Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,448 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 606 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,592
Provided he gets into school, even a for profit one, I’m sure the professors will be delighted to have him educate them on the law, since he’s practically a lawyer already. 🙄
He’s getting himself lined up to be bitched at in a lecture hall and made an example of.
He would be one of those know-it-alls that would constantly interrupt.
'Uh eshcuse me buh I shooed taywor shwiff free timesh, I shink I no whuh I'm dooang '
 
He would be one of those know-it-alls that would constantly interrupt.
'Uh eshcuse me buh I shooed taywor shwiff free timesh, I shink I no whuh I'm dooang '

I'd bet in elementary - high school he was the kid that'll remind the teachers they didn't collect homework or assign homework. In between planning a school shooting.
 
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Rusty has been very active on his instagram account recently. Seems like he really wants people to think he is an active and contributing member to society and not a homeless bum wandering around and suing hookers
 
Rusty has been very active on his instagram account recently. Seems like he really wants people to think he is an active and contributing member to society and not a homeless bum wandering around and suing hookers
Then he should really stop liking his own posts. Its a special brand of retard desperation that really stands out.
 
Rusty going to school to become a lawyer is going to be a repeat of when the Wern went to school to become an embryologist. Except there will be no batman pantaloons.
Rusty would hate law school. If the education sinks in, he’ll have to realize what a moron he’s been with these lawsuits.
 
Not an attorney, but I know plenty, and also know a fuckton about college accreditation. This has to be one of those unaccredited California schools, because Russ doesn't have a bachelor's degree (unless I've missed something over the past year or so). My top guess if he had a bachelor's would be Purdue Global or National University law school, but since he doesn't, the most likely ones are Southern California Institute of Law, St. Francis School of Law (although they may require a bachelor's; I didn't look too closely), or Western Sierra Law School, since all three of those are nonprofit (EDIT: SCIL is actually for-profit per their student catalog) and might let him attend for free (assuming he's telling the truth) because he's a gimpy-faced retard with plights. If he misunderstood, I can also see it being Abraham Lincoln School of Law or William Howard Taft University School of Law, both of which are for-profit.

Additionally, like someone else mentioned, I'm 99% sure that every state bar evaluates applicants for character and fitness, which I have trouble seeing Russhole getting past.
If you attend one of the non-ABA accredited law schools in California, you can ONLY sit for the CA bar — and the CA bar is known to be the hardest in the country. As people have shown already, the non-accredited law schools have abysmal pass rates. They’re not law schools. They are scam factories.

A few of the non-accredited schools do distance learning, which is not allowed by the ABA. I assume that’s what he’s doing.

Would these schools also waive the LSAT? I would imagine Russ would fail that given how poorly he did in paralegal school, even if he tried getting accommodations. Hell, I could see him cheating and still failing.
Super hard to cheat on the LSAT. It’s mostly done online now, and they have online proctors in India who interrupt you during the test to do security checks. You can’t do it in a room with mirrors, and anything like a desk or bureau or TV needs to be removed or covered. You also need to show the proctor all four walls and a door, can’t talk during the test, can’t use your phone, can’t let your full face slip out of frame (even a little bit, like if you look down) etc. Have also heard horror stories of proctors playing Bollywood music during the test, but now we are getting off topic.

It’s not really something you could realistically cheat on, either. It tests reading ability and reasoning ability in non-math ways.

Russell is a walking LSAT flaw question though lol. I’d love to see him take it.

He would be one of those know-it-alls that would constantly interrupt.
'Uh eshcuse me buh I shooed taywor shwiff free timesh, I shink I no whuh I'm dooang '
They’re called gunners, and they’re universally hated by other students. He would absolutely be a gunner.
 
Also, I just looked into it, and Southern California Institute of Law appears to have a "special" (lol) admissions process for people who don't have a bachelor's degree. (Extra lol at that URL, but that makes it seem like right up Rusty's alley.)
Their seal with the United Nations laurel wreath and Porsche's bastardised logo just screams class and legitimacy for sure.
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Super hard to cheat on the LSAT. It’s mostly done online now, and they have online proctors in India who interrupt you during the test to do security checks. You can’t do it in a room with mirrors, and anything like a desk or bureau or TV needs to be removed or covered. You also need to show the proctor all four walls and a door, can’t talk during the test, can’t use your phone, can’t let your full face slip out of frame (even a little bit, like if you look down) etc.
A close friend's job entails proctoring people sitting language/citizenship exams for [EU country] from time to time. In addition to the requirement of basically submitting a 360 video tour of the room before starting, they've also got software that detects if you get pop-up notifications and switch browser tabs or windows while on test. I can only imagine online bar exams working similarly.
Anyway, I digress, but it'd be brilliant to get to see footage of Rusty while sitting the bar exam. If he ever gets that far. A man can dream.

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He would drop out and sue them for not *accommodating to his disability.
That rattlesnake sign is somewhat ambiguous. 'reasonable watchfulness' is open to interpretation. If a gimpy faced retard so much as saw a rattler he'd be fixin' to sue. Las Vegas is edgy as fuck, so Russell is a cool dude by virtue of living there. In his head.

As far as law school, he's probably seen a commercial somewhere and has already applied, been accepted unconditionally (remember, his Associates makes him practically a lawyer), graduated and is working in a Real Law FirmTM already. In his head.
 
Pretty sure he means Al Gore. He's such a retard. I don't see him getting past L1 if he really did go to law school, at least a real one. He's too retarded to pass the classes.
If Russell Greer is not the dumbest person alive, he's definitely in the running.

I feel like my IQ drops five points every time I read something he's written, and it takes time for my brain to recover from his outrageous idiocy. The fact that he qualifies as human is astounding, he is a blight on our entire species.
 
If Russell Greer is not the dumbest person alive, he's definitely in the running.
He's one of the dumbest functional people alive, for sure. He's functional in the sense that he can navigate the world without assistance. He can drive, he can (mostly) hold down jobs, he can do the daily activities of living (although he seems to be doing those less, but he's capable of them).

But his ability to understand complex subjects is lacking. He knows the form of his legal filings, but he doesn't understand the why's or the essence of the cases he reads. You can see that in his music as well, he understands some parts of the concept but either he doesn't fully understand it or is incapable of putting the concepts into practice.

Which is why the idea of him being admitted to the bar is crazy.
 
A $10 juice. Where is he getting this money from?
It's actually only like $3-4, the jug-sized one is closer to $10. Might be cheaper in Vegas, I live in a pretty HCOL area.

Nonetheless, of all the varieties that Suja sells, of *course* he's getting the one that's only technically healthy because it has kale in it.

Green delight: 37g of sugar.
Uber greens: 5g of sugar. (Cucumber, chard, celery, grapefruit, lemon)
Mighty dozen: 18g of sugar. (Apple, celery, cucumber, kale, collard greens, lemon)

It's pure Russell to drink the sweetest version of all the green juices they offer. It's definitely the most healthy thing I've ever seen him post, but just because it has kale in it, it doesn't mean it's great for you.
 
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