Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

so why is flutter needed? is she there as some form of living real doll for chris so he can resist the urge to go back home and get another taste of the barbussy?

Chris has a long history of not listening to men, at all, except maybe sometimes, his father. Caden being hundreds of miles away, and no doubt some arrangement with Chris to produce tard gold, in exchange for living at Caden's house, has no way of managing Chris. Chris has that ability to tune out people, and someone yapping at him on the internet, and not in person, Chris will eventually just stop listening to that person.

The type of human Chris will listen to, and has bent over backwards for, is women. Chris will listen to a woman, especially if they push buttons of his he likes.

Caden says produce content, and Chris just farts and goes back to making fart noises and playing with legos. Flutter shows up and suggest Chris make some videos in that "anime voice" and suddenly he's hard at work.

Chris sounded like he had a both way thing with Barb, one minute she's screaming at him, the next she's being "motherly" to him. Someone like Flutter could ream him out behind closed doors, then "reward" Chris by being nice. And Chris's fatass will go along with that.

If you're going to manipulate Chris, a woman, in person, is the best way to do it.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

The only conceivable situation to me is Flutter is a tard wrangler to entice Chris to churn out more content/product. If she were an autist smart enough to avoid cameras and attention as she supposedly does you'd think she'd know better than to go out and about with him. There's no evidence of her being tied to Finland, I doubt they are intimate, and the latest idea of her being a drug mule might be the most retarded.

She's Caden's mule and when she visits Chris, it's not just to wrangle him. But also to move product.

Who the fuck would put a drug mule with a retarded man child who attracts so much attention.

Considering the situation Caden is put in I imagine it'd be in his best interest to keep a clean nose and milk Chris for what he's worth now that he's shackled himself to him, and frankly it seems to be paying off for him.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

If people who saw them in public would stop being retards and get a clear face picture it would make it much easier to identify her.

If they're in public, it's perfectly legal to photograph them. Legally you have no right to privacy when out in public and that means photography, too.

It's equally as possible as that she's just a weirdo who's genuinely into Chris for some reason but the way she reacts when he's trying to get handsy makes me think she's more than assumed.

This is what I've maintained since the beginning. I don't think she is a tard wrangler, has any connection with Caden, or is involved in any conspiracy.

I think redditors are unable to cope with the fact that marginally attractive 5/10 women like Fiona and Flutter will seek out Chris for a relationship out of a mix of autistic fixation/genuine attraction/wanting to be fame fuckers.

This is compounded by the fact that most people cannot bring themselves to simply walk up to Flutter and say "HEY CHRIS CHAN AND GIRL LOOK HERE!" and snap a picture of their bewildered faces or just blatantly film them out of either pure fear, nerves or this outdated desire to uphold this code of not being a "ween" or "poo-toucher" and wanting to respect the boundaries of a man who literally raped his own elderly mother.

 

[demicolon]

Who the fuck would put a drug mule with a retarded man child who attracts so much attention.

The guy who got caught growing shrooms, one of the easiest drug to be stealthy about producing?

This is compounded by the fact that most people cannot bring themselves to simply walk up to Flutter and say "HEY CHRIS CHAN AND GIRL LOOK HERE!" and snap a picture of their bewildered faces or just blatantly film them out of either pure fear, nerves or this outdated desire to uphold this code of not being a "ween" or "poo-toucher" and wanting to respect the boundaries of a man who literally raped his own elderly mother.

Who do you think takes all those pictures that show nothing that could be traced?

 

[BBW Hunter]

This is what I've maintained since the beginning. I don't think she is a tard wrangler, has any connection with Caden, or is involved in any conspiracy.

The simplest explanations are usually correct and the simplest explanation is that she is just some chick who likes Chris.

I do believe that any chick interested in Chris is almost definitely chronically online. She probably has a massive online footprint. It's only a matter of time before that gets cracked open, at which time there's gonna be an insane flood of content.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This is what I've maintained since the beginning. I don't think she is a tard wrangler, has any connection with Caden, or is involved in any conspiracy.

I think redditors are unable to cope with the fact that marginally attractive 5/10 women like Fiona and Flutter will seek out Chris for a relationship out of a mix of autistic fixation/genuine attraction/wanting to be fame fuckers.

This is compounded by the fact that most people cannot bring themselves to simply walk up to Flutter and say "HEY CHRIS CHAN AND GIRL LOOK HERE!" and snap a picture of their bewildered faces or just blatantly film them out of either pure fear, nerves or this outdated desire to uphold this code of not being a "ween" or "poo-toucher" and wanting to respect the boundaries of a man who literally raped his own elderly mother.

One thing that swayed me is that every photo of flutter in the wild is posted on a 4 year old Reddit account with zero other posts. I get using a sock to post it, but a 4 year old reddit sock means it was likely purchased, and your typically redditer isn't going to buy a sock account and would just make a new one instead. Seems odd that all of the accounts did that.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

So here's a plot twist, how do we know Flutter is a singular person? Perhaps it's an Orphan Black situation and there are half a dozen of these cabbage patch people out there? I'd have to tip my fedora at that level of Opsec.

Funniest part is that Chris would be none the wiser.

marginally attractive 5/10 women

Iugh, there are barely a few blurry pics of her face, but she's gross. She looks like those people who get a face transplant. The only thing she has going for her is not being a fatso, but that's about it.

The simplest explanations are usually correct and the simplest explanation is that she is just some chick who likes Chris.

This. While there could be some level of shenanigans, we are dealing with morons here, so there is no big conspiracy.

Stuff like not having clear pictures of her face is just plain ol' dumb luck, not that she has some autistic version of spider-sense and manages to avoid cameras like some kind of midget ninja.

 

[AnOminous]

I get using a sock to post it, but a 4 year old reddit sock means it was likely purchased, and your typically redditer isn't going to buy a sock account and would just make a new one instead. Seems odd that all of the accounts did that.

People who engage in shenanigans often buy accounts in bulk with characteristics like age, karma (on plebbit), followers (real or otherwise) and other nonsense adding value.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

People who engage in shenanigans often buy accounts in bulk with characteristics like age, karma (on plebbit), followers (real or otherwise) and other nonsense adding value.

Right, but why would random Redditers do that? Seems odd

 

[185405]

You're all retarded. I have like 2 old reddit accounts that I literally never used or posted anything on, anyone could have one like these lmao.

I don't know if you guys just have too much time on your hands or maybe you're investing too much energy on this, maybe it's the lack of content.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

You're all retarded. I have like 2 old reddit accounts that I literally never used or posted anything on, anyone could have one like these lmao.

I don't know if you guys just have too much time on your hands or maybe you're investing too much energy on this, maybe it's the lack of content.

Yup, this.
Besides, showing us more info on Flutter and all of that is what I want.
I feel like less and less people are actually reading the first post on there.
I feel like I could edit it more, perhaps add the lolcow docs pics, although I am still cringed out by those vids...
Idk. Plus, again, no Flutter content. Flutter in particular wasn't seen at all since August 19. I think she had another leave.
She will return eventually though.

 

[King Kiwi]

I don't know if you guys just have too much time on your hands or maybe you're investing too much energy on this, maybe it's the lack of content.

40 hour work week homes. I got to blow my free time somewhere.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Is she autistic?

 

[themarchivist2]

Spent the last couple hours in Blender using these 2 reference photos:

and this tool from KeenTools to make a model of Flutter's face. It looks like shit, but it's essentially the best reference of her we can get at the moment. For the texture, I composited the first photo with a metahuman lookalike of Flutter I made a few months ago, since the first photo on its own wasn't usable (mostly due to the hand and shit-quality eyes). The hair is short to make things easier in Blender, but I tried to frame her face as closely to the photos we've seen as possible.

Some angles in higher quality:

 

[A_Skellington]

-Blender artwork-

I don't think that's terribly accurate unless she's secretly the Bride of Chucky.
Isn't there some national phenotype that's a potato?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Spent the last couple hours in Blender using these 2 reference photos:
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and this tool from KeenTools to make a model of Flutter's face. It looks like shit, but it's essentially the best reference of her we can get at the moment. For the texture, I composited the first photo with a metahuman lookalike of Flutter I made a few months ago, since the first photo on its own wasn't usable (mostly due to the hand and shit-quality eyes). The hair is short to make things easier in Blender, but I tried to frame her face as closely to the photos we've seen as possible.
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Some angles in higher quality:
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I'm sorry, I cannot take this seriously.
This is peak and made my day.

 

[King Kiwi]

Maybe that's why she hides her face.

God damn that's scary.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Spent the last couple hours in Blender using these 2 reference photos:
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and this tool from KeenTools to make a model of Flutter's face. It looks like shit, but it's essentially the best reference of her we can get at the moment. For the texture, I composited the first photo with a metahuman lookalike of Flutter I made a few months ago, since the first photo on its own wasn't usable (mostly due to the hand and shit-quality eyes). The hair is short to make things easier in Blender, but I tried to frame her face as closely to the photos we've seen as possible.
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Some angles in higher quality:
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Still gets 100 Matches a day on tinder while average Joe 1-2 in three months

 

[PhoBingas]

I wonder something like this too. She's Caden's mule and when she visits Chris, it's not just to wrangle him. But also to move product.

I was thinking she might be helping Caden move shit, but Flutter seems pretty unique. Not many blonde gnomes in her neck of the woods, might invite a little suspicion if police or airport security saw her repeatedly coming and going... but she is a woman, so she's probably under a little less scrutiny than a guy.
I think people are more right when they're saying Flutter is someone Caden is paying to wrangle Chris and either keep him on task or keep him from flipping out and acting like his usual spergy self.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Have two Fluddas.