Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[ArnbjornsBitch]

So I was doing internet shit, when a thought hit me, I said let's see if our old faggot friend eva is still streaming.

But what I came across not only surprised me, but totally fucking floored me.

I couldn't believe it, Eva is developing a game and has millions of views on youtube. What the fuck did I fucking miss.

So then I stumble upon this forum, read this post and was just dumbfounded. There's just no fucking way this is the same person.

You see, I go way back. Around 2007 back. I was one of the people who actually went to his stream. Not because I enjoyed his stream but mostly because the community chat wasn't terrible, and that he had other streamers who were far more enjoyable like Keefers. His stream pulled around 80-120 regulars, 300+ if someone was streaming a brand new game. But as it went along, Eva was a power tripping, egotistical faggot. He would ban people out of nowhere, and would often delete messages in the chat with no warning. Keefers, a guy on the stream, was essentially garnering up a rebel following. One that enjoyed quality streams instead of listening to Eva eat fucking pizza and whine about his pathetic life. Keefers made friends by having fun streams, with chat activity and silly antics on screen. More people liked Keefers than Eva.

Eva was enraged by all of this. As time went on, you could tell he noticed the switch, people outright defying what he says, not paying attention when he streams. He was getting really pissed really fast. Finally one day, it all came out in the open, someone said "Keefers why don't you just start your own stream" and then for the next half an hour, all hell would break loose in this tiny little corner of the internet.

The guy who said it gets insta banned and his message also gets deleted. The chat breaks out into a frenzy, someone else says YEAH KEEFERS DO IT. Boom. Ban. Someone else says something about keefers. Boom. Ban. Keefers speaks up and says something along the lines of "you know what yeah fuck this shit im starting keefersvidya". And then keefers, one of the best streamers on Eva's channel, gets banned. The chat explodes. Eva continues to ban 90% of his community. He then goes and registers the domain "keeversvidya.com" because he's a petty crybaby and was super butthurt that nobody cared about his exceptional life. He had like 15-20 loyal people left. While more than 100 others including me. Moved on to THEkeefersvidya.com because yeah fuck you Eva.

The next day he apparently made a rage stream about how everybody who liked keefers is a fucking faggot and deserves to die. I do not have reference for this, but I'm more than certain it happened. At this point in his life he was an irrational twat. Totally disconnected with social skills and people in general.

So fast forward to around 2012. My at the time GF and her friend were essentially trolling Evas chat. We'll call my GF's friend Freya. Freya managed to convince Eva that she was seriously in to him. She would compliment him, call him sexy, even PM him things and those conversations got hella l00d. All the while screen capping it and sending it to us. It was honestly a fucking riot. And I've recently re-contacted her so I can post all that shit here. I know she saved some, if not all of it. She went on to troll him up until maybe 2 years ago. They had a falling out and now it makes sense. Almost immediately after my ex and Freya stopped going there. I'm assuming that pushed him into actually developing a game. Too bad he's an idiot and can't dev a game for shit. His game is gonna be a scam and a half I can guarantee that.



Oh yeah, here's a pic that I already have saved. I'm gonna dump a bunch when I get/find them on my PC/cloud.

Well, that explains his ridiculous attitude today. Thanks for sharing.

spams the informative button

 

[LeanQueen]

*ahem*
Hi there, I have found your little "website" looking for YandereDev's blog last night, and I read through all this crap your saying and I think you should be ashamed of yourselfs. YandereDev is a good person. He goes to cons and he is nice to his fans. He's only ever mad at them when they send him useless messages that make it harder for him to get things done!! You guys are being cruel. He is working hard to make a game for you all to enjoy and all you do is insult him. Wow! *claps* He doesn't pay his volunteers bc they are VOLENTEERS they are doing this bc they love this amazing new concept for a game and unlike you they support things they love instead of bashing things they hate. Your spreading lies about him and that's rly mean, and that last bit about cat fishing him, whoever did that is a total bitch. Anyone would be lucky to be with someone like him and you just play pretend and make jokes!? And now you're gonna post all that that is his private messages not yours. What your doing to this perfectly nice developer is horrible how would you feel if someone did this to you, just bc you made a game they didn't like.

 

[Fatcat]

:/

 

[Bob's Fries]

*ahem*
Hi there, I have found your little "website" looking for YandereDev's blog last night, and I read through all this crap your saying and I think you should be ashamed of yourselfs. YandereDev is a good person. He goes to cons and he is nice to his fans. He's only ever mad at them when they send him useless messages that make it harder for him to get things done!! You guys are being cruel. He is working hard to make a game for you all to enjoy and all you do is insult him. Wow! *claps* He doesn't pay his volunteers bc they are VOLENTEERS they are doing this bc they love this amazing new concept for a game and unlike you they support things they love instead of bashing things they hate. Your spreading lies about him and that's rly mean, and that last bit about cat fishing him, whoever did that is a total bitch. Anyone would be lucky to be with someone like him and you just play pretend and make jokes!? And now you're gonna post all that that is his private messages not yours. What your doing to this perfectly nice developer is horrible how would you feel if someone did this to you, just bc you made a game they didn't like.

Hi Eva.

 

[Dio Brando]

*ahem*
Hi there, I have found your little "website" looking for YandereDev's blog last night, and I read through all this crap your saying and I think you should be ashamed of yourselfs. YandereDev is a good person. He goes to cons and he is nice to his fans. He's only ever mad at them when they send him useless messages that make it harder for him to get things done!! You guys are being cruel. He is working hard to make a game for you all to enjoy and all you do is insult him. Wow! *claps* He doesn't pay his volunteers bc they are VOLENTEERS they are doing this bc they love this amazing new concept for a game and unlike you they support things they love instead of bashing things they hate. Your spreading lies about him and that's rly mean, and that last bit about cat fishing him, whoever did that is a total bitch. Anyone would be lucky to be with someone like him and you just play pretend and make jokes!? And now you're gonna post all that that is his private messages not yours. What your doing to this perfectly nice developer is horrible how would you feel if someone did this to you, just bc you made a game they didn't like.

lol calm down

 

[chadmuska]

*ahem*
Hi there, I have found your little "website" looking for YandereDev's blog last night, and I read through all this crap your saying and I think you should be ashamed of yourselfs. YandereDev is a good person. He goes to cons and he is nice to his fans. He's only ever mad at them when they send him useless messages that make it harder for him to get things done!! You guys are being cruel. He is working hard to make a game for you all to enjoy and all you do is insult him. Wow! *claps* He doesn't pay his volunteers bc they are VOLENTEERS they are doing this bc they love this amazing new concept for a game and unlike you they support things they love instead of bashing things they hate. Your spreading lies about him and that's rly mean, and that last bit about cat fishing him, whoever did that is a total bitch. Anyone would be lucky to be with someone like him and you just play pretend and make jokes!? And now you're gonna post all that that is his private messages not yours. What your doing to this perfectly nice developer is horrible how would you feel if someone did this to you, just bc you made a game they didn't like.

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about YandereDev, you little bitch"...?

 

[caffeinated_wench]

*ahem*
Hi there, I have found your little "website" looking for YandereDev's blog last night, and I read through all this crap your saying and I think you should be ashamed of yourselfs. YandereDev is a good person. He goes to cons and he is nice to his fans. He's only ever mad at them when they send him useless messages that make it harder for him to get things done!! You guys are being cruel. He is working hard to make a game for you all to enjoy and all you do is insult him. Wow! *claps* He doesn't pay his volunteers bc they are VOLENTEERS they are doing this bc they love this amazing new concept for a game and unlike you they support things they love instead of bashing things they hate. Your spreading lies about him and that's rly mean, and that last bit about cat fishing him, whoever did that is a total bitch. Anyone would be lucky to be with someone like him and you just play pretend and make jokes!? And now you're gonna post all that that is his private messages not yours. What your doing to this perfectly nice developer is horrible how would you feel if someone did this to you, just bc you made a game they didn't like.

 

[Virus]

Anyone would be lucky to be with someone like him

Your first mistake is assuming Alex has a chance of getting in a relationship with anyone that isn't his right hand.

 

[CWCissey]

*ahem*
Hi there, I have found your little "website" looking for YandereDev's blog last night, and I read through all this crap your saying and I think you should be ashamed of yourselfs. YandereDev is a good person. He goes to cons and he is nice to his fans. He's only ever mad at them when they send him useless messages that make it harder for him to get things done!! You guys are being cruel. He is working hard to make a game for you all to enjoy and all you do is insult him. Wow! *claps* He doesn't pay his volunteers bc they are VOLENTEERS they are doing this bc they love this amazing new concept for a game and unlike you they support things they love instead of bashing things they hate. Your spreading lies about him and that's rly mean, and that last bit about cat fishing him, whoever did that is a total bitch. Anyone would be lucky to be with someone like him and you just play pretend and make jokes!? And now you're gonna post all that that is his private messages not yours. What your doing to this perfectly nice developer is horrible how would you feel if someone did this to you, just bc you made a game they didn't like.

Hi Eva!

EDIT: DAMN! Bob's Fries beat me to it!

 

[Lalala]

*ahem*
Hi there, I have found your little "website" looking for YandereDev's blog last night, and I read through all this crap your saying and I think you should be ashamed of yourselfs. YandereDev is a good person. He goes to cons and he is nice to his fans. He's only ever mad at them when they send him useless messages that make it harder for him to get things done!! You guys are being cruel. He is working hard to make a game for you all to enjoy and all you do is insult him. Wow! *claps* He doesn't pay his volunteers bc they are VOLENTEERS they are doing this bc they love this amazing new concept for a game and unlike you they support things they love instead of bashing things they hate. Your spreading lies about him and that's rly mean, and that last bit about cat fishing him, whoever did that is a total bitch. Anyone would be lucky to be with someone like him and you just play pretend and make jokes!? And now you're gonna post all that that is his private messages not yours. What your doing to this perfectly nice developer is horrible how would you feel if someone did this to you, just bc you made a game they didn't like.

I'm feeling Poes law here

Spoiler: But just in case...

 

[Jack Of Knives]

Lmfao. Eva, working hard? He keeps procrastinating on actual game features. At the rate he works on his clusterfuck of coding, the game will be finished and playable when his shills are old and grey.

 

[Typo]

*ahem*
Hi there, I have found your little "website" looking for YandereDev's blog last night, and I read through all this crap your saying and I think you should be ashamed of yourselfs.

Is this the best a 12 year old can do?

 

[DietCherry]

Is this the best a 12 year old can do?

I think we are supposed to feel threatened

 

[Snacker]

Hi there, I have found your little "website" looking for YandereDev's blog last night

...is this not a website?

 

[CupcakeBitch]

That was pathetic.

 

[LeanQueen]

FYI YandereDev is making his code better every day I'd like to see you do better oh wait you can't! You're just a bunch of losers who want to make fun of someone famous so they can feel better about there own miserable lives. And don't call him by his dead name.
I keep reading through this mess "forum" and you keep saying that including teachers as rivals make yanderedev a perv. It's just realistic to include a variety of different suitors!! Maybe a planned way to get rid of her is to get her arrested! It's her that is a perv not yanderedev. He's using anime tropes. You'd think a bunch of basenet dwellers like you would know that. It's a really complex game of course it's taking him a long time. I bet you all are just ex fans who are mad bc your so impatient he didn't finish it in two days. Well guess what sweetie the world doesn't revolve around you he has a life too you kmow

 

[vertexwindi]

FYI YandereDev is making his code better every day I'd like to see you do better oh wait you can't! You're just a bunch of losers who want to make fun of someone famous so they can feel better about there own miserable lives. And don't call him by his dead name.
I keep reading through this mess "forum" and you keep saying that including teachers as rivals make yanderedev a perv. It's just realistic to include a variety of different suitors!! Maybe a planned way to get rid of her is to get her arrested! It's her that is a perv not yanderedev. He's using anime tropes. You'd think a bunch of basenet dwellers like you would know that. It's a really complex game of course it's taking him a long time. I bet you all are just ex fans who are mad bc your so impatient he didn't finish it in two days. Well guess what sweetie the world doesn't revolve around you he has a life too you kmow

I feel insulted. 0/10, worst bait I've seen in a long time.

 

[Closet Sorcerer]

FYI YandereDev is making his code better every day I'd like to see you do better oh wait you can't! You're just a bunch of losers who want to make fun of someone famous so they can feel better about there own miserable lives. And don't call him by his dead name.
I keep reading through this mess "forum" and you keep saying that including teachers as rivals make yanderedev a perv. It's just realistic to include a variety of different suitors!! Maybe a planned way to get rid of her is to get her arrested! It's her that is a perv not yanderedev. He's using anime tropes. You'd think a bunch of basenet dwellers like you would know that. It's a really complex game of course it's taking him a long time. I bet you all are just ex fans who are mad bc your so impatient he didn't finish it in two days. Well guess what sweetie the world doesn't revolve around you he has a life too you kmow

lol calm down

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

FYI YandereDev is making his code better every day I'd like to see you do better oh wait you can't! You're just a bunch of losers who want to make fun of someone famous so they can feel better about there own miserable lives. And don't call him by his dead name.
I keep reading through this mess "forum" and you keep saying that including teachers as rivals make yanderedev a perv. It's just realistic to include a variety of different suitors!! Maybe a planned way to get rid of her is to get her arrested! It's her that is a perv not yanderedev. He's using anime tropes. You'd think a bunch of basenet dwellers like you would know that. It's a really complex game of course it's taking him a long time. I bet you all are just ex fans who are mad bc your so impatient he didn't finish it in two days. Well guess what sweetie the world doesn't revolve around you he has a life too you kmow

Hey @LeanQueen, I want to ask are you YandereDev in disguise here to defend yourself? If you are could you be 100% honest? If you're not and you're one of his fans from the Reddit please go back and read the posts made. A lot of what was said is the truth. There are no lies or works of fiction.
Yanderedev is...to quote him in his videos. YandereDev is not a nice person.

 

[Caecia]

he has a life too you kmow

Yeah, he's got a whole bunch of sex dolls waiting for him to be less 'busy'.