Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 56 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%

  • Total voters
    354
Who's that nice and comfy on the lap of Juju the Cow?

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Now, do you know what makes me sick? Kids testing positive for cocaine?
No, Kiwi-prude child, enjoy prison.

Those disgusting Christians
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"Stop making schizo revenge content, Maddox"
-Man that spent years stalking and making fun of everything he could about Maddox

"Christianity is a commodity on the right and it's fucking sickening"
-Man that claimed to be a good Christian man to get an audience when he was cheating on his wife and sharing his cocaine with his kid
 
I can't get over the fact that Nick is too afraid to do any streaming content while milking his subscribers.

I wonder how long he can keep the sham going before his locals subscribers get refunds.
The Locals policy is very generous for members and "creator stopped producing content" is a pretty good reason.

4.2.2 Refunds (other than for Locals Coins). The Company’s default position is that it will issue a refund on your behalf for any reason when requested by a Community Member and Company will manage the refund process.

Nick has an obligation to the people who paid him money and he is not delivering.
 
Now, do you know what makes me sick? Kids testing positive for cocaine?
No, Kiwi-prude child, enjoy prison.

Those disgusting Christians
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I can't get over the fact that Nick is too afraid to do any streaming content while milking his subscribers.
Imagine being so cucked that you pay a "streamer" $5/month and get one single stream in a month. I'm not talking about one exclusive stream while the streamer does other stuff, but one stream total. No wonder Nick's subscribers are canceling their subscriptions - he's worse value than a Ubisoft game.

Instead, you get a chat with --still-born-- running 24/7 to entertain you.
 
I wonder how long he can keep the sham going before his locals subscribers get refunds.

They won't, though. They are the most literally! retarded sycophants on the planet, to the point where one of them was saying s/he would allow Nick (a total stranger, mind) to watch her child after the results of his own child's drug test glowed in the dark for coke usage. They actually believe his lies. It's no wonder he can't help himself with the Duper's Delight smile after the shit he gets away with with them.
 
Those disgusting Christians
He doesn´t seem to be criticizing Christianity but LARPing rightoids - dont know if it is the case of Brand, he just seems to be brain fried for whatever he did in his life. That being said, it´s pretty rich for him to do so but maybe he can make sense of it in one of his Bible studies were he finds that Jeebus supports your wife made as an spit roast by two Jamaicans.
 
They won't, though. They are the most literally! retarded sycophants on the planet, to the point where one of them was saying s/he would allow Nick (a total stranger, mind) to watch her child after the results of his own child's drug test glowed in the dark for coke usage. They actually believe his lies. It's no wonder he can't help himself with the Duper's Delight smile after the shit he gets away with with them.
I was a retarded sycophant. When people in other chats were saying Nick was spiraling into cocaine addiction, I defended him. I thought, given my own life experience of having a disabled child that can make you vanish without warning for several minutes at a time, that his absences might be due to a family or child illness, one that he'd not want to talk about on camera, and that his weight loss might reflect the stress of it. I projected my own experiences on him, and being the empathic sort, I defended him.

What a fucking idiot I was.

For as much as Nick repulses me for being a liar and a fraud, I can't but admit that he fooled me.
 
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For as much as Nick revolts me for being a liar and a fraud, I can't but admit that he fooled me.

Just out of curiosity, what snapped you out of it? For me, what ended what interest I had in Nick was him frequently having Drexel on his show, a person I found repellant on every level. It made me consider that if Nick was apparently such good friends with someone like that, that he must have more in common with him than was immediately obvious.
 
Just out of curiosity, what snapped you out of it? For me, what ended what interest I had in Nick was him frequently having Drexel on his show, a person I found repellant on every level. It made me consider that if Nick was apparently such good friends with someone like that, that he must have more in common with him than was immediately obvious.
For me it was seeing the cokestream with my own eyes. There was simply no denying that reality. In a world that is telling me to disbelieve my own senses, I insist on believing mine.

I came to the Drex groomer stuff later, and I can only underline: What does it say about Nick and Kayla that, knowing this about Drex, they still let him in their home with kids around? EDIT/ADD: This swirls in my head while I think about how an 8 year old tests positive for cocaine. What the fuck is going on there.
 
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Who's that nice and comfy on the lap of Juju the Cow?

Just like Ethan Ralph. When they fall below rock bottom, can't show themselves on the internet without being humiliated and almost nobody will even talk to them anymore, they still have Juju's dick to ride.

What is more funny than a guy a riding a bike?

A guy with a massive trust fund getting multiple traffic tickets because he is too retarded to pay for car insurance and then refusing to pay the tickets.

Or an adult who is so brain damaged and stupid that he can't even pay his own property taxes. Daddy has to go and pay them for him.
 
Just like Ethan Ralph. When they fall below rock bottom, can't show themselves on the internet without being humiliated and almost nobody will even talk to them anymore, they still have Juju's dick to ride.

What is more funny than a guy a riding a bike?

A guy with a massive trust fund getting multiple traffic tickets because he is too retarded to pay for car insurance and then refusing to pay the tickets.

Or an adult who is so brain damaged and stupid that he can't even pay his own property taxes. Daddy has to go and pay them for him.
Wetbrain is as wetbrain does.
 

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I can't get over the fact that Nick is too afraid to do any streaming content while milking his subscribers.

I wonder how long he can keep the sham going before his locals subscribers get refunds.
The Locals policy is very generous for members and "creator stopped producing content" is a pretty good reason.



Nick has an obligation to the people who paid him money and he is not delivering.
It's immensely difficult for me to have any sympathy for the people that re-upped after the arrest.

And honestly, it's rather difficult for me to have too much sympathy for anybody giving him money in the months leading up to the arrest too. It's just that after the arrest is where it becomes utterly insane.

What a fucking idiot I was.

For as much as Nick repulses me for being a liar and a fraud, I can't but admit that he fooled me.
He fooled a lot of people for years. His fall wouldn't be as pronounced if he didn't.
 
I don't really have a dog in this fight. Psilocybin and LSD are really safe drugs with hardly any side effects. I'd like to see good outcomes come from their use -- I'm just sceptical that it'll turn out that way. But I've no desire to see any of them regulated by law. People can take whatever they like as far as I'm concerned.
This is the correct take. Problem is fucktards like Nick expose their kids to it, stop caring for his children and ultimately they start stealing and breaking the law to feed their habit. We wouldn't need regulation if people like Nick, April and Kayla didn't use them and destroy it for everyone else.
 
Who's that nice and comfy on the lap of Juju the Cow?

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Now, do you know what makes me sick? Kids testing positive for cocaine?
No, Kiwi-prude child, enjoy prison.

Those disgusting Christians
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Dax, Vito and Rekieta all fill me with such an intense level of disgust and hatred when they interact and talk. It's drenched in arrogance; they love the sound of their own voices and are so narcissistic despite being wrong about literally everything. Truly the most insufferable lolcows this site has the displeasure of cataloguing.
 
It took me years to realize he was not a harmless goofball so you're not alone. Slowly, I began to hate him.
since we're sharing, for me, it was shortly after i discovered him that i realized that his takes were retarded and he's an alcoholic. the vic stuff drew me in but it also got me out. and once that whole clusterfuck went down and i saw him be so unbelievably wrong about the outcome of that case after making so much money off it, i realized i don't need to pay attention to anything else he said, and i didn't.

next time i checked in was the "bottle up the ass" saga. i watched his explanation and realized he was indeed a spoiled, alcoholic bum with shit takes who i could continue to ignore, and i did, until dear john. the rest is history.
 
This is the correct take. Problem is fucktards like Nick expose their kids to it, stop caring for his children and ultimately they start stealing and breaking the law to feed their habit. We wouldn't need regulation if people like Nick, April and Kayla didn't use them and destroy it for everyone else.

Agree, though I think we've got adequate child protection laws to deal with that stuff. Does it make any difference whether Rekieta's kids are snorting coke or sipping his bourbon on the regular? We should be sending in the Child Protection people which ever he's doing. Hell, I'd want to send them in because he's fucking swinging. Swing all you like, but once it starts to have an impact on your children and their sense of security, I'd want to be taking a very close look at what's going on in that household.
since we're sharing,

For me, it was Monty. I was always sceptical of Nick and never a fan -- I think because I struggled with the idea that he could be an actual practicing lawyer. I was following the clips channels though.

When Monty decided he was going to sue him, my doubts became impossible to ignore. Everything he did was the exact opposite to what 'real' lawyers would have done. It seemed as though he thought he could make more money from being sued than he could from doing the right thing -- ie, apologizing and settling the case. So I became more curious about him when previously I'd mostly just ignored him. I don't think I'd ever come across a lawyer who was a solid lolcow before.

And so the more I watched, the weirder it all got. He'd just started his locals. They were all showing off tits and ass and drunken wine moms were flirting. It seemed obvious to me that he was either swinging or looking to swing. Then we had the Hedonism II trip and I was totally hooked.
 
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