Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

[SmallKiwi]

What does she see him? He shits himself, acts like a literal child, unemployed, has no sexual experience, smells and he is ugly as fuck. All those traits combined will make any sane person not want to fuck him.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

has no sexual experience

He does have sexual experience, just with the type of women you absolutely shouldn't have

 

[LiquidKid]

Im shocked Chris has a passport

 

[WelperHelper99]

He does have sexual experience, just with the type of women you absolutely shouldn't have

Chris has had more sex with hookers, Barb, and now Flutter, than 90% of this forum.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

“Christine Christian Christopher Ricardo Weston Chandler Jesus Christ Sonichu CPU Blue Heart it’s Jason Bourne”!

 

[Walrus and Carpenter 2.0]

finland isnt nordic

Ackshually, it is Nordic but is not Scandinavian.

 

[Oxyjen]

Voi vittu! En pidä tästä.

 

[GeorgeMilton]

Sweden and Finland have ö.

Norway and Denmark have ø.

Iceland has ò.

Iceland's equivalent sound is also written ö. Ó is a long o, not an umlauted o. And then of course there's also Faroese which, due to Danish influence, uses ø.

 

[All Smiles]

What does she see him? He shits himself, acts like a literal child, unemployed, has no sexual experience, smells and he is ugly as fuck. All those traits combined will make any sane person not want to fuck him.

This may sound crazy, but there are women out there that are just as fucked in the head as chris.

Voi vittu! En pidä tästä.

Someone needs to revive the spurdo sparde meme just for chris. Just looking at this walrus language makes me chuckle.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Modern Chris is so boring he can't even make zany European adventures interesting.

 

[Lidl Drip]

What does she see him? He shits himself, acts like a literal child, unemployed, has no sexual experience, smells and he is ugly as fuck. All those traits combined will make any sane person not want to fuck him.

Some women just look at a complete trainwreck of a man and think "I can fix him".

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

What does she see him? He shits himself, acts like a literal child, unemployed, has no sexual experience, smells and he is ugly as fuck. All those traits combined will make any sane person not want to fuck him.

what are you talking about? He has sexual experience now, with a certain lady that happens to be his senile mother

 

[mindlessobserver]

EBIN!

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Wonder how many weens are contacting DHS right now, or whatever the Finland version is, talking about a "Religious fundamentalist with a history of violence and sexual assault".

More than a couple that's for sure, but "a Religious fundamentalist with a history of violence and sexual assault" pretty much describes more than 90% of "refugees" in Finland, so if their internal security hasn't done anything about those "refugees", then it is very unlikely they'll do something against a single, literal, motherfucker.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and make prediction. Before 2025 ends, Chris will announce that's he is going be a father.

Also, obligatory: Perkele!

EDIT: I just had a thought, what if he's visiting to ask permission to marry because his girlfriend is already pregnant with the incarnation of Sonichu?

 

[RollingRock2]

Welcome to hydraulic press channel
Today we will be crush-shing Sonichu medallion
It's very dangerous an can attack at any time

 

[The Un-Clit]

finland isnt nordic

I think a guy who is actually Finnish would know, my dude.
(@FinnSven, not me.)

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Im shocked Chris has a passport

how it works the finnish passport? serious question, in certain latin american and I think....asian countries you don´t need a passport, for example, if you are a murica or mexican, you can freely enter Chile or Uruguay for example, I don´t have any idea how it works in some european countries, I can´t imagine fucking Chris Chan asking for a passport

 

[parody]

I do wonder if Chris is applying for citizenship. He would need a passport and visa from what I've googled to do that. But either way he would need a passport and if he's staying permanently he would need to speak fluent Finnish or swedish language.

This might be it guys. Chris is going from Jesus Christ to Nordic God.

You can stay indefinitely with a marriage visa. UTF1127 (underrated lolcow btw) did this and now he spends his days telling Finnish people why they need to accommodate him better.

 

[GeorgeMilton]

I think a guy who is actually Finnish would know, my dude.
(@FinnSven, not me.)

I think it depends how you define Nordic. Is the Finnish language Nordic (i.e. North Germanic)? No. Is Finland in the Nordic Council? Yes. Geopolitically Nordic, linguistically not (unless you're talking about Finland's sizeable Swedish-speaking minority).

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

What does she see him? He shits himself, acts like a literal child, unemployed, has no sexual experience, smells and he is ugly as fuck. All those traits combined will make any sane person not want to fuck him.

He has sexual experience. His body count is two.