Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Maybe flutter is fiona 2.0?

Maybe she's stupid and nigger enough to do that.
I am extremely doubtful Chris would be able to keep to himself from boasting about having a girlfriend who he was regularly banging, although he does look like he’s zombified on anti-psychotics or something these days so who knows.

I suspect she’s getting paid by Caden (Or at least getting trips paid for), maybe she doesn’t have much money and likes visiting from wherever and also likes conventions so would be a good match to go with Chris as a sort of wrangler/minder.

Or as a more out there idea maybe she’s into abnormal psychology and is hanging out with Chris to study him to write a book or something.
I'm sorry, but I have to reject this theory. If I didn't, I would be accepting that the Minions exist in this universe and that is something I do not wish upon my greatest enemies.
Perhaps they are working hard behind the scenes to keep furries, Sonic OC’s and other autistic creations numbers down? A sort of benevolent Minion death squad.
 
Someone mentioned she might be a trust fund baby or be the nursemaid for her geriatric relatives or something (because who else are they going to leave all their money too)?

I definitely get some kind of caretaker or tard wrangler vibes from her at times.

Not official for Chris but maybe she thought she could tame him or something while still sharing some of his interests.

No one just one day decides they want to go out and be friends with Chris. This is something the little lady planned for some time and has made the necessary arrangements and procure the necessary funds to engage in this dicey endeavor.

It's one thing to run into Chris or be morbidly fascinated by how grotesque he is, but Flutter is on some other level.
 
Someone mentioned she might be a trust fund baby or be the nursemaid for her geriatric relatives or something (because who else are they going to leave all their money too)?

I definitely get some kind of caretaker or tard wrangler vibes from her at times.

Not official for Chris but maybe she thought she could tame him or something while still sharing some of his interests.

No one just one day decides they want to go out and be friends with Chris. This is something the little lady planned for some time and has made the necessary arrangements and procure the necessary funds to engage in this dicey endeavor.

It's one thing to run into Chris or be morbidly fascinated by how grotesque he is, but Flutter is on some other level.
If she is a genuine friend we at least know she is capable of feeling shame because she usually hides her face. So not a sociopath. Maybe. Or just one smart enough to not want to get doxxed.

If she's his wrangler she is def just trying to keep her identity a secret for obvious reasons. She'd get harassed for doing her job.

Come on Flutter Egg Cabbage, throw us a bone
 
If she is a genuine friend we at least know she is capable of feeling shame because she usually hides her face. So not a sociopath. Maybe. Or just one smart enough to not want to get doxxed.

If she's his wrangler she is def just trying to keep her identity a secret for obvious reasons. She'd get harassed for doing her job.

Come on Flutter Egg Cabbage, throw us a bone
Here's the thing, someone would have to very intentionally go out of their way to try to hang out with Chris.

Just because she pretends to be a Kawaii anime girlfriend or whatever doesn't mean she's not a full grown woman who knows what she's doing.

Who the hell would want to be friends with someone accused of raping their mother?

No joke. Who would have it in their mindset to go out of their way and be seen in public with someone like Chris?

Even if she does have a fetish, this woman is telling the world that not only does not bother her that Chris is a very bad person but that she enjoys being around him and enjoys his company.

That tells you a lot about what kind of person Flutter is. You have to let that sit with you and that's why people won't leave them alone. That is why Flutter is like a fox being chased by the hounds.

Given the circumstances of when she appears and her ninja like reaction to people that encounter her, I don't genuinely believe that Flutter is a good person.

I was willing to get for the benefit of the doubt in the beginning but she is not someone who is up to any good.

I'm not saying that she's a bad person exactly but someone spending time with Chris knowing who he is and what he's done, well that just says a lot about who Flutter is as a person and her intentions.
 
Here's the thing, someone would have to very intentionally go out of their way to try to hang out with Chris.

Just because she pretends to be a Kawaii anime girlfriend or whatever doesn't mean she's not a full grown woman who knows what she's doing.

Who the hell would want to be friends with someone accused of raping their mother?

No joke. Who would have it in their mindset to go out of their way and be seen in public with someone like Chris?

Even if she does have a fetish, this woman is telling the world that not only does not bother her that Chris is a very bad person but that she enjoys being around him and enjoys his company.

That tells you a lot about what kind of person Flutter is. You have to let that sit with you and that's why people won't leave them alone. That is why Flutter is like a fox being chased by the hounds.

Given the circumstances of when she appears and her ninja like reaction to people that encounter her, I don't genuinely believe that Flutter is a good person.

I was willing to get for the benefit of the doubt in the beginning but she is not someone who is up to any good.

I'm not saying that she's a bad person exactly but someone spending time with Chris knowing who he is and what he's done, well that just says a lot about who Flutter is as a person and her intentions.
No, but you realize that maybe she has a job and he gets paid for it and sometimes she has to sometimes spend time with unpleasant people who are difficult to get along with and she simply has to know how to deal with it somehow. It's just that kind of work, it's normal in that kind of work that you have to deal with some idiots, people who are not in their right mind.
 
Someone mentioned she might be a trust fund baby or be the nursemaid for her geriatric relatives or something (because who else are they going to leave all their money too)?
That would explain her regularly using air travel. If she is from Finland, like some people theorized. She does international travel just to regularly meet Chris. That’s why I doubt the theory that she is from Finland. Why travel from Europe regularly just to randomly meet Chris? What could she get from it? I see no real evidence she is dating Chris. I do believe she is likely to suffer from a mental illness from the ways she looks.
 
Here's the thing, someone would have to very intentionally go out of their way to try to hang out with Chris.

Just because she pretends to be a Kawaii anime girlfriend or whatever doesn't mean she's not a full grown woman who knows what she's doing.

Who the hell would want to be friends with someone accused of raping their mother?

No joke. Who would have it in their mindset to go out of their way and be seen in public with someone like Chris?

Even if she does have a fetish, this woman is telling the world that not only does not bother her that Chris is a very bad person but that she enjoys being around him and enjoys his company.

That tells you a lot about what kind of person Flutter is. You have to let that sit with you and that's why people won't leave them alone. That is why Flutter is like a fox being chased by the hounds.

Given the circumstances of when she appears and her ninja like reaction to people that encounter her, I don't genuinely believe that Flutter is a good person.

I was willing to get for the benefit of the doubt in the beginning but she is not someone who is up to any good.

I'm not saying that she's a bad person exactly but someone spending time with Chris knowing who he is and what he's done, well that just says a lot about who Flutter is as a person and her intentions.
So I went back to page 1 and apparently she started to write to Chris while he was still in prison or maybe the group home? If this is true I doubt she is a real care-giver, maybe a demented wrangler at best. Only bat shit insane people write to people in prison. I guess super desperate people do that too but either way it means she's just as if not more crazy than he is.
Just some cabbage for the pot.
 
So I went back to page 1 and apparently she started to write to Chris while he was still in prison or maybe the group home? If this is true I doubt she is a real care-giver, maybe a demented wrangler at best. Only bat shit insane people write to people in prison. I guess super desperate people do that too but either way it means she's just as if not more crazy than he is.
Just some cabbage for the pot.
Exactly. She only started writing to him after discovering he was a demented motherfucker.

Of course she may have been unaware of who Chris before all of this, so it really speaks to her character that she would reach out to the foulest being in existence today.
 
Considering how long it's been and we only have a couple of face pics makes me think she's very knowledgeable about the consequences of hanging with Chris and thus it's more likely she's in on it with Caden.

Remember how quickly Fiona got doxed and exposed? That's usually what happens to people who actually want to associate with him as non-trolls.
 
Of course she may have been unaware of who Chris before all of this, so it really speaks to her character that she would reach out to the foulest being in existence today.

Didn't caden lose communication to Chris and then all of a sudden cabbage started to mail him?

The lose of communication happened when chris was in jail and not in medical evaluation if not mistaken.
 
I definitely get some kind of caretaker or tard wrangler vibes from her at times.

When she was first spotted with Chris, this is what I thought too. She was a carer or some sort of wrangler. I assumed at the time she was assigned to Chris as part of his release from jail.

I still feel she is associated with Caden and is there to keep Chris under control. The fact she started contacting him in jail to build up rapport feels to me that this is all part of the Praetor plan to use Chris for money. Especially now we know Caden has the equivalent of power of attorney over Chris.
 
We need to chart the cyclic nature of her presence. She seems to come anf go for weeks at a time. The problem is we don't have anything definitive, only public sightings and Chris being more active online when she us gone.

If we can establish a cycle fir her presence we can compare it to known timetables such as college semester and other cycles that would be less semester-like.

At the very least we should take a look at the semester schedule and scheduled breaks for the college that Caden goes to, and rule that out as coinciding in any way. From there we can start looking at the possibility that she actually lives locally but travels to go to school and the reverse. Checking the schedules of schools local to Chris wouldn't be too difficult. In that case, she would be present while school is in session and absent (visiting home) when not in session, which might coincide better to her appearances.

My instinct is that this isn't a traditional school schedule at all. The cycles aren't quite right. My guess is it is an atypical work schedule or a job training schedule, something that has long periods on and then respite periods. However, it could have nothing to do with traditional work at all. her coming and going could also be similar to a schedule where she is carrying for a disabled or elderly family member in shifts with another caregiver.

Regardless, I think we need to work with what we hav, and what we have is a cyclic appearance "schedule" that might be pattern-based. I think her coming and going could be the key this. I am willing to apply up to 15% of my autism to this job. Anyone else want to chip in?
Speculation: what if she’s a stewardess with her home base in another state?
If she’s got a job it has to be either remote and she lives elsewhere and comes to visit or it’s a job that requires regular travel.
 
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