Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Dysnomia]

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Someone decided to remind Sarah that men don't have iud's, so now we have this broken record.

When I saw this:



I immediately thought of this:

 

[Raxxinator]

THAT’S MY STOMACH PENIS

IT’S URGENT

 

[Falcon Sebben]

THAT’S MY STOMACH PENIS
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IT’S URGENT

My god the resemblance is uncanny.

 

[Dysnomia]

I forgot about these. But here are the posts pertaining to the IUD and recent bout of "I'm dying".

I'm sorry. This is literally the size of the thumbnail.





Love that last one. No idea if these are regular followers who are sick of her moaning or people that followed her to post these replies, but lol anyway.

Social media is enough like crack to the average normie. So when you factor in mental illness and cowdom it's like super crack laced with fentanyl. Pixy can quit crying on social media any time! She's not addicted!

While it may really be the equivalent of shouting into a void, it's one of her few outlets where she might get some positive attention from well meaning people who have yet to be sick of her. I doubt she can go long without that validity.

 

[moorhen]

No idea if these are regular followers who are sick of her moaning or people that followed her to post these replies, but lol anyway.

The poor people who meet her at art events and say “yeah I’ll add you on facebook” and then get bombarded with “why am I dead?” fourteen times a day, maybe.

I’m sure most people have met someone, added them on facebook and immediately regretted it because they’re fucking nutso. Maybe not at Pixys level though.

 

[Dysnomia]

The poor people who meet her at art events and say “yeah I’ll add you on facebook” and then get bombarded with “why am I dead?” fourteen times a day, maybe.

I’m sure most people have met someone, added them on facebook and immediately regretted it because they’re fucking nutso. Maybe not at Pixys level though.

And she wonders why people start ignoring her. No one likes a Debbie Downer without an off switch.

 

[Phouquehead]

She finally fucking did it. Say farewell to your eyes, cuz you're not going to want them anymore after seeing these photos.

Spoiler: The long awaited Gerudo Link cosplay

The worst part of this isn't her hairy armpits or bloated belly or greasy natural hair, it's the fact that she dragged her dad into this. After writing fanfics of him sexually abusing her as a child. This is also why I don't believe it half the time she says she's having a real crisis and is on the verge of homelessness or suicide, because after crying about dying, being ignored and misgendered, or her ten billion health problems for days on end, she posts this crap and sounds content with her bottom feeding existence. She's just a giant lazy hypersexual brat who pushed everyone away and now she realizes she's going nowhere in life, so the only way to get attention is to freak out online every day since looking like both a sped and a butch lesbian IRL isn't getting her what she wants either. And she's too stupid to realize some of us actually read and remember the stupid shit she says and see all the holes in her ridiculous stories.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

She finally fucking did it. Say farewell to your eyes, cuz you're not going to want them anymore after seeing these photos.

Spoiler: The long awaited Gerudo Link cosplay

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The worst part of this isn't her hairy armpits or bloated belly or greasy natural hair, it's the fact that she dragged her dad into this. After writing fanfics of him sexually abusing her as a child. This is also why I don't believe it half the time she says she's having a real crisis and is on the verge of homelessness or suicide, because after crying about dying, being ignored and misgendered, or her ten billion health problems for days on end, she posts this crap and sounds content with her bottom feeding existence. She's just a giant lazy hypersexual brat who pushed everyone away and now she realizes she's going nowhere in life, so the only way to get attention is to freak out online every day since looking like both a sped and a butch lesbian IRL isn't getting her what she wants either. And she's too stupid to realize some of us actually read and remember the stupid shit she says and see all the holes in her ridiculous stories.

There is nothing masculine about this cosplay. Gerudo Link is definitely something for twinks or fit girls to cosplay, not greasy sows.

 

[Dysnomia]

She finally fucking did it. Say farewell to your eyes, cuz you're not going to want them anymore after seeing these photos.

Spoiler: The long awaited Gerudo Link cosplay

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The worst part of this isn't her hairy armpits or bloated belly or greasy natural hair, it's the fact that she dragged her dad into this. After writing fanfics of him sexually abusing her as a child. This is also why I don't believe it half the time she says she's having a real crisis and is on the verge of homelessness or suicide, because after crying about dying, being ignored and misgendered, or her ten billion health problems for days on end, she posts this crap and sounds content with her bottom feeding existence. She's just a giant lazy hypersexual brat who pushed everyone away and now she realizes she's going nowhere in life, so the only way to get attention is to freak out online every day since looking like both a sped and a butch lesbian IRL isn't getting her what she wants either. And she's too stupid to realize some of us actually read and remember the stupid shit she says and see all the holes in her ridiculous stories.

I wish I could give both a horrifying and an Islamic content.

So this is what she spent her prize money on. I hope she had enough left over for those shoe inserts she was crying about. And her credit card bills. Can't forget those.

Does she even realise that this is a female Gerudo outfit and it's essentially cosplaying as Link crossdressing to pass as a woman? I thought she didn't want to wear women's clothes? I guess it doesn't count because it's not a dress. It's still women's clothing though. Ganondorf's various outfits have little in common other than certain symbols. Why not cosplay as Ganondorf? He's very masculine. Instead she wants to cosplay as a crossdressing twink trying to infiltrate a female only space.

This is literally the most trans she has ever been. I'm actually a little impressed.

 

[Raxxinator]

This is quite literally the most feminizing cosplay she’s done since her troonery really kicked off. Like, in no way shape or form could this outfit ever look masculine or even gender neutral. She looks more like a damn Walmart knockoff of a belly dancer, and she is so blissfully unaware of the fact.

“I won’t wear dresses” “Pink traumatized me” “Disney princesses trigger me” AND THEN HAS THE GALL TO DRESS IN THAT, AND TO POST IT, AND WILLINGLY ADMIT SHE MADE HER FATHER TAKE THE PICTURES.

I’m honestly more disappointed at her father willingly participating in her shenanigans. Defend her from your bipolar toad of a wife’s tirades, instead of participating in her unhealthy coping mechanisms like this. If she can stand and pose in front of a camera with her owie foot, then she can also apply for a job. That’s what her dad should be trying to encourage her to do.

*edit whatever happened to the duct tape??

 

[Dysnomia]

This is quite literally the most feminizing cosplay she’s done since her troonery really kicked off. Like, in no way shape or form could this outfit ever look masculine or even gender neutral. She looks more like a damn Walmart knockoff of a belly dancer, and she is so blissfully unaware of the fact.

“I won’t wear dresses” “Pink traumatized me” “Disney princesses trigger me” AND THEN HAS THE GALL TO DRESS IN THAT, AND TO POST IT, AND WILLINGLY ADMIT SHE MADE HER FATHER TAKE THE PICTURES.

I’m honestly more disappointed at her father willingly participating in her shenanigans. Defend her from your bipolar toad of a wife’s tirades, instead of participating in her unhealthy coping mechanisms like this. If she can stand and pose in front of a camera with her owie foot, then she can also apply for a job. That’s what her dad should be trying to encourage her to do.

*edit whatever happened to the duct tape??

Normies won't know what this is when she wears it in public. They will think she's a belly dancer. She will be called ma'am. She will have a meltdown. What on Earth was she thinking? The outfit is meant to help a man pass as a woman. Therefore she is indeed dressing like a woman. Does she not understand this?

Also, her goal weight is 160-170. For that short ass body. Does she really think a minimum of 5 lbs is gonna make a big difference when the cosplay is not at all flattering to her body type? Also, dig that pit and leg hair. A pro would shave that since it's out of character and Link is as smooth as butter. But she won't because she's a real man. That's her purse. She doesn't know you.

Oh well. At least the mask will cover her stache.

I'm thinking maybe he took them because cosplay makes his schizo sped daughter happy and allows him more peace time in front of the TV while she's out bouncing around and posing in ill-fitting cosplay. Assuming he wasn't nagged to do it while he was just trying to enjoy The Weather Channel.

I'm assuming the duct tape was an action during a manic phase. She deluded herself into thinking people wanted to check her for tits.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

There is nothing masculine about this cosplay. Gerudo Link is definitely something for twinks or fit girls to cosplay, not greasy sows.

As I always said, there's nothing really masculine about Link. I mean he wears a skirt. But even then it's like a fat guy dressing as the Joker. The Joker has always been a lean and lanky kind of figure. Fat guys wearing Joker cosplay just never look right.

Like Pixy and trying to look like Link. She's too fat, too old and she needs to shave her pits.

Does she even realise that this is a female Gerudo outfit and it's essentially cosplaying as Link crossdressing to pass as a woman? I thought she didn't want to wear women's clothes? I guess it doesn't count because it's not a dress. It's still women's clothing though. Ganondorf's various outfits have little in common other than certain symbols. Why not cosplay as Ganondorf? He's very masculine. Instead she wants to cosplay as a crossdressing twink trying to infiltrate a female only space.

But it's okay because this is a chick pretending to be a dude while dressed up as a dude who's dressing as a chick. It's the inner dudeness that doesn't make this girly.

And everybody will call her ma'am and she'll meltdown.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Well now my brain is really broken, because I thought she meant she was going to do this Gerudo Link outfit:

For the non Zelda players there's two desert outfits Link can wear, one is the traditional female attire that he uses to sneak into the all-women's town and this one, which is what the Gerudo men actually wear.
Not that I'd rather she wear this considering the exposed boob involved. I prefer the veil. The less we can see of her face the better.

 

[Breadbear]

That's a great AliExpress-tier outfit. The printed shower cap is a nice touch.

 

[retard strength II]

What on Earth was she thinking?

I really think she self-sabotages and this is a good example of it. May not even be aware of it but wants to have a shitty go of it all and be "misgendered" and people be confused by her cosplay or not know who she is supposed to be or that she is even cosplaying and have a bad time for it and complain after.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Look at that belly.

Her stomach dick must be HUGE.

 

[CarbonatedDelight]

A woman roleplaying a man roleplaying a man roleplaying a woman. Impressive.

 

[Phouquehead]

This cosplay is definitely some kind of 4D gender fuckery chess but I think in Pixy's teeny tiny brain, she believes everyone knows Link is a boy, knows he disguises himself as a girl in BotW and later games, and most importantly, she herself is a man (who will not be harmed) so wearing this girly belly dancer getup still means SHE IS NOT MA'AM AND YOU WON'T CALL HER THAT. Lack of theory of mind has always been an essential part of why she's a lolcow. Back then, she didn't understand why others didn't think her awkward poses and dances were as sexy as what she saw in her head. Now she doesn't understand that no one sees her as male (or even masculine for that matter).

The sad thing is a good number of people would accept her as a trans """"man"""" if she explained to them that's what she is. But her online screeching makes it sound like she doesn't tell anyone she encounters IRL about her super special identity, assumes they magically know just by seeing her bowlcut, moustache and table humping, and then is repeatedly devastated that the people in town don't understand what her body does and instead they all want her to be forcibly tattooed, married and impregnated, and to wear a skirt. She says she tries to explain her pronouns "calmly" but I doubt it, because deep down she doesn't believe she's truly male either and this is all make-believe to cope with being an old, icky, fat failure.

 

[TismFarmer]

She says she tries to explain her pronouns "calmly" but I doubt it,

I doubt too.
Mainly because I don't think Pixy is capable of doing anything calmly.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Looks like Sarah most likely got ma'am'd while cosplaying.