Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

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Caligura said:
The USSR couldn't invade Finland, but CWCville did.
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The proud nation of CWCville knows no bounds. Three cheers for Comrade Chandler!
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FlyingBull said:
Chris was born when bob was in his mid 50's. He probably could do it if he tries enough.
I wonder if Chris's hypothetical son's autism because of his age and substance use would cancel out with his hereditary one.
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You assume they wouldn't... MERGE. His son would be a turbo tard lol.
 
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A Wumpa Fruit said:
how it works the finnish passport? serious question, in certain latin american and I think....asian countries you don´t need a passport, for example, if you are a murica or mexican, you can freely enter Chile or Uruguay for example, I don´t have any idea how it works in some european countries, I can´t imagine fucking Chris Chan asking for a passport
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Are you sure that’s a thing?
I’m pretty sure most of Mexico except Tijuana requires a passport, and I know you’re not getting on a plane to Europe without one.

I once lost my passport in Asia and had to have the American embassy issue me an emergency new one so I would be allowed to board my return flight.
 
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LiquidKid said:
Im shocked Chris has a passport
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Honestly same, you'd think it'd be hard considering, like, the 9 different obstacles he'd face trying to get one. I don't think he ever mentioned having one before, and it's not like he ever even had a reason to. Wonder how he pulled that off.
WelperHelper99 said:
Chris has had more sex with hookers, Barb, and now Flutter, than 90% of this forum.
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Nice seeing you outside the NJB thread lol
 
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So I've been wondering since the Flutter arc began. Do you guys think its possible that prison forced our boy Chris to grow up just enough that another human being can tolerate his presence for prolonged periods? I'm not saying he's sane, but that Prison forced him into an environment where people don't take his shit or enable his behavior, so he had to adjust in a way that was ultimately positive?
 
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The best and greatest said:
So I've been wondering since the Flutter arc began. Do you guys think its possible that prison forced our boy Chris to grow up just enough that another human being can tolerate his presence for prolonged periods? I'm not saying he's sane, but that Prison forced him into an environment where people don't take his shit or enable his behavior, so he had to adjust in a way that was ultimately positive?
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Wasn't prison where the whole "I'm Jesus Christ reincarnated" shit began?

I think it's more likely that "Flutter" is mentally fucked in some way.
 
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ForgedBlades said:
Where is he getting the money for a European vacation? I don't get it. Is Caden bankrolling this? Does Flutter have money?
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Praetor and Flutters gave the tugboat. People get shit ton of money to Finnish degenerate streamers and Lolcows. That makes Chris monetized entertainment.
 
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Slug said:
This is a pivotal moment in Christory. Before now, Chris had barely left the state of Virginia (spare for conventions and ween-induced trips to Ohio). For the first time, he is in another country - another continent! With a woman!

Raping Barb changed his life for the better. That's a bitter pill for his A-Logs to swallow, and a sad indictment of the justice system.
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I really dislike flatter. I get the same feeling about flutter as I get about prostitutes and feds. But I almost feel bad for Flutter because Chris being a fat, low IQ , cripplingly autistic, never left America-America amerimut must be the worst person on planet Earth to travel with.
I bet you, Chris is freaking out about very normal things in Europe, like streetlights being a different color or people riding bicycles. I bet you he’s asking flutter 1 million questions a second and not a single one of them would be considered a good question.

Out of all the stupid, dumb, insipid, absolutely no need to exist live streams Chris has done… This is the first time I would ever actually want Chris to live stream and he doesn’t. Gotta give it to Caden, while he’s balls deep and flutter, he does come up with some pretty good scripts.

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I thought it was too far-fetched until right now. The idea of some random Finnish girl getting involved with Chris simply seemed too nonsensical, but this is CWC we're talking about. Nonsense is the name of the game.

This is legit the strongest evidence yet of them being an honest-to-goodness couple and Flutter not just being some Rube Goldberg-ass trolling setup. I mean, who the FUCK would spend what must cumulatively be thousands of dollars on travel expenses, spend weeks of your life staying with an autistic manchild, and risk your life being exposed to the entire internet unless you genuinely loved this person?

No way in hell Flutter ain't bouncing on that duck.
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Flutter isn’t a girlfriend to Chris, flutter is a Honeytrap set up by Caden to get Chris trust so Caden can monetize Chris and skim off the top of his earnings.


Since there’s a lot of new people who might be coming here just from the front page I’d like to mention and remind people that flutter wasn’t a Sonichu/CwC fan before Chris went to jail. Chris didn’t reach out to flatter after seeing her on discord or anything. FLUTTER SOUGHT CHRIS OUT WHEN HE WAS IN JAIL.

My personal schizo theory which I have mentioned before on the site is that Caden desperately wanted Chris to work with him even before the whole Isabella Janki/Babussy saga. There were a few low IQ retard circling Chris around this time trying to get Chris to make a company with them and try to make Sonichu you go mainstream. I remember Kengal was one of these people and a few of the “guardians“ as well. Obviously after the Barbussy gate, a lot of them just left. But not Caden.

Caden knows that Chris doesn’t like men and doesn’t really wanna talk to men, so Caden got a friend/girlfriend called Flutter to keep Chris happy.
Now Chris quite literally lives in Caden‘s house giving Caden the lions share of merchandise and live-streaming revenue.
 
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Dear god, he's out of the states, this is the moment we've all been waiting for!!
US-KIWIS, PROCEED WITH OPERATION "HOT POTATO"!!

HE IS OFF OF OUR SOIL AND OFFICIALLY ANOTHER COUNTRY'S PROBLEM!!

RAISE THE IRON WALLS!

ERECT THE SKY-DOME!

WE MAY FINALLY BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THE MERGE UNSCATHED GENTLEMEN.

NO TAKEBACKS, FINLAND. DON'T YOU FUCK US.
 
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