Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[The Un-Clit]

Don't you have to be attractive to be a stewardess?

She looks to be cute in a hobbit sort of way, at least until we can get a clear face shot and see if her face is wrinkled like a crone or smooth as a woman in her early 20s and confirm that. However I don't think I've ever seen that SHORT of a stewardess. She can't be an inch over 5ft tall.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

She looks to be cute in a hobbit sort of way, at least until we can get a clear face shot and see if her face is wrinkled like a crone or smooth as a woman in her early 20s and confirm that. However I don't think I've ever seen that SHORT of a stewardess. She can't be an inch over 5ft tall.

Chris is 5'10 and she's a foot or more shorter than he is based on photos. I'd put her around 4'9 based on what we've seen

 

[King Kiwi]

If she were a troll, she'd be on here bragging about what a genius she is. My theory is trust fund baby or someone with a very lax job that allows them to do whatever the hell they want and visit Chris at the drop of his fat ass.

It's possible she's working with Caden but she seems to share some sort of Teflon tard tenacity to her to put up with Chris for so long.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

the time limit for flutter to be a troll has long passed. if she is a troll shes only trolling herself by willingly spending time with chris. with how much control caden and praetor has over chris currently i think shes either working with caden or somebody that has been approved to be around chris by caden. she could be a trust fund kid but if shes that rich you would think her picture would be out there somewhere.

my theory currently is that shes been around longer than we realize but it was mainly an online thing. i think the reason its hard to find any pictures of her is because shes a NEET who rarely takes photos due to her weird face. she could have also dyed her hair in the past.

if shes an MLP fan i would also not rule out the chance that shes a furry and maybe even an artist which would explain how she has the money to visit chris. it would also mean that she could be right out in the open and nobody would know because shes wearing a fur suit.

 

[Jakub4]

Chris is 5'10 and she's a foot or more shorter than he is based on photos. I'd put her around 4'9 based on what we've seen

I wouldn't say that full foot for sure. She can be to 5'1 even. Difficult to rate based on these photos.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris ain't spilling the beans on her.

That's pretty unusual that he wouldn't talk about her more, so I think that strongly indicates he's received coaching like people are saying.

Hah! I wonder if Caden could be charged again for grooming.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Chris ain't spilling the beans on her.

That's pretty unusual that he wouldn't talk about her more, so I think that strongly indicates he's received coaching like people are saying.

Hah! I wonder if Caden could be charged again for grooming.

If he gets charged for anything within the next 4 years, he is going to jail for around 10 years.
If we do get anything, it'll be big.

 

[King Kiwi]

If he gets charged for anything within the next 4 years, he is going to jail for around 10 years.
If we do get anything, it'll be big.

I'll order pizza with kiwi and pineapple with ham and cabbage. It'll be a fun time.

God, I miss when Chris was arrested. It really was a good summer.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

God, I miss when Chris was arrested. It really was a good summer.

Met my wife that summer. 2021 was a really good year.

 

[D is for Stupid]

God, I miss when Chris was arrested. It really was a good summer

The funny thing is that even in jail he was more entertaining then he is right now.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

The funny thing is that even in jail he was more entertaining then he is right now.

yed

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

God, I miss when Chris was arrested. It really was a good summer.

The funny thing is that even in jail he was more entertaining then he is right now

I remember people hoping Chris-Chan interest in Islam in prison would go somewhere hilarious. The Jihadist saga could’ve been hilarious. Isis and Al-Qaeda would've publicly disowned Chris out of embarrassment.

 

[Ammyterasu]

God, I miss when Chris was arrested. It really was a good summer.

>Buck Breaking documentary takes the internet by storm
>irl buck breaking in the Italy vs England final of Euro 2020 (postponed because of covid)
>more good quality shitposting from the Tokyo olympics
>the incest leak and arrest happened
It was one crazy good summer.

 

[BeatboxBill]

I remember people hoping Chris-Chan interest in Islam in prison would go somewhere hilarious. The Jihadist saga could’ve been hilarious. Isis and Al-Qaeda would've publicly disowned Chris out of embarrassment.

I think that was that ween Michael Afghani and his group of tards who tried to get Chris to become a Muslim when he was in jail.

They were planning to convert Chris to Islam because they thought it would somehow rehabilitate him, but Chris immediately declined Michael’s offer to join because obviously he thinks he is Jesus he is batshit crazy and he wants people to join Neo Spiritual Christianity his cult rather than face reality and it’s consequences.

 

[King Kiwi]

Looks like Flutter got gone.

Or maybe Chris has her locked in the attic. I'd believe either one.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Looks like Flutter got gone.

Or maybe Chris has her locked in the attic. I'd believe either one.

She never stays too long. Now that summer is over, she might well be back in college or university.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Looks like Flutter got gone.

Or maybe Chris has her locked in the attic. I'd believe either one.

Every time someone says this, some ween on Reddit uploads a picture of Chris with Egg within less than a day

 

[King Kiwi]

She looks to be cute in a hobbit sort of way, at least until we can get a clear face shot and see if her face is wrinkled like a crone or smooth as a woman in her early 20s and confirm that. However I don't think I've ever seen that SHORT of a stewardess. She can't be an inch over 5ft tall.

Oh, I don't think we'd be getting Chris outta that hobbit hole for a while. No hanky panky for the giant.

 

[CFC-12]

It's one thing to run into Chris or be morbidly fascinated by how grotesque he is, but Flutter is on some other level.

It's reasonable to assume that anyone who would be genuinely attracted to someone like Chris is probably a pretty loopy motherfucker themselves. Or who knows, maybe he's somewhat more tolerable to be around now that he's permazooted on anti psych meds.

Still pretty fucking weird that nobody knows anything at all about Flutter. My personal theory is that she's some turbo autist who never maintained an online presence anywhere and happened to meet Chris at a group home or an event or something, only vaguely aware that he was big on the internet in some capacity. I don't know how likely that is, but baseless speculation is kind of all we have to go off right now.

 

[Jakub4]

It's reasonable to assume that anyone who would be genuinely attracted to someone like Chris is probably a pretty loopy motherfucker themselves. Or who knows, maybe he's somewhat more tolerable to be around now that he's permazooted on anti psych meds.

Still pretty fucking weird that nobody knows anything at all about Flutter. My personal theory is that she's some turbo autist who never maintained an online presence anywhere and happened to meet Chris at a group home or an event or something, only vaguely aware that he was big on the internet in some capacity. I don't know how likely that is, but baseless speculation is kind of all we have to go off right now.

Unlikely. Flutter doesn't seemSomeone is paying her to spend time with him. She doesn't show herself because she doesn't want to be known for spending time with Chris, who had sex with his own mother. interested in Chris. No one wants to be exposed as a friend of a literal motherfucker.