Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TurdThrower]

Anyone think that Nick will go on "Let's Make a Deal" for his plea deal when he finally accepts reality?

 

[daffodils]

God damn, good thing I'm not the one doing it lol. The way everyone described it to me made me think 12 grams was when you start getting high lol.

The issue here is most likely fresh vs dried. A fresh dose weighs about ten times as much as the equivalent dried dose.

 

[An Autistic Axolotl]

Who's that nice and comfy on the lap of Juju the Cow?


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Now, do you know what makes me sick? Kids testing positive for cocaine?
No, Kiwi-prude child, enjoy prison.

Those disgusting Christians

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[Dizzyuntildeath]

This man sucks meth for dick.
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If you think he needs to be plied to suck dick...

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

"Christianity is a commodity..."
Speaking from experience there, Nicky?
Your nose is showing again...

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Those disgusting Christians

Never mind Russell Brand is a credibly accused serial rapist and pederast - HE'S WEARING UNDERWEAR AT AN ADULT BAPTISM!

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Lol, I googled "rekieta dorito" to see if his crunching was liable to show up and got an interesting result.


The boring explanation turns out that it's just Dick Masterson / Maddox related and one of the people listed by Maddox as a hater was named Dorito.

https://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/

What do you think about calling your masterpiece Kandiyohi County Law Couch?

Absolutely.

 

[Swole McPole]

I just know from family friend using magic mushrooms to treat cluster headaches works. You take like 5 grams and there's no headache, no high.

I don't really have a dog in this fight. Psilocybin and LSD are really safe drugs with hardly any side effects. I'd like to see good outcomes come from their use -- I'm just sceptical that it'll turn out that way. But I've no desire to see any of them regulated by law. People can take whatever they like as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Glowie]

This man sucks meth for dick.
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Upfront fee I two lines of booger sugar, don't forget to subscribe to Patreon for members only content.

 

[AltisticRight]

Who's that nice and comfy on the lap of Juju the Cow?

Maddox going r/fuckcars?
Nice.
Why is Skelly talking about cars? He's still got outstanding fines to pay! The state even sent a debt collector after him. Enjoy that "freedom" in the form of a loisence ID and getting fined for going 3 miles over the limit.
Not everyone wants to pay tens of thousands a year to deal with a vehicle. Maddox lives in LA right? What benefit does a car give him? He's not from buttfuck nowhere Mt. Cooney Spicer Minnesota where skeletal freaks snuff small animals for sexual pleasure.

Those disgusting Christians

>Commodity on the right
Pure blasphemous projection coming from the Satanic Skelly. The man that larped as a "trad Catholic dad", had "trad dad streams" to grift miserable incel middle-aged men is now evangelising against religion being used as a ploy to scam people. Fitting.
At least those scam pastors and wellness merchants won't call Jesus Christ "just some dude who went to whore houses", that's straight up worse than the r/atheism redditor who claims he didn't exist.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Upfront fee I two lines of booger sugar, don't forget to subscribe to Patreon for members only content.

I miss the wholesome times when people would just suck dick for cock.

 

[Desktop User2]

Maddox lives in LA right? What benefit does a car give him?

Isn´t that shithole LA pretty car dependent?

 

[Glowie]

I miss the wholesome times when people would just suck dick for cock.

Time before troons took over faggots and women alike gave head before hip breaking snu snu. Drugs and alcohol has to be involved instead of having fun with significant other.

Society went down the shitter, back in my day.

 

[AltisticRight]

Isn´t that shithole LA pretty car dependent?

The messier downtown areas are decently walkable, wouldn't go out alone at night though.
Overall I would personally still own a car there because I like to have many shopping options rather than sticking to the half a dozen stores near the city zones. It's I guess feasible to bike around there but would get miserable when it's too hot or it rains.
Maddox is self-employed (if you can call what he does a job), so it does make sense that he's not car-dependent. Skelly is also "self-employed" but his drug and prostitute runs to Minneapolis and dwelling locations demand car use. It seems like one is less free than the other.
Time to pay Minnesota state.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Who's that nice and comfy on the lap of Juju the Cow?

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Now, do you know what makes me sick? Kids testing positive for cocaine?
No, Kiwi-prude child, enjoy prison.

Those disgusting Christians
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Once again the ignorance of these atheist hedonists show. Back in the day of the early church you got baptized naked, it’s part of the reason they had deaconesses so that when women were baptized they could have women folk dress and undress them to avoid any trouble

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Who's that nice and comfy on the lap of Juju the Cow?

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Now, do you know what makes me sick? Kids testing positive for cocaine?
No, Kiwi-prude child, enjoy prison.

Those disgusting Christians
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When Nick was still a conservative he would put his faith before his politics, but now that he's a Lolbert it's completely reversed. His political opinions don't come from any solid principals but from what he wants to do at any particular time, nebulous and catered to his every want and whim.

The Church interfered with Nick's fun, essentially challenging his retarded politics in the process, rather than have a return to Jesus moment Nick has gone the other way and thinks the Church should now become a liberal daycare for faggots and trannies rather than a place of worship and reflection for common decent men and women.

Nick has now devolved to skinwalking as a more pathetic and somehow less funny version of Dick Masterson.

 

[Maraschino]

Having been to plenty gay bars, what's far more likely is that Nick is misconstruing any polite attention as the gay men lusting after him.

I think the more likely reason is that a bunch of people at the bar flirted with Nick because he'd openly admit to buying drinks generously and they wanted a piece. What's an easier way to get free alcohol with minimum/no strings attached than to talk to a boozed up "straight" man with more money than sense?

Of course lesbians want Nick's penis, it had nothing to do with the free drinks. Lmao

 

[Briareus]

The fact that he is reply-guying Daxipad and not much else is so pathetic. What compels him to chat up Dax on twitter whilst seemingly avoiding any other interaction? Save of course for when he just had to correct the record on that meme video going around about his denied motion, opening him up for more lashing.

 

[Soapmore]

The fact that he is reply-guying Daxipad and not much else is so pathetic. What compels him to chat up Dax on twitter whilst seemingly avoiding any other interaction? Save of course for when he just had to correct the record on that meme video going around about his denied motion, opening him up for more lashing.

Nick is looking to 'tamp them up solid' any trenches of those who he sees with him, and he sees Juju as that necessary ally so he'll do what he thinks he needs to to do, shoring up Juju's garbage xeets. He needs whatever allies he can get. How amusing to see that even Juju the cow has cucked Nick.

Nick, does Dax get a hit at your woman for every time you stroke his xeet? What's the exchange rate of stroked-xeets to Kayla-bangs? Asking for a friend friends. Note that we'd never talk about your wife as a whore if you hadn't made her to be that.

EDIT: The more salient question may be: What's the exchange rate of stroked-xeets to Kayla- or April-bangs? Who do you value more?

 

[not william stenchever]

The fact that he is reply-guying Daxipad and not much else is so pathetic. What compels him to chat up Dax on twitter whilst seemingly avoiding any other interaction? Save of course for when he just had to correct the record on that meme video going around about his denied motion, opening him up for more lashing.

Reply-guying for Juju is one of the things that the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil has not forbade Rackets from doing. Like good, obedient chattel he is staying within the fenceline.