Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

[A Wumpa Fruit]

That seems like a great reason to have kids. How do you explain that to them?
"Son, you were a retard spite baby. Go out and zap to the extreme!" "I will! Thank you, father!"

let´s be serious, Chris...could have kids? because for what I read in the CWCki, the HRT fucked his libido and he can´t cum anymore (this is a disgusting talk I know)

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and make prediction. Before 2025 ends, Chris will announce that's he is going be a father.

Also, obligatory: Perkele!

Bro if Flutter isn't pregnant already ill be shocked. Chris was raping barb every few days. Statisticly she should be knocked up by now if the trends are the same.

 

[JunkMan.exe]

So is Chris Chan smashing that Finnish Pussy?

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Get this motherfucker off my continent.

too late now babe
*So need a cute girl with a finnish folk song remixed starts playing*

 

[WelperHelper99]

let´s be serious, Chris...could have kids? because for what I read in the CWCki, the HRT fucked his libido and he can´t cum anymore (this is a disgusting talk I know)

He just has to stop taking troon juice for a while then. The tard demon baby is happening my man.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

let´s be serious, Chris...could have kids? because for what I read in the CWCki, the HRT fucked his libido and he can´t cum anymore (this is a disgusting talk I know)

With his diet, age, and the HRT, I would say that he's almost infertile. But there's also ill old farts that manage to have kids, so I don't really know. If a baby does come out, thought, they would have a lithany of health problems

 

[mrfresh]

People guessed Finland when he was spotted at the airport a while back

https://kiwifarms.st/search/27952043/?q=Finland&t=post&c[thread]=192017&o=relevance

 

[The Un-Clit]

EDIT: I just had a thought, what if he's visiting to ask permission to marry because his girlfriend is already pregnant with the incarnation of Sonichu?

@WelperHelper99 sez:

He just has to stop taking troon juice for a while then. The tard demon baby is happening my man.

If Crystal Weston Chandler is conceived in the womb of Flutter and born unto this earth, then the Dimensional Merge will truely come to completion and the world as we know it will pass into the Autism Singularity.

Sweet dreams!

 

[Oxyjen]

too late now babe
*So need a cute girl with a finnish folk song remixed starts playing*

Just to remind you all that this is unironically a Finnish folk song:

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

He just has to stop taking troon juice for a while then. The tard demon baby is happening my man.

please don´t tell me this, please, lie to me, I don´t want a more cursed earth, It was enough to share air with the gunt man, I don´t want to share oxygen and a planet with Chris spawn

 

[Hermann von Salsa]

The blessed denizens of Finlandia, I pray for ye for a great curse has befallen on thee. Only divine rites may banish this devil back to his realm of chaos.

 

[WelperHelper99]

please don´t tell me this, please, lie to me, I don´t want a more cursed earth, It was enough to share air with the gunt man, I don´t want to share oxygen and a planet with Chris spawn

>you right now

 

[AngelicPanzer]

He is literally Jesus Christ-Chan Sonichu. How can a normal guy compete with that?

At this point I'm starting to fucking believe it

 

[joebobmurphy]

While Chris is there he should visit Lordi's Square. Hard Rock Hallelujah, motherfuckers!

 

[Preacher ✝]

I havent been keeping up with recent Christory so could someone explain to me how this video is proof?

I'm guessing Chris is supposed to be the taller one here. Has he lost weight?

 

[FrigginWeeb]

You can stay indefinitely with a marriage visa. UTF1127 (underrated lolcow btw) did this and now he spends his days telling Finnish people why they need to accommodate him better.

If chris did become an expat doesn't he lose his tugboat?

 

[Caligura]

The USSR couldn't invade Finland, but CWCville did.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

What does she see him? He shits himself, acts like a literal child, unemployed, has no sexual experience, smells and he is ugly as fuck. All those traits combined will make any sane person not want to fuck him.

We don't know anything about her, tbf. She might be as gross and insane as him, just with better opsec.

 

[TerrifyingPterodactyl]

Non passport having bros... it's over we don't have an excuse anymore

but on the other side of the coin Ameribros! He might not be our problem anymore!we will just offload him on the Fins!

 

[FlyingBull]

With his diet, age, and the HRT, I would say that he's almost infertile.

Chris was born when bob was in his mid 50's. He probably could do it if he tries enough.
I wonder if Chris's hypothetical son's autism because of his age and substance use would cancel out with his hereditary one.