Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Zeus Blue Thunder said:
I tried to do it like so, but the issue is, most schools do not appear to follow the specific schedule needed.
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I don't think they follow any pattern. How sure are we that shes a college student and not working? All the sightings of note have been of them shopping at different places. Could it be that she is contributing with money to the praetor household (as in buying groceries and other shit). Thats a theory yeah, but its not like Chris cant handle that by himself.
I personally think that if shes a college student, she only takes online classes. If not, shes either working a mostly online job or is being mantained by someone else (By how reserved she is with social media, i would be willing to bet shes part of a very conservative family that wants to keep her close as much as possible). I take my reddit private investigator hat off, apologies
 
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Oil Olive said:
I don't think they follow any pattern. How sure are we that shes a college student and not working? All the sightings of note have been of them shopping at different places. Could it be that she is contributing with money to the praetor household (as in buying groceries and other shit). Thats a theory yeah, but its not like Chris cant handle that by himself.
I personally think that if shes a college student, she only takes online classes. If not, shes either working a mostly online job or is being mantained by someone else (By how reserved she is with social media, i would be willing to bet shes part of a very conservative family that wants to keep her close as much as possible). I take my reddit private investigator hat off, apologies
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I would agree that a traditional college student is probably not the most likely scenario.. I do think it's one that we could potentially rule out if any of the visits completely contradict most normal school schedules. There is a great deal of difference between different schools, which is why I thought comparing to the college that Caden goes to would at least be a good step.

If I were a betting man, I would bet that she is taking care of a relative and works in home care. If she did this as an independent contractor or as a temp service, it would give her a lot of flexibility in which case there would in fact be little to no pattern. I guess I'm less looking to establish a pattern that coincides with a specific school than I am looking to rule out the most obvious schools.

I still think her being somewhat of a neat that resides with elderly relatives is the most likely scenario. I just like looking for patterns and sometimes the most beneficial pattern is the one that doesn't exist.
 
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Syntaxion said:
how do we know she's not his imagination given form? Maybe the dimensional merge happened, after all
Not beholden to any schedule, cost or logic

At this point I'm open to considering any theory...
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I'm sorry, but I have to reject this theory. If I didn't, I would be accepting that the Minions exist in this universe and that is something I do not wish upon my greatest enemies.
 
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I am 100% sure Egg is reading these posts, Chris is addicted to reading / talking / looking up about himself and the trolls as it is. There is absolutely no way she isn't aware of this site and the people who follow Chris' every move. He would absolutely brag about it to her.

Another thing is; I know this has been asked so many time but... Why would someone want to hang around with Chris at all, what do they get up to behind closed doors? Probably has a collection of cheap stones that all have different healing and medicinal purposes.
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
I have to say I really hope I am wrong because that kid would be the most abused child in history and if the kid was a boy I can see Chris forcing him to transition before he even got to grade school just so some stupid dream he had in college could come true.
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it's going to be The Ones Who Walk Away from Lolmelas
 
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atorie said:
Women (yes, flutter counts as a "woman") typically start melting after the age of 30, yet Flutter still looks borderline loli there. I know this shit is starting to drag but I still can't wait for the revelation where people find out she's been 19 years old this entire time.
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To be fair, all we've seen of Flutter is potato cam footage, she might be short, but for all we know, she looks like she's in her early 30s.
The American Hedgehog said:
Don't see why Praetor would go to the extreme of controlling/surveilling Chris. The shop kept in business before, during, and after the Jail Saga. Chris has shown he can make art that sells, whether he's in a house or in a jail cell.
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They might not want a repeat of the barbussying. I'd keep Chris on a real fuckin' short leash too if he was in my charge. I'd also keep him off twitter, and so far they seem to keep Chris from having slap fights online or diddling anyone else.
BubbaRobot887 said:
Yeah and their kid is in for a horror show of a life, I really feel sorry for their future kids. Just imagine the abuse they will go through.
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Hopefully Egg's got tied tubes or is infertile.
underoo underarmour said:
My instinct is that this isn't a traditional school schedule at all. The cycles aren't quite right. My guess is it is an atypical work schedule or a job training schedule, something that has long periods on and then respite periods. However, it could have nothing to do with traditional work at all. her coming and going could also be similar to a schedule where she is carrying for a disabled or elderly family member in shifts with another caregiver.
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Could be some on and off temp work stuff. IMO flutter's too small to be a long haul truck driver. Haven't even seen her drive to my knowledge, but maybe Chris is just being a gentleman and offering to drive her around, or maybe she doesn't want Chris stank in her car. I don't imagine you can just cover that up with some air fresheners, you're gonna have to drop a couple hundred at a detailer to hopefully get his stink out of your seats.
Poo said:
Another thing is; I know this has been asked so many time but... Why would someone want to hang around with Chris at all, what do they get up to behind closed doors? Probably has a collection of cheap stones that all have different healing and medicinal purposes.
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My theory is money or clout. She's got no online presence so we know it's not clout. Caden or somebody in praetor must be paying her. Would YOU willingly hang around chris for free? Bob had to bribe people to hang out with him in high school, just sayin'.
 
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It is rather understandable that Flutter hasn't been seen recently.

As I said in another post, she looked like Bambi's mother taking one for the team.

But I doubt she's gone forever.
 
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Poo said:
I am 100% sure Egg is reading these posts, Chris is addicted to reading / talking / looking up about himself and the trolls as it is. There is absolutely no way she isn't aware of this site and the people who follow Chris' every move.
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She and Chris-Chan are far less attention whores than Marzgurl. She only tweets screenshots and talks about kiwi farms, making fun of her nowadays. Her live streams are not even getting 5 views now. You think both of them feeling good knowing they are not as pathetic as Kaylyn Saucedo? People want to learn more about flutter. Meanwhile Marzgurl has to threaten to dox kiwi farms users for attention. I hope flutter egg and Chris-Chan both reading this and laughing at you Kaylyn Saucedo. I know you are probably reading this Marzgurl.
 
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She and Chris-Chan are far less attention whores than Marzgurl. She only tweets screenshots and talks about kiwi farms, making fun of her nowadays. Her live streams are not even getting 5 views now. You think both of them feeling good knowing they are not as pathetic as Kaylyn Saucedo? People want to learn more about flutter. Meanwhile Marzgurl has to threaten to dox kiwi farms users for attention. I hope flutter egg and Chris-Chan both reading this and laughing at you Kaylyn Saucedo. I know you are probably reading this Marzgurl.
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Ok but why does her jacket look like Taco Bell decor threw up on it?
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
I tried to do it like so, but the issue is, most schools do not appear to follow the specific schedule needed.
Specifically, the cycles are as follows:
Somewhere before September 4 - October 3
December 20 - January 13
March 23 - ??? (Due to the lack of sightings, Flutter might have or might have not left sometime after March 25. That being said, she wasn't in the TwistedFreak sighting.)
June 27 - August 19
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My only thought with this is that maybe she is actually from the area and her family lives there but she does not. She might come back to town for important Holidays or family events and Chris is just a side project while she's back. Looking at those date ranges Christmas, New Year, Easter, and Independence Day all fit in. Family Events, Birthdays, etc. could fill the other gaps. She was notably not around for Chris's Birthday which is kind of odd. This is just a guess though. My only thought on occupation is a travel nurse, it affords the schedule flexibility and money to take multiple flights/vacations a year and could explain how she can easily manage a big tard baby.
 
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