Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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King Kiwi said:
There's a few things that she doesn't seem to be:

A lover: he would brag about it. Just because he mentions he still intends to find love or is looking for in real life love, doesn't mean it's her. Even with coaching, he would still find some way to brag about it.

A troll: She seems to have no endgame. She doesn't seem to be poking fun at him anywhere online and is very clandestine.

A friend: I don't get friend vibes. She doesn't seem to particularly like being with Chris, while she does seem to help him it's not like there's evidence of her trying to get him to cut ties with people who use him.

What does she seem to be?

Hired help/an enabler. If it's not by Caden, it's by someone else or her own initiative. She also seems to be resigned if not helping exploiting Chris by bankrolling and profiting off of him.

Security detail: she stops him from acting like a doofus in public.

Wrangler: same thing.

Even if she originally started out wanting to help Chris, by now she's just an enabler.

For some reason he's her kink.
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Probably friend of Caden that is also interested in Christory. Helps keep an eye on Chris, not tard out, and get him to do what Caden wants because Chris trusts women more. Probably gets paid a portion of what Chris brings in by Caden.
 
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Vibralldo said:
Probably friend of Caden that is also interested in Christory. Helps keep an eye on Chris, not tard out, and get him to do what Caden wants because Chris trusts women more. Probably gets paid a portion of what Chris brings in by Caden.
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I'm really thinking she's some dowdy spinster cousin of his with no online presence and the Finland thing is just BS they told him so that he wouldn't try to come to her house or look her up online.

Not exactly trolling but it would explain why she always has to leave (especially to Chris) and if she wants to take a few weeks to a month or two off she has an excuse that's valid.
 
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King Kiwi said:
I'm really thinking she's some dowdy spinster cousin of his with no online presence and the Finland thing is just BS they told him so that he wouldn't try to come to her house or look her up online.

Not exactly trolling but it would explain why she always has to leave (especially to Chris) and if she wants to take a few weeks to a month or two off she has an excuse that's valid.
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I guess Chris banging his cousin is an upgrade from banging his mom.
 
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If she had nothing to hide then why she tries so hard?

I feel like she is probably a lolcow by her own right, maybe she even already has a thread on KF but it hasnt been connected yet.
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I agree with the sentiment but I really doubt she's been "found" before, lol, someone would have pointed it out. She was probably an otherwise anonymous (or pseudonymous, rather) terminally online individual with a nascent interest in Chris/Christory who has ended up in over her head, hence why she seems so uncomfortable to be in public with him but continues to wrangle him regardless.

This is how Fiona explained her obsession with him:
"I know he's an absolute bigoted idiot. But he's one I want to protect and take care of in a weird way. I empathize with him when he blabs on and on about his special interests, knowing that I used to be an obsessive Pokemon fangirl as a kid, similar to how he is with Sonic(hu).
I see him as human, albeit a highly broken one."

I suspect a similar (sort of) motivation with Flutter - hell, from the name it's clear that they bonded over My Little Pony. Dealing with him irl has probably disillusioned her in some sense. Maybe it really is money keeping her on, but is Caden milking Chris that profitable? I can't imagine Caden would hire a random 30 year old cousin to work with him, no one who wasn't already fascinated by Chris would be way too horrified by him to deal with his shit, even intermittently, for this long.
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
I guess Chris banging his cousin is an upgrade from banging his mom.
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Chris would be coming a long way doing that.

Probably returning to his roots. Because really, my bet it was always the first cousin a hundred years ago. Maybe not recently but there's got to be at least five generations of marrying the first cousin. Actually, Barb might be royalty after all.

Who's to say?
 
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Syntaxion said:
No one posted this yet?

They've been sighted in Helsinki, Finland together
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I can't fucking believe it. The Finnish Connection was correct after all. I had honestly completely dismissed it.

For Chris to travel to Finland (to meet her parents?) now makes me think the marriage thing might be real too....

Christory enters a new era soon? Crystal Weston Chandler a possibility after all? The mind boggles.
 
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For the first time ever Chris leaves US... and comes with this potato chick to Finland, proving the connection. Crazy indeed

The Un-Clit said:
Crystal Weston Chandler a possibility after all?
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I wouldn't jump to these conclusion they are dating, fucking and planning to live together. There is still a possibility this is Caden's "publicity stunt", to make people is CWC sphere lose their shit over this event. Or Flutter wants to introduce her autistic American friend to her family.

Besides, sorry if it was answered millions of times, but wouldn't hormones, shitty lifestyle and other abnormalities make Chris practically impotent?
 
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Syntaxion said:
No one posted this yet?

They've been sighted in Helsinki, Finland together
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interesting. so this either confirms the finland theory as correct. or caden sent chris and flutter there on purpose to revive the finland stuff since someone was getting too close to the truth.

my question now becomes if flutter being from finland is true does she live in helsinki? or is helsinki just the easiest way to get to where she actually lives?

also i dont remember if this was brought up before but in that clip of chris saying what is assumed to be flutters name what if he was trying to say anni? but he just pronounces it weird? i know of a few finns named anni so maybe thats it? apologies if this was brought up already.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
my question now becomes if flutter being from finland is true does she live in helsinki? or is helsinki just the easiest way to get to where she actually lives?
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A little powerleveling, but I've been to Finland before and AFAIK Helsinki basically is the only main international airport they have. Most of the others have weekly flights, monthly flights, and often only to and from Helsinki.

Easiest way to get anywhere in Finland from another country would be, fly to Helsinki then train to wherever. But if they've been seen in Helsinki, I assume they're staying either there, or closeby. But that's just a random guess, maybe some Finnish users would know better.

But wherever they're staying in Finland, I'd wager they'd have to go through Helsinki first.
 
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So remember a few months back when Chris was spotted in Dallas?

Well I found a flight schedule linking Dallas and Helsinki
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Now this also ties into the Richmond spotting too.

There was speculation at the time that Flutter was flying in from Charlotte

Charlotte to DFW is a pretty common flight:

So with this I'm thinking the "Flutter is Finnish" theory is true. However I'm here to present a new theory, this is not Chris' first trip to Finland.

So in the months leading up to the Dallas sighting Chris' content was stranger than usual given all the AI generated videos and stuff like the gravel collecting video being obviously prerecorded (deciduous trees are not bare in late April). There is a reddit post from early May from a Big Island local stating that Chris had been gone for weeks at that point: https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanS..._work_a_mile_away_from_chris_chans_house_and/

Given that Caden is pulling the strings Chris could've very well pre recorded those videos and Caden posted them as filler content while he was away. I think it's kind of ironic that the two AI videos between the gravel video and the Dallas sighting were him singing Finnish songs:
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His last known sighting before Dallas was March 25th:

This post will tie into a post I'll make in Random Thoughts and Questions.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I see people in Finland are just as retarded about taking videos and photos as Americans are. Why the hell couldn't they get a video from the front?
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Finland does have stricter public photography laws in the US (if someone "doesn't want to be seen", you can't publish photos of them publicly), so it's more understandable here IMO.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
also i dont remember if this was brought up before but in that clip of chris saying what is assumed to be flutters name what if he was trying to say anni? but he just pronounces it weird? i know of a few finns named anni so maybe thats it? apologies if this was brought up already.
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Or Helmi? Helmi Ikävalko being one of the mutual follows on Duolingo.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
Finland does have stricter public photography laws in the US (if someone "doesn't want to be seen", you can't publish photos of them publicly),
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this could explain why its so hard to find any actual photos of flutter. unless we find her name most likely nothing will be found.
 
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