. Same with LSD, in below the threshold doses.

There's no good evidence of that. Whatever drug it is, it's still the same lowlifes that are peddling it

 

[Swole McPole]

I doubt that Nick did any swinging with Mint or Riley at the Mayr stand up event, as he would have been focused on roping in April to his polycule.

Six way, for sure. Rackets and Lady Gollum, Steel Toe and April, Mint and Riley. No holes unbarred!

I mean, some have some use. Like magic mushrooms when done sparingly and below the threshold can help aleviate things like PTSD and clinical depression. Same with LSD, in below the threshold doses.

People believe all manner of nonsense about their favourite intoxicants, but when the research comes out it generally doesn't support the claims.

 

[Lemondale]

Are all the balldo guards dead? Didn´t hear about them after the deniedocalypse...

He ran out of money, He cant pay them propagandists no more.